Chapter 17 : I made a Quiz (Feel Free to Participate)

Note: There is no correct or incorrect answer. Just pick whatever you want.

Regardless of it being a multiple choice, there's always Option E, in which you can form your own answers.

Just skip whatever question you did not want to answer.

Posting in the comments or whatever isn't necessary. I just want you to enjoy yourself.

Question 0: Which came first. The Chicken or the Egg?

A. Chicken

B. Egg

C. I hate both of them, so I don't care

D. Which

Question 1: What is a Hole?

A. Something complete

B. You can insert stuff in it

C. A gap

D. Important, irreplaceable things you had lost

Question 2: What is Love?

A. Baby don't hurt me...

B, What happens when you're deeply affectionate with someone with the opposite sex

C. What happens when you're deeply affectionate with someone of the same sex

D. What happens when you're deeply affectionate with someone of questionable sex.

Question 3: What is your purpose in Life?

A. My life needs no purpose, it's enough that I'm alive.

B. I wanna be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause. I will travel across the land, searching far and wide--[Inaudible]

C. To be with my significant other

D. To make a world a better place

Question 4: What do you want to be when you grow up?

A. A grown-up

B. A doctor

C. The president

D. The member of legislative who sleeps and watches Boku no Pico every meeting.

Question 5: Are you afraid of the Dark?

A. Yes

B. No

C. I have the Force, why should I be afraid?

D. I have already joined the Dark side.

Question 6: Do you believe in magic?

A. In a young girl's heart?

B. No, magic is unscientific / just parlor tricks

C. I believe in the existence of magic, but it's something beyond me.

D. Magic exists and I have already witnessed / actually am a practitioner myself.

Question 7: What do you think about the Life after Death?

A. There is no Life after death because you're already dead.

B. If you're good, you go to heaven. If you're bad you go to hell. If you're apathetic, you're going to desk jobs.

C. You got sent to another world with a cheat, even though you know full well you did not deserve it

D. It doesn't matter, life is just a Simulation and we're just a bunch of NPC AI.

Question 8: What things you wish to accomplish when you're still alive?

A. I already buried it away because I got no time with my work and family. They become my purpose in life.

B. I just want to live a quiet life, like a plant.

C. I want to make people love one another and bring peace to the world

D. I want to be a cute little girl with a giant penis and marry a JAV actress

Question 9: What is your favorite weapon?

A. Swords

B. Guns

C. The pen is mightier than the sword

D. The brick is the mightiest of them all.

Question 10: What is your favorite meal?

A. Bread

B. Rice

C. Blood

D. Your tears

Question 11: What is your ideal type of partner?

A. Don't bother, they did not exist.

B. Someone who loves me as I am.

C. Someone who could do everything for you because you don't want to do anything

D. It's a secret and you're definitely not my type.

Question 12: What is your idea about marriage?

A. I'm married to my right hand

B. I'm married to my hug pillow

C. It's necessary to continue my bloodline

D. I don't see why it's necessary, after all, nothing beats my left hand.

Question 13: Why do the Author make this pointless quiz?

A. No idea and won't bother to care.

B. He ran out of ideas

C. He's lonely because nobody loves him (not even himself)

D. He wants to make a quiz.

Question 14: How long did you think the Author should continue the story?

A. Until 50 chapters

B. Until 20-30 chapters

C. It shouldn't even exist in the first place, I regret ever coming across this.

D. It's just a compilation of nonsense, it didn't matter at all.

Question 15: Do you like the story?

A. No

B. Yes

C. Not sure

D. I just jumped to this chapter right now, how the heck should I know?

Question 16: What do you want to say to the Author?

A. You suck

B. Keep going

C. Nothing

D. You're a sick bastard

Question 17: Thanks for taking this quiz!

A. You're welcome

B. Where's my cookie?

C. I didn't take the Quiz, I just skipped all the boring questions and went straight here.

D. Life itself is a Quiz. Also, the game.

Question 18: Do you love me?

A. No

B. Yes

C. What is love?

D. If you like the way you look that much, oh baby you should go love yourself.

Question 19: Do you hate me?

A. No

B. Yes

C. What is hate?

D. If you like the way you look that much, oh baby you should go hate yourself.

Question 20: Who am I?

A. I don't care

B. The Author?

C. The Narrator?

D. Updated my journal.

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The Quiz is finally done, thank you for the participation.