《The Unnamed God. I’m Really Not A God You Guys !》The Unnamed God. I'm Really Not A God You Guys !
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****(POV)
Aqua here, the water goddess! Current status, having a panic attack.
The primordial deity is simply eying us with an empty look that is completely impossible to see through. This is so damn confusing! I wish he'd simply get straight to the point and begin ordering us around. I'd rather he just went: "you guys are all my slave from now on, work well." That is how stressful this situation is!
I ask what we can do for him, but he simply answers "clothes". What does he mean? Does he want us to give him clothes? No, that doesn't make sense. Such a skill is extremely basic for a god. He'd do it himself if he so desired.
Wait. He is a fire deity, right? These guys' specialty is massive destruction. Wait, what if he wants that?! This is a chance! If he wants me to undress I will for sure! So far there was that incredible display of power at the beginning, but no real harm has been done.
I quickly remove all my clothes standing before him without hiding anything. Ah, but that's when I remember something. Sometimes men prefer when there is a little left to the imagination, it makes it more mysterious or something.
I need something to slightly cover myself with and…. That's when I get a genius idea! I grab a fish and hide my privates with it. This way we are both dressed the same! Well, if that can be called dressed. Now I just need to try and seduce him…
Wait, no! What if he dislikes that?! What if he prefers a more modest girl?! After all, I only undressed because he told me to. That's when I hear IELOF's laughter. This is no laughing matter! Then again, I'm in a very precarious condition right now.
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Except it turns out that the deity simply wanted clothes…normally I'd try and find a hole to hide, but right now I'm actually satisfied. With this, I've lessened the embarrassment on the deity a lot!
Right now I'm thinking he was simply lost in his thoughts and didn't bother checking to see if we were there. Actually, what if he could only create fiery clothes? Maybe he remained naked to preserve our lives! The more I think about it and the more likely I think it is! He's so noble!
That is when he asks us about our plans. No time to lose, I simply tell him all! I hold nothing back. IELOF backs me up and it's all good until he ends it "we, small players, need to stick together you see."
What do you mean small players?! Why are you looking at him while saying that?! This will cause misunderstandings, you dumbass! I instantly try to salvage the situation. But that is when happens something crazy.
The deity goes "will you guys let me enter your alliance?" What?! This is insane! Am I dreaming!? Of course, he can join! With such a bigshot our future is assured! This is amazing! He even looks happy to be joining!
What kind of luck is this? I can't believe it! This is amazing! I instantly shout to appoint him as the alliance head. If he wants us to head east, we definitely won't go west ever!
But that's when IELOF objects, he says something about having a condition. Shut the hell up! Right now I just want to murder him and his big mouth! I almost go insane from that stunt, but then everything turns out alright. They are now planning a fishing trip.
That's when he invites us to The Unnamed God sect. I'll be damned if I miss that opportunity! The best part is that we won't get kicked out no matter what as long as we behave. I make sure to remember every single one of his words. Right now I'm not thinking about all the hidden truths in them.
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No, I'm not simply memorizing. I'm remembering his words, his tone, his facial expression, how he appears to be slightly sweating, everything! That is when I finally find the courage in myself to beg him for help.
He first says he won't directly help, but then he agrees to share his wisdom. This is the happiest day of my life! Before long I witness how amazing he is. Things I have been pondering for so long and that I had concluded were impossible he knows how to realize.
He doesn't actually tell me much but it's enough. With his assurance and his encouraging gaze, I know for a fact it is worth pursuing the things we talk about.
Then comes IELOF's turn. That's when the deity does something so damn unexpected! He asks for IELOF to show him his most prized possession. It is one of the rarest weapons in our power class. Honestly, we don't say it, but all the low-tier gods are jealous of it. After all, it is made with the bones of a divine creature hence the peculiar appearance.
The only reason people don't try to steal it is that it's a fishing rod. Who else than a god of fishing could use it? Well, there are more gods of fishing but usually, they aren't the belligerent and petty kind either.
The sect leader picks it up, walks to the water walls in my domain. Is he going to do a demonstration? Will my domain even survive?! But against my expectations, he simply throws the fishing rod in the void where it instantly gets lost forever. WHAT?!
Then he tells him not to rely on such a weak weapon. As expected of him! Anyone saying that I would have believed to be crazy, but not him. No, he is simply that awesome! IELOF despairs at first but then I can see a resolute glint in his eyes. He will be training hard for sure.
Finally comes Lilly's turn. He hears her complaints and then simply tells her how much bullshit it all is. Well, not literally, but still. Is he really telling her to find a million reasons why a raft is the best?! I'd have trouble finding five!
Then as easily as he came, he leaves. We have no way to know where nor do we dare investigate really. But from this moment henceforth I am his subordinate. I may very well be one of if not the weakest one. But I'll train. I'll train until I can make him proud and then…
Ah, right. He did tell me to appoint a specific human as my champion. How does he know so much?! I better do it now! Ah, but as I approach my terminal that I usually use for that kind of stuff it seems to be out of commission.
Wow, just the surrounding heat was enough to take it down temporarily. As expected of him! Well, I guess the champion thing will have to wait. Not that a few days will make much of a difference anyway…
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