The Silly Alchemist Chapter 617
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Chapter 617
Who Played Who (1)
“Hey, waiter, pass me the menu!” said Ye Lang as he looked at the food spread on the table . He planned to have a round first then order more .
The girls didn’t mind, Debbie told them what happened .
After receiving the menu, Ye Lang started ordering . He had the habit of ordering the most expensive dish on the menu . That being said, he would skip those that sounded disgusting too . . .
The girls didn’t mind either, they could afford it .
What they did mind was the fact that Ye Lang didn’t look at them after greeting them . He dove headfirst into the food without giving them any more attention .
What caught the ladies even more off guard was the fact that even though Ye Lang was eating at a fast pace, he did not lose his eating etiquette .
They almost thought that the man sitting in front of them was a nobleman . Not a real one of course, but like a nobleman among the commoners .
“Hey, what is your name?” asked a girl .
“Ye Lang!” replied Ye Lang then he continued having his meal .
“Ye Lang? What a common name . Where are you from and why are you here? Also, are you a warrior?”
“Swordsman! From the other side of the world!” Ye Lang didn’t plan to answer anything directly . He had prepared a list of answers on his way here .
If anyone asked more, he would say he wandered around without a real home and that he’s a mercenary with a moral code .
“Swordsman? Just say you’re a man with a sword . With a sword as thin as yours, you can’t even kill a chicken,” said Debbie .
Ye Lang was irritated at the comment . He got up and fiercely slammed his sword on the table while glaring at Debbie .
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She felt a chill down her spine .
The other girls looked at Ye Lang nervously . They were afraid that he would fight Debbie . What they didn’t expect was—
“Catch a chicken and I’ll show you!”
“ . . . ”
The girls were stunned, their brains weren’t able to process what happened .
“HAHA…” all the other girls except for Debbie laughed .
How did he say that so seriously?!
Everyone knew that Debbie used a chicken figuratively, not literally .
“Are you stupid?” Debbie’s face darkened .
“No! Are you?” said Ye Lang as he shook his head .
“ . . . ” The girls were dumbfounded again . They tried to hold back their laughter .
“Do you want to die!!” Debbie was enraged, her hands cluthced the corner of the table .
“Debbie! No!” said the prettiest one . She grabbed Debbie’s hand, signalling her to release the table .
“Hmmph!”
“I’m done!” Ye Lang patted his stomach in satisfaction . He ate half of the food on the table, he wasn’t Fatty, there was no way he could have finished it . Though, it was much more than what a normal person could have .
“That quick?” It was probably the third time they were shocked by him in this short period .
“Ok, I’ve got to pay now!” said Ye Lang as he reached into his pocket to dig out some pitiful coins .
“We’ll pay, you just need to play with us for a while…” The girls didn’t want to let Ye Lang go so quickly .
“No! I said I’ll pay…” Ye Lang shook his head . To their surprise, he confidently placed five bronze coins on the table .
“ . . . , what does this mean? Five bronze coins?” said Debbie .
“The money for the meal! I paid three bronze coins yesterday,” said Ye Lang as he nodded .
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“ . . . do you think this is some commoner’s rice shop? This is a luxury hotel, this doesn’t cover anything,” said the girls .
“I know!” said Ye Lang .
“Then why take out the five bronze coins,” said the girls coldly .
“I know five copper coins is enough for a meal . Eating here and there is the same! What’s the difference?” asked Ye Lang .
“ . . . ” The ladies were left speechless again .
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“It’s not like that! Didn’t you say you want to pay? Then pay us for what you had just now!”
“Yes! I said I’ll pay but I meant that I’ll pay the amount I budgeted for dinner! And I budgeted five bronze coins!” said Ye Lang .
“ . . . ”
Was he serious? He did only say that he’ll pay but he didn’t say how much .
Ugh, whatever, it’s just a meal! I’m not going to fight him!
“Also, are you girls having the rest of this?” said Ye Lang as he pointed to the dishes on the table .
“No!” said the girls in unison . They would never share food with a random commoner like him .
“Waiter, take away please!”
“ . . . ”
How shameless!! The girls stared at Ye Lang in disgust . They were truly speechless now . Should they fight with this poor commoner over something they just said they didn’t want?
“I don’t need to spend money on food tomorrow!” murmured Ye Lang happily . He completely dismissed the judgmental gazes on him .
Upon looking at the faces of the young ladies, the waiter quickly packed the food to leave the room .
It was only then he knew how quick he could be in bagging food!!
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