Chapter 127. I’m not a man!The skills of the fantasy world are incredible.

If the emperor’s daughter were a simple person, she would have slept all day, but she managed to recover in just a few hours and heal the bruises on her ass with magic.

Opening her eyes, she said with a smile on her face:

– I almost died of happiness.

– How is it?

It’s a pity that she didn’t die.

I took the gates of her castle by storm, and, having broken in, continued the attack without respite.

Still a little bit, and I would have been waiting for success.

But as soon as I touched the princess’s garter belt, a video started scrolling through my head.

And this time it was not a bedroom, but a funeral home.

Like the brooch, this garter belt was presented by the First Hero to his wife.

But this time it was different.

His wife did not throw him away, but died.

More precisely, she was killed.

– At night I realized that you, Hero, not only fight well. This was my first time … but thanks to you, I didn’t even feel fear or anxiety.

“What…

I was going to kill the princess, so I didn’t care about her feelings. If the Artifact of Chaos had not interfered with me, I would definitely have succeeded.

– Hero. This … The

princess looked at the garter belt in my hands.

– Haha. It is a memento to remind you of the night with you. I want to keep it. I can’t ask you to give me your underwear.

– If you want, then I could- Oh! Yes, that is right! Underwear is such a gift! I think a garter belt is just right for this occasion! Only … you won’t give it to another girl, will you?

– How can I.

This is for research purposes.

– Wow! Is it Water Spirits?

“They’re pretty useful.

The inhabitants of the fantasy world wipe themselves off with wet towels after the process is over, but I wash with water spirits.

– Hero. Please visit me whenever you want, ”the princess told me when I had already dressed and was about to leave.

Visit? How clingy she is!

Without turning around, I replied:

– If the chance presents itself.

If she is still in the clouds somewhere, next time I will finish her ass so that there will be no other time.

***

In the domain of the Duke of the Holy Empire, I used the Magic Circle of Spatial Transfer.

I don’t have to wait for the dummies who will travel with Ssukttok for about six months for him to grow.

Now I need to make my way east of the central continent.

This is an adventure of collecting five elf knights.

Knight of the Earth (Swordsman)

Knight of Fire (Mage)

Knight of the Wind (Archer) – returned to the Homeland

Knight of Water (Healer)

Knight of Ether (Tamer) – dead

Archer E, whom I saved at the auction, returned to the kingdom of the elves, Tamer E died in an accident.

It remains to find three.

Tamer E left a hint for me, and my assistants, who work completely free of charge, will speed up the search process.

– Search the eastern part.

The crowned perfume that harassed me 24 hours a day only scratched my chin.

Ordinary spirits circling around went to search the eastern part.

A class society of spirits!

No matter how you look, there was no freedom and equality in him.

I, too, could not stand aside.

Using the Magic Circle of Spatial Transfer, I moved from the Holy Empire to the eastern part of the central continent. There was a country in that land that amassed wealth through foreign trade with the eastern continent.

Trade Republic.

It was formed by the merchants, gathering forces and adapting the republican form of government from the eastern continent of Fantasy.

I met with Trader # 16 in City B of the Trade Republic.

▶ Interest: Why this particular merchant?

Good question, Miss Trainee!

Trader # 16 specialized in selling information, and during the 1st playthrough I recognized his skills. Its main product is information about the people of the central and eastern continent.

He also worked part-time in a sales agency.

“You said you were looking for elves?”

– Yes.

– And you don’t know the name and can’t describe their appearance?

– I told you. This is the Knight of the Earth and the Knight of the Water.

– These are not names … Oh. Okay.

Merchant No. 16 gave up and scratched his bald head. Apparently this habit made a huge contribution to the fact that he became bald.

– How long will it take?

I didn’t even ask if he could find them or not.

Because in the 1st playthrough, one of my companions asked him to find a very beautiful girl, and this guy accepted even such an absurd order.

I gave my own name, so he definitely won’t be able to say that he can’t do it.

As I expected, he responded correctly.

“I can’t keep waiting long for Kan Han Soo, who was able to kill the Supreme Dragon of Oblivion, Noebius, the head of the Five Calamities, which first appeared after 500 years. I will not charge a separate fee, because I have already obtained the information I need from you. Think of it as an exchange.

– You’re good.

Trader # 16 hinted that he would sell information about me.

Cheeky, but I don’t mind.

– Thanks. Because there are many customers looking to buy information about you. Appearance, plans, hobbies, strength, character, etc. One meeting with you was enough to learn a lot. But I will also tell you all the information that interests you.

▶ Consent: As you said, he is a skilled trader.

He does not need time to travel in search of information.

Merchant No. 16 stood in front of me with his eyes closed, as if in meditation.

So he rummaged through his memory.

And this is only possible in a fantasy world.

▷ Race: Human

▷ Level: 195

▷ Specialization: Merchant (Wealth → Luck ↑)

▷ Skills: Intelligence (A), Trade (B), Interpretation ©, Analysis (D), Martial Arts (D) …

▷ Condition: Search

A-rank intelligence.

With such a rank, you can recall the name, appearance and the essence of a conversation with a person whom you met 100 years ago.

The problem is whether he can pick out the right person.

It was because of this that Trader # 16 asked for the name of the elves I was looking for.

But I don’t know their names.

Therefore, the task became more difficult.

– Found. Knight of Earth and Knight of Water. They belong to the five knights that are so proud of in the kingdom of the elves. And what is really amazing … Hoho! I didn’t know what was going on under my nose. Such great knights were seized by the Dark Commerce and sold as slaves …

If you want to find the missing elves, you need to look for slaves in the market!

This is the unspoken rule of the fantasy world.

– Judging by your words, have they already been sold?

– Yes. The Knight of the Earth, an elf with a good physique, was auctioned at a high price. There was fierce bargaining among traders who arrived from the eastern continent. And the Water Knight … she lacks feminine charm, so she was sold for less.

In the fantasy world, gender and physical discrimination flourished.

– Do you know who they were sold to?

– Yes, but it will be difficult to meet the Knight of the Earth. She was already put in a boat and sent to the eastern continent. But you can meet the Knight of Water today.

The Earth Knight was my target.

From Tamer E’s explanation, the Earth Knight knew many of the queen’s secrets. The Water Knight was just a bonus.

But what if she was already sent to the eastern continent?

You should at least meet with the bonus.

– So where is she?

– In the theatre.

– Theater?

***

The most popular dating place on earth is the cinema.

There is something similar in the fantasy world.

Vagrant troupe, circus.

But there were not so many of them as there were cinemas on Earth.

Because in the fantasy world, public transport is not developed. And people won’t go anywhere if they just hear it’s interesting.

Monsters and robbers roam between cities and villages, so few people will have the desire to go somewhere far to watch the performance.

That is why there was a “traveling theater”.

They traveled to populous cities.

I walked towards the huge tent located in front of the gates to the city.

A male voice was heard from within:

– I am the king of the elves Elfheim! And on this land I will build the kingdom of the elves!

– Hh …

– Repeat faster. Or do you want to starve today? I am the king of the elves Elfheim! And on this land I will build the kingdom of the elves!

“I am the king of the elves … I cannot!” Better beat me!

Is there a rehearsal?

I slipped inside unnoticed.

As it turned out, two men were rehearsing there.

– Listen. Devotion to the country is, of course, good, but people live here. No one will say anything if you play the king of the elves of Elfheim. Moreover, he is no longer the king now?

The elf wore clothing woven from leaves, like primitive people.

“That’s not the problem.

– What then?

At the man’s question, the elf silently looked down at his outfit.

I have been to the kingdom of the elves several times already, so I know that even in the villages the elves did not wear such primitive outfits.

But this is how the people imagined the elves.

At that moment, the elf shouted loudly:

– Why should I play a man! I am not a man, but a woman! You make me stand on the stage in what my mother gave birth and say this shameful speech! Why all this! ..

… so this is a woman.

It’s too flat, so I was wrong.

The man, rubbing his cheek, smiled and began to make excuses:

– That’s right … but elf men are too expensive for our budget. And I, who up to this point played the king of the elves, became too old, so I can no longer play this role. And so we found you. You are flat, and besides, the price for you was not high, well, you can be made up like a man without any problems …

– Whoa! – the elf shouted and pounced on the man.

– Us, calm down!

– Better beat me! People are terrible! Do you like to trample the remaining crumbs of the dignity of others so much ?! Whimper!

… a complete mess.

▶ Pity: I am so sorry for this elven lady.

Miss Trainee. She acted too unwisely.

I burst inside.

My arrival was quite sudden, because there was no time to hesitate. The man had already grabbed the elf who was yelling at him by the wrist. It could turn into a scuffle.

Therefore, the S-rank Hero decided to help a little.

I struck the elf’s neck with all my might to calm her down.

Out of habit, I almost hit the place between the 6th and 7th cervical vertebra, but I will not repeat the same mistake as with Tamer E.

–

Kh … The raging elf fainted.

The man brought his finger to the tip of her nose and checked to see if she was breathing, then with a sigh he sat down on the wooden boxes next to her.

“Thanks for helping me, sir.

– We need to help each other.

It is the duty of the just Hero to save the inhabitant who was attacked by the wild elf.

“But please forgive me. No performance today … If you have time, come tomorrow afternoon. In gratitude for your help, I will give you the best seat for free.

Did he not just thank you, but also prepared a reward?

And this guy is pretty smart.

I like him.

So I decided to help them financially.

– I just heard that you took this elf because the elves of men are too expensive. Is that so?

– And there is.

– Then I will buy this elf from you for the same price as elves men.

– ABOUT?

The man could not hide his surprise.

Because a male elf is 3 times more expensive than an elf.

What is the reason for this? It’s simple.

Lonely female feudal lords who, for personal or political reasons, did not marry, seek elf men to solve problems with their heirs and to satisfy their desires.

And the role is played …

Value for money.

Even if a miracle happens, in 2 years an elf can give birth to only one child of mixed blood, but for male elves there are no such restrictions. They can help as many representatives of the human race as they have the strength for.

For these reasons, men are more valuable than women.

– Well?

– Deal!

A crying voice of a waking elf was heard from the side:

– Do not treat me like I am a man. Evil Humans … An

S-Rank Hero has acquired the Elf Knight.