You press the button.

Ding.

Fooooood.

The table is back! Woo! And on it are several varieties of wraps.

First, though, you look at the table carefully, searching for something. Whatever it is you’re looking for on the surface of the table, it isn’t there. This distresses you.

But not enough to make you lose your appetite.

What will you eat first?

This one kinda looks like they were about to make a quesadilla, and decided to throw a salad in there for the fun of it.

Doesn’t look bad at all, just… I don’t know, I’m not a fan of melted cheese in general. I’d probably skip this one.

Here someone was going to make an omelette, realized they didn’t have cheese, realized they had tortillas, and made a breakfast wrap instead.

I find nothing inherently wrong with breakfast wraps. I’d just prefer all the ingredients… Not wrapped.

Here we have a good wrap. Spinach tortilla, avocado, tomatoes, I presume that’s chicken, and a small amount of lettuce. Out of all of them, this is the one I’d choose.

This one looks… Vegan. It looks like a salad with Thousand Island dressing, in a tortilla.

I don’t want to say that’s a bad thing, but honestly it looks small, boring, and not filling at all.

So, in this picture, the wrap on top looks different from the wrap on bottom. The top one looks like a salad in a tortilla, with maybe some feta cheese? Shredded chicken? I don’t know.

While the one on the bottom looks like it has avocado and chicken in it.

I’d eat these, mostly to find out what the top one is made of. And also because I like avocados.

Are they heavily-spiced french fries? Are they sweet potato fries? We’ll never know.

The wrap itself looks like sliced beef, green peppers, and onions. In a tortilla. Which, while I have nothing to say against any of those things, sounds incredibly dry. You’d need plenty of water to get through this one. Or beer. Or, let’s see, it’s a health book, so… kombucha.

I can’t tell if that’s a piece of chicken, or a piece of tangerine. Honestly, I’d enjoy either. It has shredded cheese in it.

You can’t go wrong with shredded cheese.

Well, you can, but it’s pretty hard.

Don’t know what that juice in the background is, though. It looks suspiciously healthy.

This is not a wrap. This is a salad.

And don’t try telling me that cabbage wraps are a thing and are quite good, because that is not cabbage. And it most certainly is not wrapped.

It is a salad, on a piece of lettuce.

With mashed avocado paste in the background. No, I’m not calling that guacamole, because guacamole has far more things in it than just avocado.

Personally, I would turn up my nose at this dish, and push it away from me.

And it has cheese on it, so it’s not even vegan. How dare.

Harrumph.

Having eaten your fill, you get up and turn back to the button.

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