Cultivation Pet Shop Chapter 374
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There was a deathly silence that filled the air for a while. There wasn't a single person who was speaking.
All the adults had dark looks on their faces, that was with the exception of Momonga who was covering his mouth with one hand, looking like he was about to break out into laughter.
No matter how one described this scene, it could only be described with the word 'ridiculous'.
This little girl who was barely a meter tall standing on the table had suddenly shouted that she wanted to 'mate', this was something that was too hard to swallow for anyone.
Lin Fan was shocked because he had come from earth and while there were many doujins that had depicted this situation, that was all fiction. When he was seeing it in real life, his moral codes couldn't help objecting to this.
Qing Ao was shocked not because of the face that he was losing in front of everyone else with his daughter's display, but rather he was shocked by his daughter's words. He was someone who had completely spoiled his daughter rotten and someone who did that was naturally someone who loved their child. After all, this was his only daughter, so he couldn't help loving her.
When she was younger, he had already thought about this day and he decided that he would do everything he could to make her want to marry daddy when she grew up, so she would never be taken away by anyone else.
He never thought that he would have to face this kind of a day so soon…
He wanted her to be his good little girl for a bit longer, but now it seemed like that wasn't possible.
Qing Ao also couldn't help glaring at Xiao Feng after thinking this as he thought, "It's all this brat's fault for seducing my daughter!"
Finally there were the two who found this idea interesting.
Momonga was just having fun with this, but it was different with Hong Long.
At first, Hong Long had been caught off guard by this, but then he felt that this might actually be a good idea. After all, the Dragon Race was depending on the bloodline that Xiao Feng possessed to rise up and if they were to pull him in with a wife, why wouldn't they do so? Sometimes it was the honey trap that was the most effective.
But before anyone was able to say a thing, Angela immediately came over and slapped Qing Bao Lan's hand, making her release Xiao Feng. Of course, she didn't slap too hard since Qing Bao Lan was still a child.
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After Qing Bao Lan let go of Xiao Feng's hand, Angela quickly picked him up and walked over to where the other kids were standing who had come over to see what the commotion was. Once she put her down, she turned back to Qing Bao Lan and glared at her.
Qing Bao Lan immediately revealed an angry look and shouted, "Hey, you old hag, what do you think you're doing? Give me my honey back right now!"
Everyone was shocked once again hearing this and that even included Angela.
She had never been called "old hag" before since she was actually still quite young. In fact, when the age of spirits was converted to the age of humans, she was still considered a teenager who was the same age as Lin Fan.
When Angela came back to her senses, she just glared at Qing Bao Lan before giving a soft laugh that was filled with disdain.
Qing Bao Lan jumped up and down on the table before pointing at Angela as she shouted, "What is that supposed to mean, you dried up old bag?"
Angela just had the same smile of disdain as she looked at Qing Bao Lan and said, "You should know in your heart whether you can match up to our Xiao Feng or not."
Qing Bao Lan muttered to herself, "So my honey's name is Xiao Feng…" Then she continued in her aggressive voice, "You think you know what's best for him? I'm what's best for him!"
Lin Fan almost wanted to laugh at this.
It seemed that no matter which world it was, the struggle between a daughter in law and a mother in law still existed.
Qing Bao Lan jumped off the table and walked over to where Xiao Feng was, but she couldn't get to him since the other kids were surrounding him, keeping her away from him.
While they didn't know what was going on, they did know that they should keep Qing Bao Lan away from Xiao Feng since it seemed like she wanted to be kind to him. And then there was the fact that she was the one they had just been fighting.
Of course, Brainy did have a better understanding of this since compared to the other kids, it was a bit older.
So when the other kids asked Brainy why they were doing this, Brainy had told them that this little girl wanted to "eat" Xiao Feng, so that was why they should keep her away from him.
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They didn't want their brother to be "eaten", so the kids formed a human shield with their bodies, keeping Xiao Feng away.
If an adult were looking at them, they would definitely thought that these kids were cute with how they were acting.
After jumping off the table, Qing Bao Lan came over to the blockade of kids, but seeing that she couldn't get past them, she said, "Xiao Feng, do you think I'm pretty?"
Xiao Feng poked his head out when he heard this and with a tilt of his head, after a bit of thought, he gave a nod as he said, "Un."
Qing Bao Lan's face turned a bit red when she heard this, but she didn't stop as she said, "Then if we get together, you can see my pretty face all the time."
Xiao Feng tilted his head again before saying, "But pretty face not as good as delicious food. Master has delicious food, so Xiao Feng stay with master."
Qing Bao Lan gritted her teeth and said, "I have delicious food too, if you come with me, I'll give you all the delicious food you want!"
Xiao Feng's eyes lit up when he heard this and he asked, "Really? What delicious food?"
Qing Bao Lan took out a fruit from her Storage Ring and held it up, "The most delicious sweet fruits are all yours if you come with me!"
Xiao Feng took a sniff before saying, "No thanks, fruit not that delicious."
Qing Bao Lan really wanted to cry when she heard this. No matter what, she was a cute girl and she was even offering herself to him, yet he was saying no!
How could she take this!
But seeing Xiao Feng's cute face popping out, she sucked it all up and continued trying to coax him.
Finally, Qing Ao couldn't keep watching this any longer and he came out to pick Qing Bao Lan up as he said, "Sweety, where did you learn these kinds of words? You can't call someone "honey" that casually."
Qing Bao Lan pouted her cheeks at being picked up so suddenly and she kicked out at Qing Ao's face who just took it while shouting, "Let me go, let me go, I have to win over my honey."
Qing Ao's face looked very awkward as he said, "Sweety, I told you that you can't call people "honey" that casually. Where did you learn this?"
Qing Bao Lan then said, "But mommy always calls daddy honey, why can't I call my Feng Feng honey?"
Qing Ao's face looked even uglier when he said this.
It seemed that kids really learned anything that was put in front of them fast. He never expected his daughter to learn all this just by watching him…
Qing Bao Lan took advantage of this moment to escape from Qing Ao's grasp and jumped down onto the ground. She quickly made her way back to the blockade of kids and took out all kinds of food items to coax Xiao Feng over with.
It had to be known that Qing Ao spoiled Qing Bao Lan rotten, so the things that were in her Spatial Ring were all rare items in this upper realm. They were things that couldn't be bought with just money, it also depended on one's luck.
Qing Ao was about to go forward again to try and convince Qing Bao Lan, but Hong Long had come over and he put his hand on Qing Ao's shoulder as he said, "It's fine, it's fine, kids these days can decide who they want to marry."
Then in a secret message, he said, "Besides, if Xiao Bao Bao marries Xiao Feng, that means that we can bring him back with us to meet the family since he will be marrying into our Dragon Race. This will make things easier for us in the future."
Qing Ao knew that this was true, but this was his only daughter, so he still wasn't willing to lose her just like this.
Hong Long patted him on the shoulder and said in a comforting voice, "Kids will leave the nest one day. Look at my three daughters, didn't they all get married in the end?"
Qing Ao still wanted to say more, but Hong Long wouldn't listen to him any longer.
Hong Long had turned over to Lin Fan and he asked, "Xiao Fan, do you want to let them be engaged for now?"
Lin Fan looked at the kids bickering and he didn't know how to feel about this.
Finally he said, "If Xiao Feng agrees, then it's fine, but if he doesn't, there's nothing I can do about it."
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