《The Unnamed God. I’m Really Not A God You Guys !》The Unnamed God. I'm Really Not A God You Guys !
Advertisement
The way the guy is positioned intrigues me.
I'm not sure how to explain it.
He has this demeanor and aura to him.
One of an expert.
Silently observing.
I wonder what he sees.
[Hey there brother, what are you doing?]
He doesn't even look at me.
"I am about to record history itself."
[History?]
"It is not every day that two powerhouses confront each other."
[You know these guys?]
"Everyone here does. They are both rank 3."
[Isn't that weak? Even I can fight that.]
"Hehe, do not look down on them. They are masters of the sword. What's impressive is their skills."
Ah, that makes sense.
It reminds me of the time I got completely walloped at the hunter's guild.
Technique can and will trump raw power.
He is still focusing on the scene and …are his eyes glowing?!
[So what exactly are you doing? Also what's with your eyes?]
"I am memorizing every detail. Then I will draw it. This is a spell to increase my vision range."
This is neat as hell!
Who needs binoculars when you got magic?!
The answer is people like me.
You know the ones that can't sense mana.
Well, my case is special.
I can always use my scouting ability to check it.
Frankly, I don't care that much.
"It's starting."
I glance that way, but honestly, I can't see much.
More like both of them are moving so fast!
*Sound of weapon collisions*
*People moving around*
That summarizes the fight I am seeing.
As the fight begins so his drawing.
He seems to be drawing a real scene.
A swordsman lunging toward his opponent.
I can feel the momentum through the drawing.
This is amazing!
After this is over, I need to ask him to draw me some art.
Advertisement
You know something cool for advertisement.
I could make myself a billboard or something.
I would just have to ask the old man how this all works.
Well, he stayed home along with Wolfie.
She is less clingy whenever we are in a populated area.
I guess she dislikes crowds.
[So why are you drawing exactly? Are you a historian or something?]
"Nope. I will draw this then I will copy it many times. I will then sell it."
It is admirable how he can manage a conversation with me while going on about his business.
[Oh, so you are a professional painter!]
"Kind of, I have many different products. I even have one that is waterproof."
[Why would you need one that is waterproof?]
"Well, you see these guys are the idols of many."
[And?]
"They will bring their picture everywhere with them."
[So, in case they fall in water or something? That seems unlikely.]
"Haha, young man you need to think bigger. Let's just say many lonely ladies buy the waterproof version if you know what I mean."
Oh no!
Don't tell me!
"The more handsome and popular the swordsman, the better it sells."
Yep, he is talking about that.
"I offer realistic rendition but also will draw them alongside their idol for a fee."
This guy is legit offering to do image manipulation!
"Then it is also possible to custom order specific poses."
I'm not sure I like where this is going.
"Bare-chested ones are extremely popular."
Not that bad, I guess. It could have been worse.
"Well, there are also a few requests for ones where the clothes have all been blown up by the intense fighting."
[I understand!]
"There was once that lady that wanted me to draw what would happen if they made up instead. You know with lots of tongue and…"
Advertisement
[I get it! You can stop describing!]
Oh my god.
This just went from professional painter to H artist in one go.
Still one needs to admit how talented he is.
It looks clean as hell!
This means that I have two choices.
Actually three.
I could squash my plan of having him draw for me.
I could also make it happen but hide the identity of the author.
The last one would be a huge gamble.
Tell an H artist to draw pies and give him free rein.
Even if I tell him to keep it PG13 there are bound to be innuendos.
They say any publicity is good.
The good and the bad kind.
As in, having haters means people know you exist at least.
This could easily become viral marketing.
Am I ready to take that risk?
At some point, everyone is bound to realize how amazing pies are anyway.
This would probably just kickstart it.
Ah, there is one thing I need to worry about, however.
I should probably consult the old man before.
While he is selling the place to me, it still remains his life's legacy.
It would be disrespectful of me to do such a bold move without asking him for permission.
Could you imagine me just greenlighting the project?
Then the old man goes for a walk.
Sees a questionable billboard.
Then BAM heart attack!
Or something.
It would quickly turn this into a tragedy.
I would like to avoid this.
Everything has been going well recently.
A little too well.
Usually when that happens life comes round the corner to kick you in the nuts.
Well, you know the equivalent for girls.
I haven't said that aloud.
Jinx avoided!
Anyway, I'll keep selling for now.
Still got a few pies.
Somehow, that donkey is really well behaved.
It has been following me all this while.
Ah, our shop's young lady is here too.
Blushing furiously.
Sometimes shyly glancing at the drawing.
She heard our entire conversation just now, didn't she?
I get the feeling I won't be the only one wanting to be that guy's customer.
Except that my reasons are pure.
So I keep the hustle going.
Soon enough I am finally done.
Just as I am about to go find the artist again, I see him come out of the crowd rushing.
[Wait, where are you going?]
"Fight is over! Gotta hurry and produce as many drawings as possible!"
[Wait I want to talk about…]
He's gone.
Ah, seems he dropped one sheet.
Let's see how the finished product looks like.
Oh god!
This is bad!
On the paper is a face I would recognize anywhere…
Advertisement
-
In Serial8 Chapters
On How I Slayed The Celestial Beings To Court A Girl
This is a tale of love, freedom, and swords. An epic forged in the stars. And a romantic comedy story that takes root in a pseudo fantasy world. This is the light hearted daily life of several lovebirds for you to relieve stress during the pandemic. Full of smiles with a side dish of vulgar jokes and profanity Our legend follows Jack Parker who transmigrated from modern day Earth, And his sister Tomoko Parker, As they unearth the secrets buried in the depths of their hearts, And the mysteries of the old days. An excerpt from the God of Knowledge and her encounters with the Nine Tribulations Sword Master: “Aren't you a swordsman?” “Yes.” “Then why don't you ever use your sword?” “Because flesh to flesh feels better when beating people up.” “…” “Do you really need to know?” “Unless you don’t want me to sleep for several nights…” “...” "It's because my sword isn't for killing.” “Then what is it for?” “It's a gift…a gift for my beloved.” “I don't understand.” “You'll understand one day.” That day when a blazing sword light parted the sea of stars and set the world, the God of Knowledge finally understood the meaning behind that sword. It was a sword of liberation and a mark of the new day. This was the second time the God of Knowledge saw such a brilliant sword and she felt that it would be the last. For this sword was more peerless than the first and its master was invincible. That was until Jack Parker came along… This is a myth of 3 swords. Three swords of sincerity, salvation, and eternal love. *Author here (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ (I know many including me prefer novels with more chapters updated so if you find my book interesting please feel free to bookmark and save it for when more chapters come out! Thanks.)*
8 132 -
In Serial39 Chapters
w o n d e r f u l [f.w]
DNF
8 99 -
In Serial49 Chapters
Private school || dnf
Class clown? Gay? Homophobic parents? George is on his last chance in school, and at home. Suspensions, school pranks, failing classes, coming out. Wait what? George's parents, or the devils as he would call them. Homophobic, strict, stupid and loud. When George annoys his parents for the last time they sign him up for private school and ship him off to America, but when George starts hanging out with his friends and they start getting along, does George really want to continue this 'war'?TW: Swearing 😍😙 in every chapter btw 😀School AU btw 💃Dreamnotfound✨✨I only ship their personas not them as real people 😌✌️There might be TW but I'll put a warning at the start! Love ya! -ya <3
8 97 -
In Serial37 Chapters
The Ruka Wild ↠ Book 2 > A:TLA
( sequel to The Ruka Wild > book 1 ) Join Ruka on her journey alongside Prince Zuko and former General Iroh for her new destiny has begun. For the highs and the lows bring the love and the hate. "There's good in him, Ruka. You just haven't let him show you yet." "Many things will go wrong, my dear. That's just part of the journey."-I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender nor do I own any of the characters - only Ruka's. Credits go to the person who made the girl I'm using as Ruka. -BOOK 2 : EARTH - COMPLETE
8 154 -
In Serial43 Chapters
God Forge: Forge of the Mind (book 1) [draft 2]
AZTERON'S JOURNALGods ravaged the land...The mortal realm, Anhsook Del Iris, suffered unrelenting attacks. Who knew why, or what they wanted? They wiped entire cities off the map. They searched for something.I didn't believe in them! What a fool! We had the world to ourselves. Our magic was our own; our science, our own-our lives needed to be... our own.Everything changed.My friends, my loved ones; they perished as angels of the celestial tyrants swarmed. Few survived the assaults, and even fewer could fight back.I sat by and watched the slaughter for years, always fearing-scared that next they'd kill my wife or son. But I made a discovery. I discovered what the corrupt deities sought. In the town of Angel's Outpost, deep under the ice caverns of Sheeva, I found a mythical artifact; the Philosopher's Stone.It was then I formed a plan. If desired the item so, I'd deliver it-in the form of a warrior that able to bend the power to his will; a god slayer to defeat them! A problem existed. How to hide it? What was the price of the sacrifice to end them? The soul of he whom I cared for most.- Azteron Zirnoff
8 120 -
In Serial18 Chapters
Saradas twin
Mizuke uchiha is the sister of sarada, daughter to Sakura and Sasuke uchiha. Shes an emotionless girl who's been through a lot of pain but very few people know about it, will she be able to let the past go or will she follow down the dark path. What happens when she sees her father again? Will a certain blonde be able to help her feel emotion again?( btw I don't own Boruto, and this story won't completely follow Boruto next generation because most of it will be made up but some will stay the same as it would be in the anime, enjoyyyyyyy)
8 197
