985. Ascending (1)Translator: Guy Gone Bad

After the death of Gu Tianming and others, several hidden families had been dormant up, the mainland once again restored its quietness.

After everything had come to a close, Lou Yu and others were running among those continents, trying to look for those treasure of heaven and earth to enhance the strength, and soon three years had passed.

“Lou Yu, the five source thunderbolts should have been balanced in your body, right?” Cang Qian asked boringly.

Lou Yu nodded and said, “Soon.”

Cang Qian looked at Lou Yu and heavily patted on his shoulder, “you have to work harder! Whether I can ascend to the immortal realm all depends on you.”

“Senior, why are you so desperate to ascend?” Lou Yu gave him a puzzled look.

Cang Qian shrugged his shoulders and said, “I don’t have anything else to do if I don’t go to the immortal world.”

“How come? You can find a wife or learn to cook!” Qian Ye said lazily.

“Find a wife?” Cang Qian looked at Qian Ye with disdain, “I have already told you that my first time is reserved for a beautiful woman in the immortal world. Only a woman there is worthy of me. How many times do you want me to say it?”

Qian Ye, “…” It’s some kind of proud thing that you are still a virgin after having lived tens of thousands of years! You don’t have to emphasize it again and again!

“And cooking?” Cang Qian disdainfully glanced at several of them and said, “I was born to enjoy my life, I eat ready-made food, people cook for me, I will never learn that.”

Zheng Xuan looked at Cang Qian, disapprovingly saying, “But you got to learn something anyway. What if you have to cook for people there but not they cook for you in there?”

Cang Qian was full of indignation to throw Zheng Xuan an eye, “How can I live so miserable? Do you think I’m as stupid as you?”

Zheng Xuan, “…”

Lou Yu looked at the flames burning in front of him and shook his head, “In my opinion, the immortal world may not be a paradise, maybe a purgatory. Who knows?”

Cang Qian threw a disdainful look at Lou Yu, “What rich imagination! How could the immortal world be a purgatory?”

Lou Yu shrugged his shoulders and said, “I am just guessing.”

Cang Qian gave a cold snorted, “Just guessing? You just like woolgathering all day, so, after such a long time, you still couldn’t attract the source qi!”

Lou Yu, “…”

“The roast meat is ready.” Zheng Xuan said.

“Give me, give me.” Cang Qian hurriedly stretched out his hand.

Zheng Xuan handed the meat in the hand to Cang Qian, Cang Qian couldn’t wait have a big bite, “Zheng Xuan! How come your skills still suck after so many years? No progress at all. It’s not good for you to be stuck in your old ways.”

Zheng Xuan smiled, “I am not capable enough. Sorry to let you down.” No progress? Then why are you eating so much?

Mo Yi looked at Cang Qian and said, “Senior, please be patient for a while. In my opinion, you will ascend soon. By then, you’ll enjoy food in the immortal world.”

Cang Qian nodded, “That’s right. I think so too.”

Zheng Xuan and Mo Yi looked at each other despairingly, both saw some helplessness from each other’s eyes.

Cang Qian cocked his head, intoxicatedly saying, “Food in the immortal world! Must be very delicious and makes me drool.” Cang Qian seemed to think of what, said to Lou Yu grumpily, “Lou Yu, when exactly are you going to get promoted? It’s been three years. If it’s an effective couple, they would have gave birth enough kids to play mahjong together now!”

Lou Yu, “…”

Mo Fei smiled awkwardly and said, “Senior, take is easy. If Lou Yu does it without being fully prepared, it’d be prone to fail easily. By then, you still couldn’t ascend, right?”

Cang Qian shrugged his shoulders, “That’s reasonable. It’s fine if that guy explodes himself to death. But if I got injured or what, that’d be a big trouble.”

Mo Fei, “…”

“I think, with one more year at most, I will be able to try to integrate the five source thunderbolts.” Thought Lou Yu.

Mo Fei looked at Lou Yu and said, “Are you sure? Senior Cang Qian has waited for tens of thousands of years and wouldn’t mind waiting a few more days.”

Lou Yu smiled, “Rest assured.”