YESTER... NO.. TODAY...

CAPTAIN ASKED ME TO BUILD A FLYING MACHINE FOR EXPANDING THE GRANDE TOURISM DEPARTMENT OF CAPTANIA.

I AM MOST PROUD TO UNDERTAKE THIS GLORIOUS MISSION FOR CAPTANIA. NOT LIKE SNIPPERONEY THE MOLDY PIZZA WITHOUT TOPPINGS [WHO WOULD RATHER DO NOTHING THAN BE OF BASIC ASSISTANCE TO OUR GRAND PLANS AND NEEDS]. I FEAR THAT ONLY THE TREAT OF VIOLENCE KEEPS SNIPPEY IN LINE WITH CAPTANIA'S DESIGNS FOR A UTOPIAN PARADISE FOR ALL APPS AND HOOMANOIDS.

I MET A FRIENDLY MAN IN THE WASTES WHO LET ME USE HIS FLYING MACHINE SUPPLIES IN HIS MAGICAL CART.

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THE TINY TAG ON MY INSIDE FOLD OF MY JACKET SAYS "SG CHRISTOPHORUS HATCHENSON".

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEONE I LIKE.

MAYBE I KILLED THEM FOR THIS JACKET.

THIS JACKET IS SOFT AND FITTING.

I AM PILOT. CAPTAIN CALLS ME PILOT, SO I MUST BE PILOT.

I FLY THINGS. I FLEW THE CAPTAIN ONCE ON A MISSION OF GREAT IMPORTANCE. WE HAD A SKY-ACCIDENT.

CAPTAIN SAVED MY LIFE FROM THE BURNING CARCASS OF THE FLYING COW.

CAPTAIN IS MAGIC, LIKE HARRY POTTER BUT MORE MAGIC.

CAPTAIN CAN STOP CLOCKS, I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE SEEN IT. THE COW'S CLOCKS AND DIALS FROZE IN PLACE WHEN CAPTAIN GAVE THEM A STERN LOOK.

ONE DAY, THE CAPTAIN WOKE ME UP SO I COULD SERVE ZEER FOR ALL TIME. IT'S A SHAME THE SAME THING WON'T HAPPEN TO SNIPPY BECAUSE HE'S INSOLENT AND TRIES TO ESCAPE FROM CAPTAIN'S ORDERS.

LET ME TELL YOU

OF HOW AMAZINGLY AWESOME CAPTAIN IS...

THE MIRACLES OF CAPTAIN ARE INFINITE AND GREAT.

CAPTAIN LIVES FOREVER. I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF CAPTAIN ENJOYING A RIDE WITH PROMINENT KOREAN DANCE CELEBRITY [KIM JONG] FROM SEVERAL LIFE-TIMES IN THE PAST:

THE CITY OF THE DEAD IS MY HOME.

THE DEAD LIKE TO PLAY GAMES AND TALK TO ME, BUT THEY AREN'T VERY INTERACTIVE, UNLESS PROVOKED. IF YOU LOOK FROM THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE, YOU CAN SEE THEM MOVE.

SNIPPY ALWAYS TELLS ME LIES. HE SUCKS.

I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM THAT CAPTAIN IS A REAL WIZARD AND RULER OF THE UNIVERSE, BUT SNIPPY IS A STUBBORN GOAT. HE SAYS "IT'S ALL MAGIC TRICKS" AND "YOU ARE GULLIBLE".

I CALLED HIM A "JIGGLY SLUG" AND PRESENTED HIM MY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.

SNIPPY CALLED MY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE "PHOTOSHOP". I DON'T KNOW WHAT PHOTOSHOP IS, BUT IT SOUNDS SCARY. IT REMINDS ME OF THOSE OLD MAGAZINES I FOUND OF GIRLS WITH GLOSSY FACES. I THINK I WILL NAME MY CATERPILLAR FRIEND "PHOTOSHOP". THE CATERPILLAR GETS ALL GLOSSY AND ANGRY IF I TRY TO HELP HER FLY. IT TOOK A LOT OF WORK TO CATCH PHOTOSHOP AND TIE BALLOONS TO HER. NOW SHE CAN FINALLY BE FREE, LIKE A SKY-SHARK. SNIPPY CLAIMS HE IS A SMART, BUT I KNOW BETTER. REAL SCIENTISTS CREATE SKY-SHARKS. SNIPPY HASN'T CREATED ANYTHING LATELY.

PHOTOSHOP ROAMS THE SKY, I HOPE SHE LANDS ON SNIPPY.

I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN PLANES ROAMED THE SKY EVERYDAY, WITH WHOOSHING NOISES AND CHEM-TRAILS. IT WAS BOUTIFUL.

I LIKE PLANES.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE?