My Sassy ‘Crown Princess’ Chapter 882
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882. Getting Robbed (2)Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Su Wudi was crawling around on the ground, then Boss Lou pressed on him, and he instantly got down.
“Son, press him back! Press him! Press that silly fat kid!” Qian Ye tightened his fists.
Lou Yu helplessly said, “Qian Ye, with your son’s weight, he could never press my son.”
Mo Fei’s soul force radiated out, and he frowned.
Lou Yu noticed it and asked, “What’s wrong?”
Mo Fei shrugged his shoulders and said, “There’s a star pirate ship coming our way.”
“A star pirate ship?” Lou Yu exhaled angrily.
“Who is silly enough to aim at us? My condolences.” Said Qian Ye with compassion.
“The highest one among them is at the late stage of earth class, nothing to be afraid of.” Mo Fei said.
Qian Ye hooked her hair with a finger and said, “Well, you can practice on them.”
“They are coming.” Mo Fei said.
There was a sound of footsteps and over a dozen people broke into the cabin.
The momentum on Lou Yu suddenly broke out, which immediately forced them back down.
When the leading star pirate saw Mo Fei, he was startled.
“Master Mo Fei, Master Mo Fei, what are you doing here?”
“You know me?” Asked Mo Fei.
“Yes, yes, of course I do. Master Mo Fei, you are widely-known now. Who doesn’t know you? Even if one doesn’t know his parents, he has to know you.” Duan Bei said embarrassedly.
Mo Fei looked at Duan Bei and asked, “Why did you try to rob us?”
“Life is hard! Too hard. It’s really not easy to find a job. I don’t have a choice, so I took this road. Since I became a pirate, we often met those bada*ses. Last time, when we tried to rob a star ship, they got three earth class masters. As a result, instead of getting some trophies, some of my buddies got killed.” Said Duan Bei with embarrassment.
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Lou Yu looked at Duan Bei and said with sarcasm, “It seems that your luck is even worse this time.”
Duan Bei looked at Lou Yu and smiled dryly, “Master Mo Fei, show mercy! I also didn’t have a choice. I got an eight hundred years old mother to support, and over a hundred…”
“Ah! You got more than a hundred sons?” Mo Fei interrupted him.
“No! Master Mo Fei, I don’t have a single son. I mean, I have more than a hundred buddied to feed.” Said Duan Bei.
“You’re such a big man and still have no son?” said Mo Fei using a pitiful tone.
Duan Bei gave an embarrassing smile, while another star pirate aside moved forward, “Our boss has some unmentionable disease—ED. For cure it, he got cheated by a fake pharmacist and lost everything. If not son, our boss wouldn’t have ended up as a robber.”
Mo Fei, “……” How can such a stupid person become the leader of a group of star pirates?
Duan Bei looked at Mo Fei with shame and said, “Master Mo Fei, I don’t know if you have a way to cure my…unmentionable disease, if you have, you’d be my living parent!”
Mo Fei, “…” He had no interest in being this guy’s parent!
Duan Bei looked at Mo Fei, “Master Mo, I have a map in my hand, which seems to record the whereabouts of Ruifeng Gold thunderbolt.”
Mo Fei, “…” Right after Lou Yu got news about the Zhiyan Fire Thunderbolt, now the Ruifeng Gold Thunderbolt was offered to them. Could they be luckier?
“Are you telling the truth?” Asked Mo Fei.
“Of course, if you can cure my..I will offer you the map with both hands.” Said Duan Bei.
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Mo Fei, “…” What a surprise! Unexpectedly, he Mo Fei not only had to work out the antidote for the top one poison for those heavenly class masters, but also needed to cure ED for a common person.
Duan Bei looked at Mo Fei and asked carefully, “Master Mo Fei, why don’t you speak? Is it possible that I am terminally ill and can’t be saved…”
Mo Fei laughed and said, “No, no, just ED, right? No big deal. Even if you can’t be cured, don’t lose hope to life. You can find someone to ride you, you know? That’s life! As long as you think positively, there’s nothing that matters.”
Duan Bei, “…”
“…”
“We just let them go like that?” Qian Ye blinked.
“Look at them, so miserable! I’m afraid they are also forced to do so. Be lenient wherever it is possible.” Said Lou Yu faintly.
“This guy doesn’t look very reliable. Is the map real?” Qian Ye asked.
Lou Yu said, squinting, “I have checked it, should be a real one.”
Mo Fei rubbed his hands while saying, “We are so lucky!”
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