[At least someone please fucking explain to me what is happening! Why is there a civil war all of the sudden?!]

They don't even bother looking at me! The Water Queen keeps the projectile onslaught going on the Naked Emperor. Meanwhile, the Monarch and the Fairy are teaming up to fight the Princess.

The Naked emperor is obviously at a huge disadvantage. He's moving around as fast as he can, trying to avoid damage. Yet his opponent is relentless. Every time he tries to charge ahead, the Queen simply flings him backward.

Every water ball is containing extreme power. I can already see his skin beginning to crack, with blood flowing out of it. If it wasn't enough in some areas some torn flesh is clearly discernable. He retreats while trying to catch his breath.

But no matter what, she keeps pressing the attack. There is a myriad of different attack patterns that she seems to be an expert at using. Fighting such a mage must be a nightmare. He could probably win easily if he could reach melee range but she simply won't let him.

What makes it even worse is that we are currently on the magical lake. This means that she has pretty much infinite water energy to draw from, at least I'm guessing. If a war of attrition is impossible and he can't get closer, I'll need to intervene! Time for diplomacy first!

[Stop it, Water Queen! Let's discuss this calmly like adults!]

"You think I will stop because you are telling me? There is no need to discuss this. You may not realize it but this man is a danger to our sect. He may seem harmless but he is far from it. His nakedness obsession is as dangerous as his unknown affiliation. We simply cannot afford to have such a potential danger roaming among us."

[I'm convinced he's harmless! Let's talk this over! You guys are the ones that somehow dragged us here in the first place! You should know this better than anyone else!]

"Perhaps, perhaps not. There is no guarantee. This is not a risk I am ready to take. You should be able to understand after that pledge. It is all for the sect! It is time for some cleaning and this man is clearly a stain!"

[This is madness!]

"No need to get so excited. Simply watch on the sideline. "

[Hell no! This is clearly a huge misunderstanding! Use your brain for a second!]

But she doesn't seem to be listening anymore. The Water Queen simply snorts as she's driving my friend into a corner. As if I'd let that happen! It is time for me to charge, get behind her and knock her down as fast as possible in order to...

But that is when I hear a cry of pain, a muffled one that someone tried to hide apparently. Turning around, I realize that I should have another priority than to help my naked friend.

The Water Princess is in trouble! Seriously, what the Hell is happening?! I get an outsider getting attacked, but she's one of the Head-mages!"

She has to keep with both enemies at once! Around her are big water serpents (now in a pink hue too) that seem to be coiling around her in a bid to protect their master. Meanwhile, she's using her famous homing pink bullets to try and disrupt her opponents' rhythm.

The Monarch is in the process of blocking all the projectiles with huge floating water walls and she is even sending colossal water chains to restrict the movements of the serpents.

If that was all she would be fine. Now, the Water Fairy is opportunistically sending well-timed attacks. She seems to be throwing slim, sharp, and deadly water darts! It looks weird but seems effective. The Water Princess is managing to defend her vitals but that's about it.

As time passes, her delicate skin is getting bloody from all the cuts. Her legs, her arms, even her face are slowly taking damage. This two versus one is clearly something that will cause her demise soon! Fuck me. Why did they all go crazy like that?! We were having such a great moment too.

I simply forget about my naked friend and rush to her help. I'm sure he's going to be fine since the more he gets hurt and the better his healing. I'm still convinced he will taste defeat pretty soon but at least I can worry about the problem later on.

A few dashes later, I'm at my pink-haired friend's side. I quickly swat away a few darts, but I realize the issue. I need to somehow free the water serpents if I want this to work. I can't always remain passive and on defense mode.

I need to aggressively disable the opponent's cards so the relentless attacks stop! I will divine energy to course through my body even faster than usual! I run toward my target, right next to the serpents. This spell is going down! A few steps later I'm already ready to act. That is when I hear the Water Monarch cackling in the back.

"Trying to destroy my spell with raw power? How foolish! You would need magic to be able to affect it! Plus you've sworn to protect us. You won't be able to go against magic that a water mage has-" (Monarch)

[How about you shut the fuck and stop altogether!]

I grab the chains and crack them open. It all instantly vaporizes as if it had never been there in the first place. Can't destroy her spell my ass! That is when her previous disdain clearly turns to shock. It doesn't help that I've done all the crushing bare-handed.

"How?!" (Monarch x Fairy)

While the two others are stunned, the Water Princess quickly reacts! She sends a counterattack instantly. Take this! Get wrecked by the pink bullets! Hahahaha. It feels nice not to be on the receiving end of it for once.

How will they all deal with that I wonder!....