《The Unnamed God. I’m Really Not A God You Guys !》The Unnamed God. I'm Really Not A God You Guys !
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[Soldiers! Attention! Yes, that's you Wolfie! Time for a battle plan!
First target: Fire boar! For obvious reasons!
Second target: Bloodsucking vine! I already got a plan in mind.
Third target: Shadow fox!
Fourth target: Teleporting mantis!
Fifth target: Periphery of the ant territory!
Sixth target: White snake!
Most of these are rank 3 and will be challenging!
But the united forces of the unnamed god will never be defeated!
We have the power of a rank 1 warrior and a rank 1 guardian beast on our side!
That is all!]
*Wolfie pointing at itself confused*
[Yes, the guardian beast. That would be you.]
(⊙_⊙)
...…
[Alright. First order of business. Fire Boar! Time for some training! Wolfie! We'll play tag! Your sole goal is to catch me. I'll be running!]
*wagging tail* Is it a dog lol? 😆
[Ready set! Go!]
I'll be done with this in a jiffy haha!
I have already mastered the art of slightly increasing my speed. All I need to do now is to substantially increase my control.
I'll definitely …. WTF.
This is kinda hard.
Like way harder than I thought it would be.
I'm having trouble evading a rank 1 wolf…. given it's a really fast one.
Oh god this is gonna take a while ain't it?
Do I need to cue a training montage? Probably not.
I'll get it soon enough.
****
I still haven't figured it out.
But so what?!
Anything is possible with dedication!
I'll master this new technique soon!
Come back here Wolfie! This ain't time for a nap!
****
How is this that fucking hard?!
I was able to catch Wolfie before, right?!
Why can't I evade at all?
Maybe I'm not the only one improving….
That's probably just wishful thinking on my part.
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I swear Wolfie naps a lot. Guess helping me is exhausting.
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I can dodge about 1/5 attacks now. Pretty low. But I'm getting better.
How long have we been going at it? I'm not sure. But I'll manage tomorrow for sure!
Wolfie is taking a short break. But it won't stop me from practicing! But seriously I need my partner back soon.
****
My success rate is about 2/3 now! I'm so close to succeeding!
Hell yeah. I'm a fucking genius! I'm gonna be the very best. That no one ever was.
At getting out of the way of a pouncing attack.
Keep going!
Alright you can take a short break Wolfie. But we are starting over again soon!
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I'm fucking untouchable! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This feels so fucking good!
Hum. But not enough! Keep going!
I'm against a weakling right now. My goal is loftier!
Until I can evade the monsters out there with minimal movement!
Until I make them despair with my movement abilities!
I won't stop!
Enough sleep Wolfie! I know you are getting bored but I'm almost there!
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*♪Ding! ♪ Host mastered high level original movement technique, do you wish to name it?*
That is what I'd be hearing if I had a system.
Right about now.
I'm completely ready!
I'd make a killing working as a toreador!
I'm just missing some red cloth. Oh yeah. I'm kinda naked, aren't I? Yeah …I'm in a fucking forest. Not like I can find stuff to wear here.
Use animal skin to make myself some clothes? As if I have the skills required for that!
Use vegetation to cover myself …. yeah, I move around a lot…. I also get my ass kicked a lot.
Not gonna work. Wait used to get my ass kicked a lot!
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The future is gonna be glorious!
[Thank you wolfie for helping me train! You da best! I know it's been hard on you too.]
Hum how long did this training take again? Probably a few days…. now that I think about it might have been a bit longer.
[Wolfie any idea how long it took us?]
*It makes 3 scratches on the ground*
Yep this wolf is smart as fuck.
[3 days?]
*Shakes head*
[3 weeks?]
*Shakes head*
[Not 3 months, right? Haha.]
*Nod*
WTF!
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE! THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY!
Actually ….it might be possible.
That would explain the many many naps Wolfie took.
OH SHIT! THAT HAS HUGE IMPLICATIONS! OMG!
The fact that it is possible to cross this forest in a month and it's been 8 months already?
Irrelevant.
No! There is an issue that is more serious!
I TOTALLY MISSED A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY FOR A TRIANING MONTAGE! (>_
*SOB SOB*
Ha. What a regret!
It's fine!
Today should be a day of celebration!
[Wolfie follow me! Today is a glory day! We will prevail against all odds and emerge victorious!]
We get to the territory of the fire boar.
First target? You know it! A fodder rank 2! One that tastes good.
Then Wolfie helps me butcher it. Until we have some nice-looking meat strips.
BTW you don't want to do this at home! Not if you live in a disaster zone anyway! You know in case it attracts monsters. But anyway, the only real danger here is the boar so whatever.
Acquired delicious looking raw meat!
NOW TME TO FIGHT!
[Come here little piggy!]
(╬≖∩≖)
MC used taunt. It's as effective as it was a chapter ago! Woot!
[Go on I dare you! Charge at me you oversized piggy!]
Evaded!
*Charge, CRASH*
Dodged!
*Charge, CRASH*
HAHAHAHAHAHA. HOW DO YOU FUCKING LIKE THAT?!
♬♩♪♩
Can't touch this!
Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
Can't touch this!
Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
(Yes I'm doing an evading montage. Deal with it.)
♬♩♪♩
*Sounds of many many many crashing trees in the background*
But I don't fucking care!
What you gonna do? Sucks to be you!
Time for me to use my hidden weapon attack!
MC throws meat strips at the boar.
(>ω
It's sizzling. HELL YEAH!
PORTABLE BARBECUE ACQUIRED!
At first, I was worried it wouldn't work. Because of how the flames on its body don't burn down the forest.
But then I realized I was overthinking. The body of this boar is hot!
And I really mean in the literal way. Otherwise it would be disgusting haha.
[Looks like meats back on the menu Wolfie!!!!]
We have amazing teamwork!
I anger the boar.
I throw meat at it.
When it is cooked, Wolfie crawls over and devours it.
This wolf is a goddamn ninja!
Only issue is it keeps falling to the ground.
Ah. Whatever. Beggars can't be choosers.
Wait didn't I recently use that saying? 'Meh whatever.
While dodging I manage to grab a slice.
I voraciously eat it!
I'VE BEEN MISSING THIS!
But there is only one issue….it is undercooked.
Guess I'll need to find a way to fix the meat better to the boar's skin.
Oh well. For now, I'll just repeat the process until it's well done.
*Nom nom*
((っ˘ڡ˘ς)🍛 (￣ω￣ )
(╥╯⌓╰╥)
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Next chapter it's time to defeat the vines!
This ain't an anime, why is there a preview of the next episode ? Who knows ....
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