《The Unnamed God. I’m Really Not A God You Guys !》The Unnamed God. I'm Really Not A God You Guys !
Advertisement
I can't believe my luck!
I went to buy a slave and I encountered a girl looking for a job.
As much as it was nice to get free labor from that Greberos girl, her leaving whenever she wants is an issue.
Now we officially have a full-time salesgirl!
This way the clients will become accustomed to her.
Don't forget the power of interpersonal relationships.
Some regulars love that kind of service.
That is how you gain regulars.
They can just enter and ask for the usual.
That new employee has the perfect resume.
She can count and read, already better than me.
She has 5 years of customer service experience too!
She was needlessly worried about achieving my expectations haha.
Also said something about a family member's permission.
I'm not too worried about that last part.
I'm sure whoever it is won't have any issue with her working here.
We ain't a shady business and I'll pay her a decent wage.
On that note, I'm sure the old man is knowledgeable about salaries.
Today is officially her first day.
She seems motivated.
"Sir! Who are the first targets?"
[Let's start with 50 pies! I believe in you!]
She looks stunned for a second.
I'm sure she'll figure it out soon.
I go into the kitchen and start baking.
From time to time she pops in looking at me bake while confused.
[What's up? Any trouble with the sales?]
"Ah, no it's going well. It's just…"
[Go ahead.]
"Is this really all I'm supposed to do?"
What else could I…
Ah, I see.
She is worried about weird stuff.
I bet at her last job her boss tried to harass her or something.
I'm not that trashy.
[Yep, it is all. Don't worry about it and just take it slow!]
Advertisement
She still seems baffled, but she goes back to the counter, nonetheless.
Oh well, she'll slowly get used to the place.
I'm not too worried.
Plus there is the old man and Wolfie.
They are the nicest there is.
That is when I hear the door slam open and a shout.
"Hey, old man! I'm hungry! Let's eat a bite!"
His friend from city hall is back it seems.
I love how much he disregards social status.
If everyone was like him a God war would be pointless in the first place.
"Who's the new girl?"
"W-welcome, Sir!"
Even from where I am, I can hear how stressed she sounds.
Does she perhaps know who he is?
Time to show my worth as a boss and smooth things out!
[Hey, how has it been?]
"I don't like her. She smells of death. She is obviously the scheming type."
What?!
She starts to shudder.
[Hey, you can't just insult my employee!]
"Boy, I'm serious. What do you know about her?"
He gives her a piercing gaze.
[Not much, but does it matter? She's one of us from now on so back off.]
I swear he's too suspicious of others.
"What if she's an assassin?"
She's looking a bit palish now.
Blood draining from her face.
[I mean, what kind of assassin would work at a bakery?]
Now that I think carefully about it, that would make a good cover.
Bakery salesman by day.
Ruthless assassin by night.
Who would ever expect that?
"You never know, but maybe you are right. The latest days have been rough *Sigh*."
She relaxes.
"Get him a pie and some tea."
Before long the old man comes out and they start happily discussing.
I go next to her and pat her shoulder.
Advertisement
[Don't worry. Just focus on your job and everything will be alright]
"T-that, what if I find that I'm not suited for the job?"
[Rubbish! You are working here from now on! Just keep selling pies, this is your destiny!]
She nods absent-mindedly.
Thus I resume baking.
****(POV)
I almost had a heart attack!
When that city official entered, I recognized him.
One of the big shots there.
He is at the very top of the list of do not offend.
I had heard how this shop had some relationship with city hall.
Seems our information is very wrong.
Actually no, it probably wasn't disclosed purposely.
In case some daredevil tries to claim a bounty on him and ruined everything for us.
Still, I strongly believe he wouldn't be easy to deal with in the first place.
Just his instinct alone makes it close to impossible to kill him.
He instantly saw through me.
Funny how I served him food and drinks too.
I could easily have poisoned either.
Yet I didn't dare.
I was sure I was a goner.
But then that man intervened.
The one I came here for.
Defended me for some reason.
For now, I am in the clear.
But also stuck here.
It would be extremely suspicious of me to leave right after encountering that city guy.
Still, this isn't what I was expecting.
At all!
The targets I have to reach daily are only pies.
Selling damn pies!
He was serious about all of it!
He simply wants me to stand there, welcome customers, and take their money.
Nothing else!
This is such a waste of my capabilities!
Not only that, but what's even the salary for such a job?
It has to be pitifully low.
Selling pies is my destiny?
I'd rather kill myself before.
Now, what should I do?
I know.
This baker somehow has secret information on the slave traders.
I just need to find a way to interrogate him.
The fastest way is for sure to kidnap him and torture him.
Then I'll have more leverage and options.
I can grab him easily if I drug him.
He doesn't seem wary in the least against me.
How long would I have before someone starts looking for him?
Actually, sometimes overthinking can be bad.
I wait until it is just about bedtime.
The old man isn't in the picture.
There is only me, my target, and a small wolf here.
The latter I can always silence easily if it becomes an issue.
I brew some tea, slip some drugs in there, then I head to the kitchen.
He gratefully accepts it and drinks.
"Goodnight Sir!"
I just need to wait a few minutes and he should fall unconscious.
Then I'll escape to a safe house and hopefully bring him back in the morning.
[Is there anything you want to say?]
How is he still talking without any issue?!
I just need to buy a bit more time.
"I just wanted to thank you for earlier Sir!"
[Don't sweat it haha. It's normal.]
No matter how long I stand here he shows no sign of faltering.
[Did you fall for my handsomeness?]
"Sorry, Sir. I just spaced out!"
What the hell?!
How is he still fine?!
What handsomeness?!
*Sigh*
This is the weirdest job I've ever done.
I'll just report to my superior tomorrow and see what he comes up with.
Advertisement
- In Serial49 Chapters
Meat Eaters
A boy, alone in the mountains. Covered in snow. Defenseless. Hunted by monsters. On the verge of death, he discovers a black dragon egg. Soon, the hunter will become the hunted. Rewritten chapters so far: Prologue Image credit on watermark.
8 189 - In Serial16 Chapters
Mage
He died and got reincarnated, against his complains about it being cliche, and born (literally) in a new world, a world full of magic, and danger, and most likely those 2 mixed together. But he takes it all in stride, be it a baby stride for now, and decides he shall use magic, and knowledge, to become a true Mage.
8 122 - In Serial28 Chapters
The Newt and Demon
Earth is dying. The sun is expanding at an uncontrollable rate, but Theo Spencer is alright with this. He's led a deplorable life as a government assassin, spending his days removing political opponents in far-off lands. When the end comes, a mysterious entity grants him the gift of reincarnation. The gift of a quiet life as an alchemist. Theo awakens in a small town in the southern reaches of a small kingdom in a non-human body. Broken Tusk doesn't seem like much, but his legendary alchemy skills will soon turn their fortune. Join Theo on his journey to turn the swamp-town of Broken Tusk into a prosperous trade town. This story contains no romantic elements, no combat, and no bad vibes. From the start, to the finish, it's all alchemy all the time. Schedule is m-w-f.
8 218 - In Serial9 Chapters
Sphere of Influence: A Sci-Fi Adventure
After centuries of war and mismanagement, planet earth is finally dying, and no one is inclined to do much about it but pack up and leave. If you’re rich enough. Cheetah and his best friend, Mayan, have no intention of sticking around until the end of days, knowing he, at least, will be amongst those kicked to the curb. Inspired by an old map, a stashed away lunar shuttle and a ride or die attitude, their last hurrah will be to experience their last days on their terms: as free people fighting for their survival, their way. And who knows? Maybe they’ll end up doing something noble after all. Like save the human race. Sphere of Influence: A Sci-Fi Adventure is NOW AVAILABLE! Got a Kindle subscription? Check it out for free now: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0B3L4F4HC Available in ebook and paperback on Amazon as well! I will post as much as I can, but it will be limited due to the restrictions of sale. Thank you for checking it out! http://www.genevieveginn.com
8 167 - In Serial57 Chapters
The Demon Lord will have his revenge!
The terrifying Demon Lord is born in modern day earth. Will consist of short-chapters. Think of this as the 4-Koma version of a light novel. Let's call it an extremely light novel. PS: If you spot an error ---> PLEASE COMMENT IN THE CHAPTER! ---> Thank you for the support.
8 143 - In Serial9 Chapters
Whodunnit? A Manor Of Mystery
13 everyday guests checked into Rue Manor. They, however, were not informed they would be playing a game of life and death. The twist! The killer is among them! Each day they will solve a murder, and each day another one of the guests die. Bringing each resident closer to the 1,000,000 dollar prize!
8 248

