《The Unnamed God. I’m Really Not A God You Guys !》The Unnamed God. I'm Really Not A God You Guys !
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The following events happen during the solo exploration of the savage archaic forest. *Disclaimer* May contain explicit scenes of ass-whooping. You've been warned.
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FUCK ME. I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE! (O∆O)
NOPE ! NOPE! NOPE!
OMFG I'M OUT!
THIS PLACE IS FUCKING HELL!
CRAWLING EVERYWHERE
Keep running! Don't look back!
*GRK GRK*
Oh shit! Mandibles in my fucking face!
*Dodge*
Gotta keep running!
OUCH!
Mandibles piercing my fucking ass!
Gotta keep running.
*Tremble*
I fucking wish that was an earthquake.
That's a whole fucking army!
Oh my fucking god!
Leave me the fuck alone!
I'M NOT TASTY! ◉﹏◉
You scary scary creatures.
How many of these are there?!
THIS AIN'T A FAIR FIGHT!
Fight me 1v1 scrubs!
Fuck.
I'll be fine!
I have divine senses.
I'll be fine.
I have body enhancement.
I'll be fine.
I can regenerate.
FUCK I'M NOT FINE!
IT FUCKING HURTS!
Worst is if I stop running I get eaten.
I'm starting to get the hang of….
*Rumble*
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING WALL IN MY FACE NOW!
Fucking magical beasts!
Fucking annoying ass magical beasts!
Stop fucking trying to eat me.
Stop fucking showing off!
I get it you can use magic!
Screw you and your earth magic!
Go fucking ….
OUCH!
Go fucking die!
Something is flying near my face?
That seems familiar ….
THAT'S MY FUCKING ARM!
Gotta catch that.
Put it back on, divine energy.
Ouf I'm fi…. OUCH!
I'M GETTING THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS PLACE!
HELP
*sob sob* (˃̣̣̥‸˂̣̣̥)
I'M GONN A HAVE FUCKING NIGHTMARES
*sob sob*
STOP STABBING ME!
*pant pant*
THAT'S FUCKING BULLYING!
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I'm finally back to safety. Fuck.
I can finally understand how scary giant fucking ants are in real life.
Especially if said fucking ants can use magic on top of it!
Oh, as if it wasn't scary enough already.
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No, gotta add earth constructs coming out of nowhere in your face.
Gotta add the ability to instantly tunnel underground.
Gotta add the ability to apparently avoid detection by hiding underground.
Fuck.
Wasn't there an arc with giant insects in that universe named with two H and a x?
How did they get rid of the problem? What was it called again? Ah…I don't know anymore.
One thing I do know is that I'm done with that place.
The worst is I got beaten up by the smaller mobs. I came nowhere near the center of the area they reside.
Nope I was still in the periphery and I still got my ass kicked…. mostly pierced.
Either way I'm no match for these creatures. AT ALL.
So here I am …back at the safe zone.
Clothes in shamble.
Bloodied all over.
Fortunately, I'm unharmed.
How did I even manage to put back my arm on? I'm not too sure.
I'm just glad it worked.
I almost came close to starting my pirate cosplay.
First it starts with a hook, then an eyepatch and finally a wooden leg.
Of course, there is also the mandatory parrot.
Or is it too late for the pirate cosplay if I have a wolf?
Would I simply be called a cripple?
I wonder.
AH. Life is hard.
"Are you alright sectmaster!"
[Tis but a scratch. I've had worst.] (*T ーT)b
Ah still it is pleasant to see the worry in my companions 'eyes.
Scratch that. Wolfie is just voraciously eating as usual.
Number of fucks given…. approximately 0. Talk about unreliable.
At least my fellow guild member cares. While it's more of a sect, we are in fact not worshiping any real god.
I figure I might as well call it a guild. Since everyone will just do whatever they want in the end.
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But still. This fire sure is warm. *Nom Nom* This food sure is great!
I feel better already.
"Sectmaster what happened?"
[What happened that is a good question.]
Did I overestimate myself? Was I simply too confident? Were these enemies a bad match up for me for some reason? Were they just too strong versus others in this forest?
Hum what caused my crushing defeat?
First the number of enemies. Fighting one enemy is easier than fighting hundreds. I lack technique so it makes it hard for me to navigate across enemy units. Also, it is easier to focus against one strong enemy as far as enhancement and countering the attacks goes.
Second, I'm not used to dealing with magic. In the overwolf case it's not that bad. I can just concentrate on defense and it won't ever hurt me. As for earth magic while it can attack directly the main issue is the indirect attacks that alter the terrain.
Third, I'm lacking speed. I couldn't even outrun rank 2 giant ants (temporary name). Only reason I came out alive is that I started running as soon as I felt something was off. That and because I stayed in the outer perimeter of their base …at least I'm pretty sure.
Fourth, I actually lost an arm at some point. This means that I need to work on my defense yet again. While I was freaking out, I lost concentration thus leading to my arm becoming a projectile.
Five my rank itself is still low. Meaning that while I obviously became stronger my basic specs are still low. I did manage to resist the rank 2 warrior at the keep. I did manage to resist the warden's poison in the dungeon. I did manage to somewhat survive by myself after going for a walk in a disaster zone (albeit I almost just died). So, I do have some accomplishments. However, my physique and spirit are still at 1 for all I know.
I can't use magic. I can use divine energy, but it obviously takes a lot of practice. Every creature alive in this world is physically way stronger than I am.
*Sigh*
Guess I've been a bit too arrogant recently despite not accomplishing anything spectacular.
*Sigh*
I'm truly weak, aren't I? (;-_-)
Going into the forest alone is fine.
But not now.
I thought I was ready.
I'm not.
Time to make a list of what I should do in a near future:
1. Upgrade my defense via divine energy enhancement.
2. Increase my speed so I can run away if needed.
3. Learn some offensive and defensive techniques
4. Learn more about magic
Now for the problem of my base stats being low as fuck. While I do believe there might be a way to remedy the situation it is probably hard. After all I have a potential of 0.
It is probably better to play on my strength and become more skillful at using divine energy. That will be my way out of mediocrity.
For now, I'll focus on points 1 and 2. Then later I can work on my weaknesses to try and patch it up a bit.
So! Because of these reasons! It is time for ...
A MOTHERFUCKING TRAINING MONTAGE!
HELL YEAH!
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