My Sassy ‘Crown Princess’ Chapter 532
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532. About Body Shape (2)Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Mo Fei said excitedly, “We seem to be almost there.”
Lou Yu nodded and said, “Yes!”
A small purple pool appeared in front of the group. Lightning flashed over, and the liquid beneath was of a strange hue.
Lou Yu clenched his fists, there was a feverish look in his eyes.
“Girl, how to use that Tianlei Pool?” Qian Ye asked Dai Rao.
Dai Rao lowered her head, looking very shy, “Take off the clothes and bathe in.”
“What? Take off the clothes? Why?” Qian Ye raised his voice, wondering.
His words made Dai Rao’s face even hotter. She took a deep breath and explained, “Because clothes would hinger the body from absorbing the spiritual dews, and might threaten one’s life. So one has to take off the clothes before going in.”
Qian Ye picked his eyebrow, saying suspiciously, “Girl, is it because you want to see Lou Yu’s naked body, so you’d say that?”
Qian Ye smiled meaningfully at Dai Rao, “In fact, Lou Yu has no materials, you know, nothing there to look at. But I am different. I have a perfect body shape, but I won’t show you. I’ll only leave it to my future wife.”
Dai Rao gritted her teeth, the anger in the heart burning high. Qian Ye you son of a bitch! Do you think you can talk bullshit since you are a level ten?
Dai Rao held her hands around the waist, head holding high, giving him a hard stare, “Qian Ye, let me tell you, I have seen too many men with great shape. If I like, a long line of men would offer to show me their body. Do I need to use such little trick to look at Lou Yu’s flat body? Tell you what. I have no interest in Lou Yu’s body, and yours? It only makes me disgusted. Hum! A toy boy like you, even if you take off your clothes in front of me, I won’t even open my eyes!”
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Qian Ye, “…”
Dai Rao looked at Qian Ye’s twisted face, and continued, “Why staring at me like that? Even if you look at me like that, I won’t marry you to be your wife. Work out more when you got time. Look at your chicken chest! So flat! No materials at all!”
Qian Ye, “…”
Lou Yu looked at Dai Rao appreciatively, “Girl, never expected you got such a pair of sharp eyes. I really belittled you before.”
Qian Ye turned his eyes to Su Rong, Su Rong smiled weakly and said, “Qian Ye, what she said is quite reasonable. You might as well adopt it.”
Qian Ye, “…”
Looking at the pool in front of him, Lou Yu cleared his throat and said, “I got to take off my clothes now.”
Dai Rao and Xin Mingyue instantly turned their backs on Lou Yu, while Zheng Xuan, Mo Yi and Su Rong turned the heads sideways.
Only Qian Ye was still staring at Lou Yu with that pair of burning eyes. Lou Yu raised his head and looked at Qian Ye coldly, “Qian Ye, I got to take off my clothes.”
Qian Ye nodded, and said, “Take them off as you want. Why telling me? Are you trying to ask me to help you?”
“Turn around!” Lou Yu said grumpily.
Qian Ye stood straight there. “Come on! What’s the big fuss to let me have a look?”
Lou Yu smiled coldly at Qian Ye, “Asking you to turn around is for your good. It’s that I feel shy or what. I’m just afraid you may feel self-abased after seeing my body shape and might even want to knock into the wall.”
Qian Ye grinded his teeth, saying angrily, “Just take them off. I am not that fragile.”
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Lou Yu gave a little groan, took off his clothes and jumped into the pool.
Qian Ye touched chin, “I thought how perfect his body shape would be. Just so so.”
Mo Fei tilted his head and said disapprovingly. “No! Lou Yu is in great shape!”
Qian Ye said disapprovingly, “Just so so.”
Mo Fei twitched his mouth and retorted, “No! Don’t you think his body is golden ratio and he also got materials?”
“No, I don’t.” Qian Ye shook his head.
Mo Fei angrily stared at Qian Ye, “How come? At least better than you!”
Qian Ye, “…” Holy crap! The married younger brother is like the spilled water!
Qian Ye pulled Su Rong’s sleeve, “Rongrong, say something for me.”
Su Rong’s face rose red, Qian Ye this shameless guy! Even if he doesn’t want his face, he Su Rong still needs it! “All right, cut it out!”
Qian Ye, “…”
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