My Sassy ‘Crown Princess’ Chapter 839
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839. Unsettled (1)Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Zheng Xuan looked around sneakily and finally locked his eyes on a small package next to Lou Yu.
“My prince, is that your son?” Zheng Xuan asked.
Lou Yu nodded, “Yes!”
Zheng Xuan said worriedly, “My prince, your son looks so wrinkled, like a monkey. He is so ugly, I’m afraid it’d be hard to find him a husband.”
Lou Yu threw Zheng Xuan a malicious eye. A filthy mouth can never utter decent language! Since he got a son, he had been acting strangely and talking bullshit all day!
Lou Yu said angrily, “When your son came out, he was more wrinkled and more like a monkey!”
Zheng Xuan said disapprovingly, “My prince, what nonsense are you talking about? My son has always been so plump and cute.”
Lou Yu disagreed, “My son will also become plump and cute, even plumper and cuter than your son!”
“My son is the cutest.” Zheng Xuan argued back.
“That’s what you think.” Lou Yu hissed.
Mo Fei looked at both of them speechlessly. Those two guys looked normal, but now were having a fight over such a thing? What? Did they grow back to kids?
“Shut up.” Qian Ye shouted at them.
Qian Ye looked at both of them angrily, hands held behind, “Do you have any idea what you are doing? I mean, look at you two! You are adults, and still do such boring things? Can’t you grow up?”
Lou Yu and Zheng Xuan’s eyes cast on Qian Ye at the same time, while Qian Ye showed a complacent smile at the corner of his mouth.
“What’s there to quarrel over? Look at your sons! One is like a monkey while the other is like a piglet! Both aren’t so good-looking. When my son comes out, he’d throw them a few blocks behind. What choice do I have? I got superb genes. If my son resembles me, he’d be the most beautiful one! How could your vulgar sons compare with my stunningly beautiful son?” said Qian Ye proudly.
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Lou Yu and Zheng Xuan threw a kick at Qian Ye at the same time.
Qian Ye took a few steps back, “A gentleman uses his tongue but not his fists… You two as*holes!”
At this time, Cheng Mobai and Wang Weixing came in, seeing Cheng Mobai, Mo Fei’s face immediately floated a smile, “Shifu.”
Cheng Mobai looked at Mo Fei and asked, “My disciple, is this your son?”
Mo Fei nodded, “Yes!”
“Feifei, your son resembles you, but not a little bit of Lou Yu.” Said Cheng Mobai pompously.
Mo Fei blinked, “Really?” But his son’s face still wrinkled like a ball. He really didn’t know how Cheng Mobai saw that his son resembles him.
Cheng Mobai nodded, “Yes! My disciple, your bloodline is good, so your son inherits everything from you.”
Mo Fei chuckled, “Maybe.” The bloodline of the original owner was really not that good, while Lou Yu owned the innate spirit body. Seen from any angle, Lou Yu owned the better bloodline.
Cheng Mobai patted Mo Fei on the shoulder, “My disciple, look at your face. So pale. Don’t look for trouble for yourself again. Things like delivering a baby, let Lou Yu do it. Look at him. So rough. Even after giving birth to ten, he’d still be full of vim and vigor. Lou Yu is a total waste, but you should know how to make good use of a waste.”
Mo Fei, “…”
Hehe, if his Mo Fei is waste, no one in the world isn’t a waste. Cheng Mobai the idiot! Someday, Lou Yu would become a heavenly class master. By then, see how Lou Yu kicks his ass…
Standing aside, head down, Lou Yu said in the heart: No wonder Mo Fei is always trying to be the top. So it’s all because of the jerk Cheng Mobai. This old thing is only anxious to see the world in disorder! Someday, he’d get his karma!
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At this time, Yan Chen came in with Jing Chen carrying big and small packs of food in the hands.
Yan Chen had been living a happy life recently, with his strength rising rapidly, his weight was also rising rapidly.
“Feifei, you’ve lost some weight.” Yan Chen looked at Mo Fei.
Mo Fei rolled his eyes. I am so fat and you said I have become thinner?
“Poor thing.” Yan Chen looked at Mo Fei with pity.
Mo Fei chuckled, “Really? Do I look thinner?”
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