Black Tech Internet Cafe System Chapter 606
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Black Tech Internet Cafe System Chapter 606 – You Bunch of Noobs; Don’t Ever Come Again
Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations
Black winds surged up like turbulent waves.
The Morning Star of Flames, Austin, turned his head and saw the big black robe that was fluttering in the crazy wind.
With a huge sickle in his hand, this figure looked like the God of Death from Hell.
Before Land of Thorns Wilson hovered a figure who seemed to be condensed from the falling raindrops.
Different from the black-robed figure before Austin, this figure looked slimmer, and her sickle emitted a dark golden light.
“What did you say?” Wilson looked as if he had heard a hilarious joke.
His strength was even greater than Austin’s; he was the strongest of the whole invasion army.
But now, he heard a barbaric native claim that they would keep him here?!
Even in his own continent fraught with masters, no one dared to say these words to him, let alone a place like this!
“That is…” At this moment, many Spiritual State cultivators and warriors froze in puzzlement.
“It seems to be Rosen Rain.”
“The person who won the championship in the F1 World Championship for Dungeon Fight Online!”
“F*ck! The champion of the E-sports competition shows her hand!”
“Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!” Wilson stared at the figure hidden in the black cloak. The presence emitting from the person almost reached level 9.
Meanwhile, Austin had also noticed that the big figure before him only had half a foot into the level 9 realm. Therefore, they were not slightly worried. “I don’t remember anyone lower than level 9 daring to speak so arrogantly to me!”
The moment he said it, Austin saw two beams of weird red light shooting out from the darkness below the hood of the cloak.
The figure reached out his hand, and the huge palm gradually turned dark-grey while his body expanded so much that his bulging muscles were about to burst out from his wide robe.
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He pulled up his hood, showing Austin a horrifying scene. Under the hood wasn’t a human face; it was a scary demon’s face with two huge demonic horns on the forehead and two crimson-lantern-like eyes that could give people nightmares!
Snap!
His robe was burst open by the bulging muscles several times larger than that of humans, revealing steel-like dark-grey skin. His fingers slowly turned into sharp claws, and he let out a roar. This roar sounded like it was going to tear apart everything in the world.
Meanwhile, the tall and thin figure before Wilson also emitted a suffocating demonic presence.
The curvy figure and the long slim tail made this person look like a non-human.
They looked at the scene in horror. They had only borrowed godly power, but these two were real demons!
“My goodness!”
“The avenger has awakened?!”
“The mistress has awakened?!”
The cultivators and warriors of the Spiritual State and Deserted Sea Realm were stupefied by this scene, let alone the people in St. Heinz’s grand palace.
“What did you just say?” The deep, heavy voice seemed to shake the world when this person just spoke.
“No! Impossible! How can you barbaric natives…” On the battlefield at the Ultimate West Realm, before Wilson could finish his words, he saw a blood-red light flashing before him. Without seeing a movement from his opponent, he suddenly felt some pain in his lower body.
He looked down and saw an ugly wound after a blade cut through his fancy armor. Even the tremendous godly power and the power of laws that he comprehended himself couldn’t protect him!
The laws of nature that lit up around him instantly dimmed at the next moment.
Soon, someone posted a photo of this scene in the group chat.
“F*ck! First awakening plus Scud the Wrathful Demon?!”
“It’s a epic battle sickle! She really got it?!”
“No wonder she is the champion of the E-sports competition…”
“She shattered a sickle when she tried to reinforce it to level 14 in the livestream. Where did she get this one?”
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The champion’s face twitched.
She almost went broke to make this weapon…
…
St. Heinz suddenly stood up from his chair.
“An existence of the saint level… Even if this person isn’t at the saint level, the saint level isn’t too far away from their reach! Also, she even has a powerful godly artifact?! These barbaric natives…” His squinted eyes had never looked so chilly before.
Others in the palace also looked gloomy.
“It’s a pity that she hasn’t reached the saint level.” With her wavy black hair reaching her waist, Princess Isabella’s exquisite and elegant face looked disappointed while she gazed at the projected screen. “Otherwise, she might have the ability to fight with me.”
In the Morning Star Sea Realm Battlefield, Alex and Rain, who were weaker than the Land of Thorns and the Morning Star of Flames, had been surrounded by fighters led by Ning Bi who was a female slayer with a demonic bloodline.
Meanwhile, the Morning Star of Flames, Austin, was at the disadvantage under the horrifying demon’s attacks.
Damn it! Damn it! Austin roared silently while the sharp claws left bloody wounds all over his body with moves too fast for him to detect.
At this moment, St. Heinz couldn’t bear it anymore.
In the battle, Austin suddenly saw a dazzling golden light appearing in the sky.
A white-robed old man with white hair and a long beard appeared in the holy light as if a true immortal had descended.
The projected image of Mr. St. Dulan? Austin was shocked.
St. Dulan was one of St. Heinz’s most important assistants!
Emitting holy presence, the old man suggested, “Shall we stop the war now? Let them go, and we’ll repay you to your satisfaction.”
Everyone looked at this figure in the light. Even the demon, who was clutching Austin’s neck with an arm that looked like a giant clamp, stopped moving.
Then…
Crack!
They heard the sound of a neck being broken.
The old man’s face instantly darkened. Seeing the scene, St. Heinz’s face dropped as well.
“Are you going to break everything and fight it out?!”
“Sir, you’re shameless,” Nalan Hongwu said with a chuckle, “Do you think that you can come and go at will?”
“The Thorn Flower and Flame Bird are only two subordinate families,” St. Dulan said in a cold voice, “Don’t think that you are powerful just because you won this small war. The realm of the true masters is beyond your imagination!”
Nalan Hongwu, Lan Mo, Su Tianji, and the others looked at each other and laughed.
“What are you laughing about?” The old man said chillily.
“They are laughing at your ignorance.” The demon had returned to his former self where he was covered in his black robe.
Su Tianji said, “I do nothing but watch TV Series and grow vegetables every day. If you can’t even defeat me, how can you brag about knowing masters?”
“Do you… have more powerful figures among you?” The old man looked at them in surprise.
“More powerful figures?!” Everyone in St. Heinz’s grand palace was dumbfounded.
Su Tianji took out her communication jade and said, “Sir, say something to them?”
Mr. Fang had almost fallen asleep right now. He replied as he suddenly opened his eyes, “What?”
“I think I’m not needed here.” Mr. Fang opened the chatbox and sent a voice message, “Damn it! You bunch of noobs; don’t ever come again.”
“Done.” Su Tianji clicked on her iPhone communication jade and chose the option to play the voice message on speaker. “This is his warning to you.”
Soon, Mr. Fang’s voice message sounded from the communication jade. “Damn it! You bunch of noobs; don’t ever come again.”
Everyone in St. Heinz’s grand palace fell silent. “…!!??”
St. Heinz’s face instantly darkened.
World Mage Hematon’s face darkened. “…”
Sword Saint Claus, “…”
Princess Isabella, “…”
They all looked livid.
Damn it!
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