《Keyboard Immortal》Chapter 708: Shameless to This Degree?
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Even though judging from what Yun Jianyue had said, Zhuxie Chixin was only a pseudo grandmaster and hadn’t really reached that level yet, he was definitely not someone Zu An could possibly defeat right now.
There was a limit to challenging those of higher rank. This man was just too many ranks higher than him! If it had been a woman, then he could try and use something like the Heiress’ Ball of Delights, but like hell he could do anything against a male grandmaster!
Even so, Zu An didn’t feel despair. He quickly thought of something and took out a set of female clothes from the Brilliant Glass Bead. Some of both Pei Mianman or Chu Chuyan’s clothes were stored there. After recalling the crown princess’ build, he didn’t take out Pei Mianman’s clothes, considering they wouldn’t fit too well.
The crown princess was shocked when she saw Zu An suddenly take out clothes. Why did this fellow always carry female clothes around with him? Was he a pervert?
Still, she reacted quickly. She immediately shook her head and said, “It’s useless. There are many maids who help me dress each day. There are recordings regarding what I wore today. I’ll be playing right into her hands if I wear these clothes without any good reason.”
Zu An threw the clothes impatiently into her arms. “Stop blabbering. Just put them on!”
“You!” The crown princess’ eyes turned red. Who dares to speak to me like this normally? I’ve dropped so low that even you dare to bully me?
Zu An wasn’t in the mood to care about her feelings right now. He began to panic as he watched her slowly take the clothes, and immediately stored the blankets in the Brilliant Glass Bead.
The crown princess was buck naked again. She was shocked and furious, and her eyes were starting to become misty with tears.
You have successfully trolled Bi Linglong for +555 +555 +555…
Zu An picked up the clothes and draped them over her. “Someone’s coming. Put them on already, unless you want someone to see you like this!”
The crown princess was about to go crazy from anger. However, with things as they were, she could only hold it in. She continuously reassured herself that this man had already seen everything earlier on the bed anyway. She was just letting him see her once more right now, but she absolutely couldn’t let anyone else see anything.
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She had all types of maids assist her with dressing normally, so she’d never realized that she could get dressed by herself so quickly. After just a few seconds, the clothes were already covering her.
She had been biting her lip the entire time, to the point that there was a bit of red by the corners of her mouth. Her mood at the moment was clearly poor.
While the crown prince was getting dressed, Zu An took out the corpses of the guards he had collected earlier. He stripped their armor and put on a set.
The crown princess blushed when she saw Zu An strip down the corpses and quickly averted her eyes. At the same time, she was shocked. He was going to pretend to be an imperial palace guard? But what was the point of that? He’d be easily seen through!
Zu An finished changing. Then, he took out a thin skin mask and threw it at the crown princess.
The crown princess subconsciously shrunk back and asked, “What is this?”
“A face mask. It can turn you into another person,” Zu An quickly said. He didn’t wait for her to reply and pulled her over, pressing the mask onto her face to make it fit tightly.
The crown princess no longer resisted when she heard the mask could change her appearance, and cooperated instead. Her body shook slightly when she felt the other party’s fingers massage her face. However, she didn’t say anything from start to finish.
Zu An put on his own mask after applying one to the crown princess, and his face quickly became a common and ordinary one.
These were masks he had taken from the Blackwind Stockade’s leader Chen Xuan in the past. He hoped they would help him through this crisis today.
Zu An put away everything else, but then he suddenly froze. He pulled the crown princess’ petite body close until she was sticking tightly to him. At the same time, he lowered his head to press his lips against hers.
The crown princess’ head went completely blank. He dares to take advantage of me at this time?!
You have successfully trolled Bi Linglong for +814 +814 +814…
After her initial blanking out, she instinctively began to struggle.
Zu An quickly whispered, “Stop moving and play along! Zhuxie Chixin is coming, so whether or not we can make it past this disaster will depend on your acting skills! You absolutely cannot reveal any cultivation!”
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As long as one didn’t attack or release ki fluctuations, it was hard for an ordinary person to tell what level of cultivation one had.
The crown princess’ entire body went rigid when she heard Zu An’s words. She was an extremely smart woman. Even though the other party didn’t have time to tell her the details, she already had an idea. Sure enough, she stopped resisting and instead subconsciously wrapped her arms around his waist.
It was now Zu An’s turn to be shocked. He hadn’t expected the crown princess to cooperate so well. This woman was tough inside after all!
He continued to kiss the crown princess’ red lips. He could feel the stiffness of her body, but it quickly began to soften. If it weren’t for the fact that he could sense how unfamiliar with this she was, Zu An might have even suspected that she was used to this type of thing.
He had initially planned to just play along at first, but as they kissed, he began to get more and more into it.
The crown princess’ heart was also frantically pounding. Her status was incredibly great. When had she ever done something so passionate with another man? So this is what a kiss feels like?
She had originally thought that she would loathe being violated like this, but for some reason, she didn’t feel uncomfortable at all. His movements were gentle and made her feel comfortable. It was as if streaks of electricity were running through her body. This was something she had never experienced before!
Ah!! Why is this guy so good at this?!
Does he do this to Chu Chuyan every day or something?!
I guess it makes sense though… Someone perverted like him managed to land a beauty like Chu First Miss. Why would he waste a moment of time to appreciate her…
Her thoughts were all over the place. Suddenly, however, she heard a thud, and felt light entering the surroundings. As it happened, the rock garden surrounding them had been removed.
When she raised her head, she saw Zhuxie Chixin and a group of Embroidered Envoys looking at them with unkind expressions. Her heart immediately shot up into her throat. There was only a single voice repeating itself in her head. We’re finished, we’re finished…
Zhuxie Chixin was the emperor’s trusted aide, and his cultivation was profound. Being seen by him was the same as being completely exposed!
Zu An wrapped his arms around her waist and patted her lightly, indicating for her not to become nervous. The crown princess then exhaled slowly. Right, we have masks on right now. I hope it’s enough to fool them.
Still, being seen like this was similarly a capital offense.
Zu An pretended to be shocked and horrified. He crawled backward. “Sir… Sir Zhuxie!” Everyone in the palace knew who Zhuxie Chixin was, so he didn’t have to worry about saying that.
The crown princess was shocked. This kid’s acting was just too good! He looked just like someone who had been caught in an affair. The embarrassment and horror really had been imitated to perfection.
Zhuxie Chixin’s eyes roamed across the two of them. He frowned. “The two of you are quite brazen, doing this type of thing in the palace!”
In his opinion, this was probably an Imperial Guard and a maid’s secret affair. After all, even though they were maids, all women in the palace were the emperor’s private property. It was entirely possible for the emperor to one day be in the mood when he saw a maid.
That was why the maids’ chastity was incredibly important. It was a huge offense even for eunuchs and maids to share food, let alone for an Imperial Guard to really do something to a maid. Did this guard want his entire clan eradicated?!
“Sir Zhuxie, please spare my life, please…” Zu An’s face turned completely pale, as if he had lost all strength. He fell weakly to the ground, as if all he could do was continue his senseless plea.
The crown princess immediately expressed her alarm, imitating him and falling to the ground. She was full of admiration inside. He really is sharp, doing this so he doesn’t have to kneel.
Zhuxie Chixin wasn’t in the mood to bother with this matter. He asked om a stern voice, “Have the two of you seen… the crown princess anywhere?”
“The crown princess?” Zu An quickly shook his head. “We haven’t! We heard a bunch of noise around us earlier and we were worried that we might be seen, so we hid here… Sir Zhuxie, please spare my life! It was this woman who seduced me! It has nothing to do with me!”
The crown princess’ eyes immediately widened. This guy is actually shameless to this degree?!
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