《The Unnamed God. I’m Really Not A God You Guys !》The Unnamed God. I'm Really Not A God You Guys !
Advertisement
Note to self, slapping someone at their own wedding is really bad.
But I still believe what he did is even worst.
His poor bride is on the side all dressed up and everything.
Meanwhile, the guy is ignoring her completely.
Well, right now he's on the ground.
Howling in pain.
Clutching his face.
Is he trying to hide the red handprint on his face?
Perhaps.
I better apologize right now.
[Ah, sorry about that. Was a reflex.]
"How the hell is that a reflex?! Reflex my ass!"
He gets up angrily.
"How dare you hurt my perfect face!"
Actually.
[How dare you show up to your own wedding like that?!]
"Mind your own business asshole!"
Fair enough.
That was showing a lack of restraint on my part.
But you see am very jealous…I mean righteous!
"I hereby challenge you to a proxy duel to the …"
That is when the girl by his side elbows him.
Then I slightly hear her whisper that it wouldn't work.
Because of the church of Gluto or something.
Wait, is the prostitute smarter than the young master?
This is sad.
Talk about a waste of education.
I can hear various parties requesting for the investigator lady to intervene.
She steps up.
"Alright, I'll be arresting him!"
For now, I cooperate.
She points a dagger at my throat, and we slowly exit the premises.
I'm sure I could overpower her.
Knock her out instantly.
Her weapon is dangerously close to my vitals but who cares.
She pushes me toward an alley on the side.
Is this supposed to be a shortcut?
I just need to wait until she is distracted.
"Committing a crime against these guys is enough to have you locked. At the very least for public disturbance. You can be locked for years in worst cases.!"
Advertisement
Should I do it?
[So is that where you are bringing me?]
"What do you think?!"
Yep. I may as well escape now!
*WOOSH*
"What are you?!"
*SMACK*
Then she's out cold.
Now what?
Am I a criminal from now on?
I have no clue what to do.
"Holy shit dude! Did you kill a city enforcer?!"
My thief friend is back.
[Not yet. I did knock her unconscious.]
"Brother, I saw you from a distance. You are in trouble now."
[Totally. Wait, anything we can use to guarantee her silence? What about a magical contract?]
"*Sigh* You can try, but these guys are stubborn. They don't capitulate easily."
[We just need a bit of time then?]
"No, if she goes missing for long we'll all be in trouble. They'll close the city and search it up from top to bottom."
[So I better run, right?]
"For sure. Also, I won't be able to stick with you or I'll be deemed suspicious."
I understand.
There is no need for him to risk his life for me.
That would be too much to ask.
[Alright, take care and have a good life!]
Go back, get Wolfie, run!
As I'm leaving, I can't help but think to myself…why not.
I'm already on a tight schedule.
I climb a roof and start running.
This time I'll stay away from
Any dangerous-looking area.
I keep going until finally, I reach the bakery.
For some reason, there is a light in there.
As I enter, I see the old man awake sitting in his usual chair.
"I was wondering where you went."
[Yeah, about that. I'll have to leave the city.]
"Why?"
[I was running on top of a roof and fell. Then I disrupted a wedding.]
Advertisement
"And?"
[I got arrested and got told they would let me rot in jail for years, so I fled.]
"I see. That should be easy to fix since there was no violence involved."
[Eh, I kind of rendered a city investigator unconscious.]
"Not dead?"
[Pretty sure she's still alive. But now that I assaulted an enforcer I gotta run.]
"What about the bakery?"
[If I stay they may even close it for all I know. Don't worry you can go to the Mystery House to grab the gold I made. You should have enough for retirement.]
"Do I look like I want to retire!"
[Obviously not haha. But still, you won't have any money trouble. You'll be able to just cook for yourself.]
"That would be boring."
[You can even get a new cook.]
"How about we try to resolve all of it peacefully?"
[I kinda offended two big families. They seem to control the law enforcers. They ordered one to come to do their bidding in a heartbeat.]
"So you've made your choice?"
[I'll be honest with you, old man. I'm close to impossible to kill, but I don't want to endanger you or Wolfie.]
He smiles gently.
"Always worried about others, eh?"
[No, most of the time I don't care. This world can be destroyed for all I care. I just care for a few people.]
"You are saying I am one of them?"
[Of course old man. We may have not known each other for that long but I do consider you my mentor.]
"That is touching. But I feel like you've failed to consider everything. How will you even run away?"
[I'll just run. I'll disappear in the wild.]
"Don't you know that one can't leave this place without getting targeted by the system?"
[What does it do exactly?]
"Unbelievable pain and pressure."
That reminds me of the slave contract.
[Tell me, old man, between the city system and a slave contract which one is the hardest to overcome?]
"Without any external help? Slave contract for sure."
Divine energy OP!
[*Chuckle* Then don't worry about me. I'll just breeze through.]
He looks intrigued, but he doesn't say anything else.
I give him a bear hug.
Then one last smile.
[Alright Wolfie let's go.]
"Wait, kid! Your 50 gold deposit!"
[Hehe, keep it. I'll be fine either way. Just live a good life for me. That is my sole request.]
He nods.
[Later old man.]
I resolutely open the door and….
On the other side is someone about to knock.
Hand raised in the air.
We both freeze for a second.
How is she already here?!
I literally just knocked her out!
Advertisement
- In Serial8 Chapters
I, a Water Snail, accompanying the Immortal Hero
[Story on hiatus, slated to be rewritten] A love story between a boy and his pet(?) snail. Pipin, a 100,000 year old immortal god, is certain that Su Yulin is destined for greatness. But, where are his otherworldly treasures? His heavenly chakra? His immortal mentor who will teach him the secrets of godly cultivation? Hey, Fates, what are you doing! If you won't step in, then it's up to this snail to accompany him to immortality! ------- I, a Water Snail, accompanying the Immortal Hero is a xuanhuan-inspired story following the adventures of Su Yulin, your typical silent and hardworking MC, and his unexpected #1 fan and stalker, the sheltered snail god Pipin. Features worldbuilding, adventure, character development, and slow-burn romance.
8 129 - In Serial37 Chapters
That Boy Hare [On Hiatus]
Somewhere in the Falcon Plains, a hare is born. He opens his little eyes for the first time, eager to see the world. But to his surprise, he’s not with his brothers and sisters in a litter. No, he’s flying! Flying! Imagine the wonder of that little hare; his first moments were spent in the air! The wind rushing through his fur, lesser birds beneath his paws. It was...magical! Then he looks up and sees the sky. The sky! What a mystical thing! And then he sees the monstrous brute that’s carrying him and similar things drawing closer. “Yo! That boy hare lookin’ real fine!” “Hey, you, Brutus! Don’t ya wanna share?” Thus begins the story of a very special hare. { Credit for Cover Art goes to Daicelf, on Deviant Art}
8 166 - In Serial10 Chapters
Rhapsody
This story begins with the Fair Folk in power, so strong and cruel that it seems humans have no chance against them – until one day humans find a way. This story begins with the humans, so advanced and knowledgeable that it seems none can outwit them – until one day someone finds a way. This story begins…
8 180 - In Serial46 Chapters
Smoke and Murders
Ilden grows colder with each passing year, as smoke and smog cool the city, but no one cares about that, it is just the way things are.Three people, a teacher, a company's heir and a low life, who should have never met become entangled in each other's lives, have no choice but to work together, for change various “way things are”.Alhough, it may not even matter, at this point.__________________This work may feature very strong language and potentially triggering content as mild as it may start. A simmering slow burn is my intentions with this so be forwarned. I would provide a warning in advance in the chapters themselves. Contains art work every chapter all done by me which includes the cover amoung other art pieces
8 129 - In Serial22 Chapters
I am a tree
A great tree stands upon a hill overlooking a vast amount of land. The tree will always protect nature, the tree will always nurture nature, I am the tree.
8 217 - In Serial5 Chapters
Trở lại tuổi 18 [ Giới giải trí ] - Ủy Quỷ Ô Y
Hoàn.Chán nản trung niên Kiều Kha trở lại mười tám tuổi, làm nóng người chuẩn bị ngược tra đi tới đỉnh cao nhân sinh, lại phát hiện trừ mình ra thế giới vẫn là thế giới kia, cặn bã vẫn là ảnh đế, mà chính mình thành cái không có tiền không hộ khẩu không hộ khẩuLệ Dung: Đáng thương tiểu tử, theo ta về nhà đi, ta sẽ chăm sóc thật tốt ngươiKiều Kha:???--------------------Lệ đại tổng tài có một nuôi trong nhà tiểu mỹ nhân, mềm nhu ngon miệng, ngoan ngoãn nghe lời, cười lên còn có nhợt nhạt quả lê cơn xoáy, nhan khống ung thư thời kì cuối Lệ tổng trong lòng ngọt như mật, luôn yêu thích trêu trêu chính mình tiểu mỹ nhânLệ Dung: Kiều Bối Bối hôn một cáiKiều Kha:... (đến gần hôn)Lệ Dung: Hảo ngoan a tiểu bảo bốiNhưng mà --Kiều Kha: Ân? Tiểu sao?Lệ Dung:... Lớn, rất lớnGiả heo ăn hổ làm nũng bán manh ngụy mềm nhu thật nam thần (lão tài xế) công x tự cho là rất già tài xế kết quả phát hiện núi cao còn có núi cao hơn nho nhã tổng tài thụPS: Kiều Kha chính là Kiều Bối, chủ côngNội dung nhãn mác: Thế giới giải trí? Trùng sinh? Ngọt văn? Hiện đại không tưởngTìm tòi then chốt chữ: Vai chính: Kiều Bối (Kiều Kha), Lệ Dung ┃ vai phụ: Tề Mộc Thanh ┃ cái khác: Chủ công
8 134

