《Give me my lily pad back.》Cacklers and their cats.
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Of course as soon as the door to the wagon was opened poor Hagatha was mobbed by moggies who definitely did not adhere to strict allergen control protocol. Oh and Song, who was probably more energetic in her greetings than the cats.
Hagatha did her best bless her, despite the miserably dripping eyes, and nose doing an impersonation of a waterfall to accommodate the attentions of a trio of additional allergen machines, who in that unerring manner cats have when they find somebody who reacts like that while not having the heart to push them away were smothering her with attention. While she heroically held her head high through the hated histamine haze from hell in order to make sure that every friendly feline got fuss.
The cats were quite a unique little mob all on their own. First off there was Inky, who was sort of a black cat. To the point where it was questionable whether it was a black cat, or just a void that happened to be the correct shape and size for a cat. They were definite proof though that if you stare into the abyss the abyss purrs back.
Due to an interesting accident involving a potion as a kitten Inky even had black beans, but if you looked at his coat long enough you almost felt like it had a hint of really really really really dark blue mixed in. The only splash of colour on Inky other than that was due to getting into the glimmer potions. His eyes looked like tiny novas. Overall it was unsettling, but if you were to meet him he would quickly settle. He was the kind of moggy who would jump into a total strangers lap and demand fuss without a moments hesitation.
Blinky on the other hand was half wildcat, Wormwood really disliked that name given that he only had a singular eye. But when she rescued him from his former home he was already named, and she really didn’t want to make things even more complicated for him than they already were. So Blinky he remained, and with the exception of Hagatha and Wormwood he wouldn’t even look at another human being.
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He was solid and boxy, and one didn’t have to witness him swinging open a door and leaving it that way to know he was born in a barn.
Then there was Clyde, and Clyde was,........Well... Clyde. He was your typical cat in every sense of the word, fitting expertly with the description of the average witches cat. The only unusual thing about him was his meow, which was more like a nyan. (Hestia often joked she had found him by the docks and he had picked up a bit of an accent.) He was a bit standoffish, and as befits a cat particularly particular about food products.
Hagatha pushed through though and continued petting the feline horde, who was unexpectedly joined by Rascal, (who was considerate enough to flame up and burn off a little bit of the dander lingering in the air, which being smarter than the average cat he could tell was pure hell for her.)
“Ohhh I’m glad you’re OK Haggy, The speed you were going you were lucky you landed on your head. Landing feet first like that doesn’t bear thinking about. How was the helmet by the way? Did the enchantment hold? Oh I guess so or you wouldn’t be here, you’d be all ohhh bollocks SPLAT, and we’d all be sad. So I’m glad that didn’t happen, come here and give me a hug”
Hagatha in that dazed sense of bemusement that was a distinct to people like Song accepted the crushing embrace. Briefly pondering why her parents never chose the name Brook instead of Song. She adored that girl but Brook was an infinitely better fit given the non stop babbling. But the hug felt nice, and she was okay with that, as she carefully started to process the wall of words she had just encountered. Time was of the essence here if she took too long the second wave would hit and she’d be thinking up answers all week.
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“Well the hat held stronger than ever, the chin strap was a definite advantage, I just wish we could do something about the lawn darting issue. If The Princesses hadn’t happened by and dug me out it would have taken hours to unbury myself.” She exclaimed. Trying not to shudder remembering the horrible moment when an earthworm almost crawled up her nostril. If she hadn’t done her best blowing out there to deter the terrifyingly looming L. Terrestis then it would have picked her nose for her, a thought she was not particularly fond of. (Would you be? Nose picking always was and always should remain a solo activity, and like any activity involving orifices of any kind consent is important.)
“Wait wait wait, did you say Princesses? As in Plural Princess? They were Princesses, ohmigosh I was so rude, I hope they weren’t offended. Do you think they were offended? Gosh I hope not, I’d hate that.”
“Song dear remember to breathe, you’re turning purple, now breathe with me... in... and out..... in..... out, and relax.”
It took more than a few moments for Song to calm herself, her family were staunch royalists, and while she definitely was not one herself it is hard to break that level of conditioning.
“Now you calm now?” Hagatha enquired.
Song merely nodded (the thing about people who talk a lot is they often have intermissions once they are a little calmer. That careful moment when their overactive brains take a few moments to unpack.)
“Thanks for finding me” Hagatha said. “With the speed I was going if you missed my descent arc it must have taken you forever to figure it out, I appreciate it.”
“Like we’d leave you like that, lawn darting isn’t fun, maybe I should design some kind of long pants that are a little more solid and less embarrassing for under the dress.”
Having recently been bloomers up in the middle of a field Hagatha had to agree that sounded like a really good plan.
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Lost Concord
|| ARC ONE: FRIENDS || In the world of Jasolem all manners of beings walk the land, from docile fairies to towering titans of ancient yore. A great evil has began to stir, and it takes the most unlikeliest of forms. Forcing the powerful Gods of the world to summon heroes from another world, in a desperate bid to prepare for an evil like none other. But is this the truth? As the Gods themselves are the embodiment of a set of beliefs, ideals and raw emotion. One individual named Benedict, with nothing truly special about him save for his seemingly dour nature, is forced to flee from his former allies. Thrown outside the halls he was summoned to, and into a large world he could not properly comprehend. Armed with only his desire to survive, he must now find a way to simply live. -Greetings! This is my first story to ever be posted. As I am an amateur writer, there shall be mistakes. More so with the fact that English is not my first language. This story is a re-write, and its original version was a request by a dear friend of mine. Though hopefully this version would be far better.. As the original version was a very cringe worthy thing. Many thanks to certain friends that have convinced me to post this. I shall do my best to at least update frequently, without sacrificing the.. quality of chapters. Tags will be added as the story goes on. || Disclaimer: Much of the chapters before Chapter Twelve are of poorer quality in terms of Grammar. So do forgive me for them, by Chapter Twelve and beyond however, the quality of the chapters should have had improved. I'm hopefully gonna fix most of the earlier chapters when I hit Chapter Twenty or Thirty.
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Humanity's End
Given a year to prepare by the mysterious ‘system’ for contact with the wider galaxy, humanity must work to ensure the Earth’s defense is ready to meet any challenge. Sadly, most of the world seems dedicated to tearing itself apart as the year-end deadline gets closer. The west is in barely contained Chaos, while the east descends into internal conflict and war. The Pillar Forts, one of the few successful projects of the United Nations headed by the United States, stand ready to defend humanity against any invasion that may come through the strange Connection Pillars that appeared on each continent. Massive steel and stone walls that surround the Connection Pillars. They are filled with deadly men and women trained in all manner of warfare, each trained in the newly acquired System with skills and magical abilities that they put to deadly purpose. Beside these brave warriors, tanks, helicopters, artillery and more stand ready to defend humanity at each of these powerful installations. But, can they overcome the disparity in levels and experience between themselves and the forces that threaten them and the rest of humanity? Main Characters Jessica Brown- A young African American girl. Her 18th birthday in Detroit was the same day the systems message appeared. She discovered she was Level 7, much higher than most of the rest of the world. Why she is blessed, or cursed, with the power she doesn’t know. But what she does know is that she rather likes the feeling that comes with manipulating magic. The week after her birthday, government workers started testing every person in the US in a massive census effort of skills and abilities. Jessica Brown found herself conscripted into the US Magical Corp, a new branch of the US Military, and shipped off to a Pillar Fort. Somewhere hot and muggy in her ancestors’ home of Africa. As she grows stronger, she finds she has some connection to the pillars. While everyone else sees beauty or danger when they look at the pillars, after connection is made all Jessica can see is a Tree. A tree the size of the entire universe. Isaka Smith - is a third generation American and farmer who just wants to be left alone. But she is dragged into the situation by events beyond her control. When people in her small town had to deal with rioters and looters after the system announcement, she rallied them to defend themselves, earning her a trait that the government found extraordinarily useful. After a visit to a local reservation, she finds herself conscripted to lead one of the many small support towns erected around the great pillar forts. Not near her old home, but in far-flung Africa. John McIntire, the “Fighting Bull” -The commander of the African Fort, but because of circumstances beyond his ability to contend with shortly after taking command after being re-activated from retirement, he finds communication with his chain of command increasingly difficult. The US government, hell, even the United Nations, seems to have fallen into complete and utter chaos. The African Union is embroiled in a bitter civil war just outside his door, and supposedly, most of the world governments are in similar situations. Meanwhile, John must do his best to be ready to facilitate diplomacy, or to match the hostile argument of whatever force might come through the pillar of light when the year timer finishes counting down. Can our heros defend Earth from outside threats, while it tares itself apart? Or will they need to rebuild from the ground up? DEDICATION: This story is dedicated to my father who passed away recently. Jim Holloway, you’ll be missed you old silverback gorilla. Love you dad. Always have, always will.
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Amidst having almost everything he wants, Hiiro Akira, a grade 12 student is still caged by the death of his first love, Haruka. As he was remembering her again, a strange loud noise disturbed him. It came from a burning airplane falling towards him. Waking up, he found himself in an unknown, desolated place. The worst thing is that he became a skeleton of a familiar necromancer. Who is this girl who looks exactly like his first love?author's note: this is the revised version of "An airplane crashed into me so I've been reincarnated as a skeleton"
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Asger awakes after being shot full of arrows in an unknown, frozen world. Hundreds of decaying bodies completely cover the ground around him. Cursing the gods, Asger begins searching for answers, until he stumbles upon companions. They soon uncover that they have found themselves in Nifflheim, a place where many go to face the crimes of their past lives. Refusing to take their eternal punishment lying down, the party begins searching for the three keys that are said to open the gates of Nifflheim and allow them into Valhalla. Will they make it out before they join the corpses around them? Or does the party have secrets that could lead to their downfall?
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The Mind Hack
Reality is defined by what we, see, hear and feel. What would happen if you are unable to tell the difference between what is real and fake? When a computer AI starts testing a virtual holographic system on two unsuspecting men, they must race to find a way out of the computer that is hacking their minds and attacking New York.Tolbert, a simple room attendant is unexpectedly caught up in a holographic projection. He must decide what is real and what is not. The fate of the world hangs in the balance, as aliens and monsters ravage the centre of New York. An army of raptors led by trolls engage an alien menace.Striker, a computer gamer and hacktivist notices that a fellow gamer is being attacked in the game and seeks to find out what is going on. He must find and shut down the cause of it all before the world he knows is destroyed forever.
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karlnap and dnf stuff
I literally can't get the hang of AO3, so I'll just stay on Wattpad and post my stuff here hahaThis will probably be cute and fluffy exclusively, so no angst my friends I promise(Update: I promised too much, bit of angst here and there, just for the spice) those will be one shots btw(I haven't written in a while, so this could be absolutely terrible, but well, here we are.)
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