Black Tech Internet Cafe System Chapter 864 – When the Great Sage Comes, All Immortals Dim!

Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations

“I thought it was an immortal or a god.” Uncontrolled laughter sounded in the sky. “But it’s only a monkey!”

“Where did this demon monkey come from?! How dare you run havoc in front of immortals and your Granddaddy Yao?!” A cuss sounded in the sky. It came from a black-faced immortal general with intense murderous energy around him. With a bear-like head and tiger-like eyes, he had a brawny body and a huge hammer shaped like a golden melon in his hand.

“I’m Yao Tong, the Earth Spiritual General of the Yao Family! Today, I’ll show you, a hairy monkey, the power of my Heaven-Shaking Hammer!”

In the eight ancient immortal families from the prehistoric times, there were altogether 72 earth spiritual generals, each of which had extremely high cultivation strength and great military merits, not to mention…

“Is that Yao Tong, one of the top-ten earth spiritual generals?!” Exclamations rose from the formations of the families. “He’s among the most powerful ones within the ranks of the 72 earth spiritual generals!”

The immortals from different families talked among themselves animatedly. “The 72 earth spiritual generals obtained their rankings according to the military merits that they accumulated…”

“This Yao Tong is indeed powerful. It was said that he once tore several demon dragon to pieces with his bare hands on the Previous-Life Battleground. Let’s see how he captures this demon monkey!” Seeing the golden melon-shaped huge hammer shooting toward the demon monkey, the immortal soldiers from all families looked pleased.

But in the next moment…

“Look at the Great Sage, Heaven’s Equal!” Tsunami-like exclamations erupted from the ground. Looking up, the mortals saw the Great Sage remain motionless and even use his head to block the huge hammer!

Crack!

It seemed like the entire world shook three times!

The immortals from the different families who had been talking animatedly were horrified! They saw that the golden melon-shaped huge hammer cracked in the middle and broke into two pieces.

With his spiritual treasure destroyed, Earth Spiritual General Yao Tong shivered violently, and his face instantly turned pale!

“This…”

“This…?!”

“The Golden Melon Huge Hammer was forged with a special gold from outer space!” One spiritual general roared, “It’s impossible! How can it be…!!”

“Quiet!” Wondrous Spell High Holiness snorted and gave that spiritual general a hard look. In this expedition, he was the leader of the alliance forces of all the immortal families and had a much higher rank than these minor generals. “Don’t disgrace us by yelling in front of the enemy!”

“The demon monkey has nothing but a hard body!” Wonderous Spell Almighty said, “He will dissolve when we temper it with water and fire!”

“You’re wise, High Holiness!”

“Spiritual General Yun!” Wondrous Spell High Holiness turned his head and said to the green-faced immortal general who was dressed in a green robe and stepping on a pair of black dragons, “The demon monkey has some abilities. It seems like we must summon the Spirit-Melting Godly Flame of the Yun Family!”

“Spirit-Melting Godly Flame?!” The immortals behind them became animated again.

“It’s said that this flame was made by the ancestor of the Yun Family by collecting the rare items in the depths of outer space and the essence from Heaven and Earth. It’s a miraculous creation and can melt anything.”

“Even the immortal masters don’t dare to touch it. It’s said that even one thread of this flame can burn a large group of heavenly immortals to death…”

“Let’s see how the demon monkey dies this time!”

“What’s this demon monkey doing?!” These immortals were more confident when they saw the look on the monkey, as if he was saying, “Do whatever you can; I’ll admit defeat if you can damage one hair on me.”

“This monkey… will surely die!”

While they talked, the immortal general with the surname of ‘Yun’ took out an immortal token made of ancient jade, and he chanted while holding a Daoist gesture.

A little while later, the sky dimmed as if the whole world was plunged into a vast catastrophe. In the dark sky, a streak of golden light appeared!

Then, a strange blue flame lit up in the space, flashing with waves of cold blue light.

It seemed to have no heat inside.

But everyone could feel that a frightening high heat was hidden in the gloomy blue flame. The immortals didn’t even dare to take one step closer to it, afraid that the wind would blow the light-looking flame toward them.

At this moment, the monkey didn’t dodge. Instead, he remained where he was without moving a muscle.

In the next moment, a surging fire instantly devoured the monkey!

“Hahahaha! This demon monkey is destroyed!” In the sky, the immortals scorned while they looked at the mortals standing in front of the Origins Internet Club. “We’ll see what else you can do!”

“F*ck off! Banana boat!” Instantly, a disciple of the Heavenly Faction cussed.

[TL Note: This curse came from a famous League streamer in China named PDD.]

“Open your eyes and have a good look!”

“Good cussing! Where did you learn it, Senior Brother?!” Seeing some spiritual generals shrinking their necks involuntarily upon hearing the cusses, one disciple asked curiously.

“I picked it up from watching a League of Legends livestream!” Zhuge Qinlong, the Elder Senior Disciple of the Heavenly Faction, smirked smugly.

At this moment, the immortal generals looked carefully with wide eyes. Sure enough, they saw the monkey rolling and frolicking in the strange blue flame as if he was taking a bath with great enjoyment.

“Too cool! Not hot enough! Make it hotter!”

“What?!” All the immortal soldiers were stupefied. Even burning in the Spirit-Melting Godly Flame, he doesn’t look uncomfortable at all. Instead, he is asking for more heat?!

These immortal soldiers and generals had never seen such a scene before. Even Spiritual General Yun, who cast the spell, looked dumbfounded and yelled, “This is… not real. The monkey must be using a spell to trick our eyes!”

The moment he said that, he saw the monkey shooting into the crowd of immortal soldiers. Instantly, the immortal soldiers screamed pathetically, ran around, and caused chaos in the formations.

More astonishing was that Yao Tong, the Earth Spiritual General, was caught off guard, a tiny flame jumped onto his body. Instantly, the flame turned into a blazing fire and melted his armor and tempered his body, causing a series of pathetic howls.

If the flame continued to burn, this powerful spiritual general who ranked in the top among the spiritual generals would be turned into ashes!

“Quickly summon back the spiritual flame!” Wondrous Spell High Holiness stared at Spiritual General Yun who stood in a daze and reprimanded him loudly.

“Oh…” Spiritual General Yao snapped back to his senses. Then, after biting open the tip of his tongue, he spat essence blood onto the ancient jade token. “Godly Fire, please return!”

After spitting essence blood three times and issuing orders repeatedly, he finally withdrew the godly fire. By now, he was disheveled and covered in sweat, losing all the magnificence of an ancient immortal family.

At this moment, a flag silently rose from the crowd in front of the shop. On the red flag were written five big black characters, [The Great Sage, Heaven’s Equal!]

The flag flapped in the wind, adding more magnificence to the Monkey King who stood proudly in the sky dressed in a golden set of armor and a golden helmet, looking down at everything in the world. At this moment, the immortals who had filled the entire sky changed color.

…

Even Wondrous Spell High Holiness looked grim right now.

“High Holiness…” There were many immortal generals in the ancient families, and the most powerful four were called the Four Directional Spiritual Generals who were very famous among the immortal families. At this moment, their faces looked chilly. “How about…”

Wondrous Spell High Holiness’s old face had never looked so cold before, and a gloomy glint flashed across his eyes. “You and I deal with the demon monkey together, and we will see how powerful he is! The others take the opportunity to capture the mortals. With these hostages, we can force him to surrender!”