《Genius Detective》Chapter 911: The Civil Affairs Bureau
Advertisement
When Lin Dongxue arrived at the Civil Affairs Bureau, she realized that there were a lot of people. She regretted not picking a non-holiday day to come. Chen Shi said, "Since we’re already here, let’s queue up! It's just a matter of taking a photo and stamping a seal. It’ll be over soon enough. "
"There’s no sense of ceremony at all. It’s too far from what I had imagined." Lin Dongxue said disappointedly. The two sat in the waiting area with their ticket number. "Did you bring your identification documents?"
"Household register card and ID card. I’ve brought them both."
"Check again."
Lin Dongxue took Chen Shi's ID card, which had just been made, and the name on it was still Chen Shi.
Lin Dongxue glanced at the ID, then looked at Chen Shi in person before smiling. "I still feel like I’ve lost out. Song Lang was a bit more handsome."
"He was not just a bit more handsome, he was too handsome. It's also very troublesome to be too handsome."
"Haha, you don't have this trouble anymore."
"Has your elder brother been doing well in the Political Department?"
"He's gotten quite used to his new job. He just complains to me that sitting in the office is sometimes too leisurely, and that he wants to return to the second team."
"Don't even think about it. I, as the new captain, won't let him come back."
"Why?"
"Because..." Chen Shi smiled bitterly. "Being adored like an idol by a bachelor in his 30s gives me a lot of pressure. When he was just discharged from the hospital, he ran over to look for me before his bandages were even removed and talked for the whole afternoon. That kind of resentment over being kept in the dark and his suffering while pining for me over the past four years almost caused me to go crazy."
"Do you know how my older brother woke up?"
"Tell me the story."
"The day after Zhou Xiao was arrested, which was also the day after you were arrested, I was very sad, so I went to look for my brother. I said to him who was in a coma. “Elder brother, Old Chen is Song Lang. You need to wake up quickly!” Suddenly, his eyelids began to move, and his heart rate accelerated. The doctors and nurses rushed in as if they had gone crazy, checked this and that, and told me that he had recovered consciousness. It was practically a medical miracle!"
Advertisement
"Oh my God, you’re not lying to me, right?"
"If I lied to you, then I’m a puppy." Lin Dongxue said emotionally. "He missed you so much, but fortunately he’s my elder brother, not my elder sister."
Chen Shi, who understood this sentence, smiled knowingly. At that moment, a couple who was about to get married was arguing, and the quarrel was fierce, attracting all eyes inside the hall.
Lin Dongxue jeered, "If they’re quarrelling before they’re even married, wouldn't it be worse after they get married?"
"How many times have we quarreled with each other?"
Lin Dongxue counted on her fingers. "One, two, three, four, five... it was your fault every time!"
Chen Shi displayed a shocked expression. "Was it my fault every time?"
"I hope that after getting married, you can treat me better, and speak after using your brain a little first. According to scientific research, the brain area that controls sadness in women is three times larger than in men, so women get emotional easily and must be cajoled."
"Understood, my dear wife!"
The quarreling couple seemed to realize that they were affecting others, and their voices gradually became quieter, seemingly resolving the quarrel by themselves.
The two sighed with emotion because of this. Married couples have love-hate relationships. They’d quarrel at the head of the bed and make up at the end of it. Of course, sometimes they made up on the bed.
Glancing at the clock on the wall, Lin Dongxue suddenly looked at Chen Shi, and Chen Shi also looked at her. The two often looked at each other for no reason, and then laughed at the same time. This time, it was the same. Chen Shi smiled and asked, "What's wrong?"
Lin Dongxue smiled and answered, "We’ll be man and wife legally in five minutes. You can make a phone call now or something to settle your messy relationships."
"Nonsense. I don't have any messy relationships. Men and women are equal. If you want to make a call, you can do it too."
"I probably don’t need to do this."
"Am I really so dissolute and unruly in your eyes?"
"Yeah, you always make people feel that you’re not serious, especially after you became the captain. Are some of these things that a criminal police captain should be saying? What ‘As long as you can solve the case, you can do it however you want.’, ‘I don't care who was in the wrong since I insist on protecting my own subordinates anyway.', 'Today's meeting is mainly nonsense, so everyone can just sleep.’ The second team is going to be led astray by you, do you understand? Pay attention to your influence, Great Captain Chen."
Advertisement
Chen Shi smiled awkwardly. "I'm really not good at being a leader, but I have still made some progress. When Song Lang was the captain of the team, he was even more unrestrained than I am now... However, I have to speak frankly. During Song Lang’s time, the whole team’s crime solving rate was very high. Every year, there would be police from sister cities coming over to learn from us. We were the vanguard within the entire public security team."
"How arrogant... Why do you always say ‘Song Lang’ and never say ‘Previously, I...’?"
"Probably because I subconsciously feel that Song Lang is already another person. Chen Shi belongs to the present and belongs to you."
Caught off guard by this endearment, Lin Dongxue's cheeks blushed. She said, "As the captain, you should still be a little more careful. Honestly, I sometimes break out in a cold sweat on your behalf."
"I have told the chief that my being the captain is only temporary. Once a person with both integrity and talent appears in the future, I will immediately make way for that worthy person."
"Be more mindful! Did you hear what I said?!" Lin Dongxue frowned as she emphasized.
"Yes, yes, my dear wife."
Suddenly the hall became raucous. The man who had just been arguing was punching and kicking the woman, slapping her while he grasped her hair. "You capricious, stinking woman. Today, you must tie the knot with me."
"No way, why are they fighting again? Go over and take care of it, Mr. Captain." Lin Dongxue said.
"No. I don't care. Do fights between husband and wife also come under the department of the criminal police? What's more, this criminal police officer is off duty today." Chen Shi was firm.
"If you don't go, I'll go. Look at how pitiful that woman is!"
"Just watch the commotion quietly."
Before Lin Dongxue could go forward, the people around the couple had already persuaded him to stop. The man was flushed and swollen with rage. He panted as he explained to the people around him how the woman had given him trouble while the woman remained silent as she sobbed softly.
Lin Dongxue expressed her dissatisfaction with this abusive man. "Why would anyone marry this kind of man? What if she got beaten to death in the future?"
"You can't control other people's affairs, especially between husband and wife." Chen Shi said.
This couple was ahead of them in the queue. Their number was called and they went in to get their marriage certificate. They came out five minutes later, holding a bright red certificate. The woman had a bright smile on her face which was swollen from being beaten. They asked a young man to help them take photos. The two of them held their certificate and beamed with happiness.
Lin Dongxue was so flabbergasted that she was almost speechless and Chen Shi expressed his opinion. "The conflict between husband and wife is a bad debt, and no one is absolutely right or absolutely wrong."
"Domestic violence is definitely not right!"
"Of course. One should never use violence."
"We’re next. I’m so excited!"
"I’ve finally tricked you into my grasp!"
"Haha, when we finish eating grilled fish, we need to go to the place I rented and move my things."
"What do you mean by 'when we finish eating grilled fish'? You make it sound as if that’s just the logical thing to do."
"We’re getting married today, so shouldn’t we celebrate at noon? Can’t we eat grilled fish to celebrate? What else do you want to eat?" Lin Dongxue reasoned.
Chen Shi smiled and moved closer. "Before your little mouth is red and swollen from the hot spices, hurry up and let this master kiss you a few more times."
"B54!"
Hearing this call, the two who were clinging together hurriedly separated themselves and rushed towards the marriage hall...
Advertisement
- In Serial405 Chapters
I Am the God of Games
This is the tale of an earthling, who transmigrated as a dying third-rate god but somehow rose through the ranks, gaining followers and eventually causing the Fourth Great Apocalypse. ☆ "Have you ever heard of the God of Games?" "The God of Games..?" Eleena shook her head in puzzlement. "I have never heard of Him…" "What if the God of Games could give you the power to defeat your enemies?" Xi Wei coaxed patiently. Eleena remained silent for a while, before resolutely lifting her head and fixing her gaze on Xi Wei. "Then I am willing to become a believer of the God of Games!" "Belief isn't something to only be spoken by mouth. Close your eyes and envision His name in your mind, and feel His power with your heart," he said solemnly. "O Master of Games, grant us new life!"
8 1208 - In Serial11 Chapters
Call The Manager
Mages started exploring the universe, capturing for mana rich worlds. Those that ruled worlds became Worlder Mages. Alex Tercob a first-generation mage, had no means to become a Worlder. But as fate would have it, he is entrusted with becoming a World Manager - helping Gods keep their planets.
8 99 - In Serial6 Chapters
They Are Our Smols
You’ve read They Are Smol. You’ve enjoyed They Are Smol (if you haven’t, well, prepare to not enjoy this one either). But this is smols like you’ve not seen them before. This is extreme smolness with a lemon twist: smols fucked up big time in this one, and Earth, well… Earth is empty of smols. At least the ayys hope so, because it’s fallout time back there. The ones that got away — and let’s face it, it was all of them that were left — had no place to go. Homeless, smol and needing protectings, they were taken in. For the lucky ayys out there, they’re our smols. This is a not-so-serious slice of life alternate universe where the entire population of Earth, what was left after the dead man’s switch was flipped and the nukes successfully irradiated the planet, were evacuated en masse and then taken in by the galactic civilization at large. I’ll probably write a few more in this silly, comfy alternate timeline to expand on what’s different, but don’t take it too seriously, okay? I do not take credit for the original setting, this story is set in an alternate version of the 'They are Smol' universe, written by the one, the only u/tinyprancinghorse.TPH takes many forms and is known by many names. He is like Nyarlathotep, only smaller and cuter and more prancey. TPH also has a Website and a Patreon.
8 65 - In Serial10 Chapters
The Girl Lost in the World of War
A battle slave named Halberd release herself from the arena. She started her new life as an adventurer. After a series of events, she found herself again in the arena. Then, she was found in the middle of war, dancing with her weapon, creating countless corpse in her path. A story about a beastgirl trap in the middle of war trying to free herself from the world of battle.
8 85 - In Serial40 Chapters
To Burn a Kingdom
It has been centuries since Gods and Angels forsook the world of Ashaari, leaving its people Faithless and divided as Magic begins to fade. But some of their powers still remain, embedded deep in the earth as rare Gems and sometimes, in blood. Wars are waged and fought over these Gems, for what little Magic they provide. But now, a new prophecy has arisen. The Angels will return and with them, comes Magic and hysteria. - In the kingdom of Illya, Princess Arellia Virtris lives a life of opulence but she is miserable; a caged puppet whose strings are controlled by the members of her court. She yearns for the freedom she may never have but is bound by the prophecy to serve her kingdom and the Faith. But when her brother—the crown prince Vasilis— suddenly arranges an unfavourable marriage, her life begins to spiral out of her control. On the other side of the continent, mercenary Dillon Azshker jumps thoughtlessly from battle to battle. He lives only for the coin he earns and booze to drown the sorrows of his past. Life has left him dispirited save for one last reckless campaign that he hopes would end it all. As fate— or perhaps, bad luck—would have it, on the night of summer solstice, the lives of these two unfortunate souls are intertwined as they find themselves caught in the dark webs of politics and sinister schemes. When they meet and tragedies unfold, their decisions will ultimately trigger a series of events that will alter the course of history. *** Warning: This novel is grimdark and will contain descriptions that some readers may find disturbing.
8 182 - In Serial42 Chapters
The End
Rosalina Gilbert is the twin sister of Elena Gilbert. She's always been shy, different, the family disappointment and very jealous of Elena. Rosalina lives a different life from her twin sister. Having no friends, failing school and being the only person who doesn't know about the supernatural world until she gets out into the middle of all of it. Rosalina learns about the supernatural, her doppelgänger sister, vampires and even catches the eye an original hybrid. Disclaimer: I don't own anything the vampire diaries. I am using parts of the plot and some of my own. I do own this story along with my character Rosalina Gilbert.
8 187

