The Silly Alchemist Chapter 369
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Chapter 369
Mixed Category (2)
Ye Lang’s appearance was out of anyone’s expectations . Well, who else would Ye Lanyu and the seventh princess pick? It was still logical .
If you asked Ye Lang if he was surprised, his current answer was no- because he didn’t realise he was on the same team as Ye Lanyu, he didn’t know he was a participant!
“Oh, the mixed category? I’ve made a mistake, apologies, I’m going back to the stands! You all have fun!” Ye Lang turned around, about to leave .
Since it wasn’t the alchemy category, then he must’ve made a mistake . Ye Lang wondered when the alchemy event was starting .
“Come back here!” Ye Lanyu grabbed him before he left .
“What?” he asked, confused .
“Heh . You’re also one of our team members!” she said very directly . She thought it was still best to be straightforward when dealing with a person like Ye Lang .
Ye Lang fell silent for a moment . He looked at the grinning Ye Lanyu, then his scary opponents in front, then to Zhen Xiaoyan and made a decision .
“Alright . You and Little Seven have fun, I’ll be cheering for you!”
Ye Lang’s reaction was expected . He wasn’t surprised at all, rather calmly chose to stand with Zhen Xiaoyan to cheer the girls on .
The ones who saw this thought Ye Lang was being irresponsible . How could he sit and watch?
Many people were waiting for Ye Lanyu to rage at him . If they were in her position, they’d definitely yell!
However, they were all wrong once again .
She didn’t rage at all, instead saying gently, “Alright . Stay far away and don’t hurt yourself . ”
Was this reverse psychology? Nope, it wasn’t!
Ye Lanyu dragged him here not because she wanted him to fight too . She could never push him into a fight . If anyone attempted to challenge him, she would be the first to stop them!
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She signed him up so Ye Lang would accompany her and he wouldn’t have an excuse to say he had no time .
Ye Lang once told them that the alchemy team wouldn’t be with the magician’s team . That was why Lanyu and the princess decided on this as an excuse to spend time with him .
In reality, they only had to ask Ye Lang to come watch them compete, and Ye Lang would’ve agreed . He’d always liked his sister and his fiancee .
This was good too, at least it could even count as them teaming up . It was better than having him watch from far away . Everyone had time and it was a great opportunity to have some fun .
Yeah, this competition was only something they signed up for fun! Although it sounded as if they didn’t respect their opponents, it was true .
Four? Isn’t that five?
Hey, why were there five people for a team with four members? That’s cheating!
While the audience was surprised with his appearance, they were next stunned by the fifth person— Little Xin .
However, Little Xin didn’t look deadly at all . She seemed to be only present as a supporter too, like Zhen Xiaoyan, to bring up the atmosphere . It didn’t matter as much since they still totalled up to five members and that wasn’t against the rules .
“Fatty, do you have any food?” asked Ye Lang lazily . He sat down next to her, drinking some tea she boiled .
The not-at-all deadly supporter, Little Xin, stood quietly next to Ye Lang as always .
“I do, I just baked cookies!” Zhen Xiaoyan passed him a plate of cookies .
“Baked? Oh, so you were using that thing to bake cookies…” Ye Lang had seen an alchemy item next to Zhen Xiaoyan . He didn’t know what it was at first, but now he understood .
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What would people think if they knew Zhen Xiaoyan was baking cookies now? They would only be able to say…
“She’s a little TOO relaxed!”
It was already ridiculous for her to be sipping tea at this moment, but to bake cookies…
Zhen Xiaoyan nodded, “Yep! I don’t have anything to do anyway . How is it? Is it good?” she watched him with anticipating, waiting for him to give a compliment .
“Mmph! It’s delicious!” he replied, his mouth stuffed full of cookies as if wanting to show her how good it was .
In fact, as long as Zhen Xiaoyan made the food, Ye Lang would say the same thing even if it wasn’t good . He wasn’t picky and with her skills, it was impossible for her to cook anything too bad .
That was why she always got the answer she wanted . She was the happiest when he complimented her cooking!
“Slow down, no one’s stealing your food! Come, have some tea first!” Zhen Xiaoyan said with a smile, handing him a cup of tea .
After Ye Lang finished his platter of cookies, he was looking at the ‘oven’ when he had a thought, “Fatty, do you have a grill too? I want barbeque!”
“Grill? Oh, I do!” Zhen Xiaoyan pulled something out of her space pouch . It was a long, rectangular object, one surface was flat, the other had four legs .
Other people would’ve been very confused, wondering if she’d taken the wrong item . Not Ye Lang though .
It wasn’t because he trusted Zhen Xiaoyan, but rather he knew what it was .
It was an alchemy grill! When the alchemy formations on it were activated, its surface would heat up and hence it could be used to cook .
“I think it would be great for teppanyaki too!” Ye Lang said as he knocked on the clean, well-maintained grill .
“Teppanyaki?” Zhen Xiaoyan wasn’t familiar with the name .
“Yeah, you put food on a heated metal plate . It’s the same concept as cooking in a wok, but you use different condiments, and the way you cook is different…”
“Oh, what condiments? And how do I cook it?” she asked . She wanted to know everything related to cooking .
“I don’t know either… I only know how it tastes like…” Ye Lang started to describe its taste, telling her everything he knew and what it felt like to eat teppanyaki food…
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