I’m Actually a Cultivation Bigshot Chapter 500
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Li Nianfan glanced at them.
Goddess Nuwa and Yun Shu hurriedly separated. Yun Shu finally snapped out of it. She started to behave.
Li Nianfan coughed softly and said, "Have a seat, everyone. Feel free to sit."
Goddess Nuwa and Yun Shu awkwardly brushed their hair. Then, they sat down.
They were the only guests there. Daji and Fire Phoenix were the owners of the four-part architecture, too.
Yun Shu carefully sat down. She carefully breathed in the Chaos Spiritual Qi. She also carefully looked around.
Splash.
The sounds of water attracted her attention.
The clear stream flowed with a rockery at the side. There was a pavilion in the yard, too. It was elegant and beautiful.
Of course, that was not the point.
The point was…the stream was a Chaos Spiritual Water Stream!
Yun Shu felt a critical hit to her tiny heart again. The richness of the expert almost blinded her.
'No wonder Cultivator Nuwa simply gave me a small bottle of Chaos Spiritual Water. I thought she discovered some sort of secret border. I can't believe that Chaos Spiritual Water's like ordinary water here.
'But how would I know?! This is too freaking scary!'
Xiao Bai stood in front of the rockery with a plate in hand.
'This Xiao Bai isn't a living creature. It's not a living being, but it can communicate with others. So incredible. Perhaps the expert made Xiao Bai?
'What's Xiao Bai doing?'
Yun Shu was curious. Xiao Bai said, "Hurry up, please. Ten drops of jello!"
Drip! Drip!
Ten milky liquid dripped out from the rockery. It was milky white, but it was insanely clear as if it was the purest water ever. It was not solid. It was kind of like liquid, but not really.
Yun Shu could feel the enormous Chaos Spiritual Qi from afar. Chaos Spiritual Aura overwhelmed her. She almost choked.
'What is that? Chaos Lotion?'
Yun Shu could not imagine it.
She noticed that Xiao Bai was looking at her. She hurriedly looked away. She suddenly realized most of the things in the yard were beyond her understanding. They were all beyond her expertise.
Her knowledge was limited. She could tell they were Chaos Spiritual Treasure. However, she did not know what they were specifically.
Her uneasy hands landed on the chair she sat on. She jolted again. Yeap, the aura of the Chaos.
'Holy Mother of God, this chair's made from Chaos Spiritual Tree Wood…'
She hurriedly lifted her butt. She did not dare to sit on it.
'What if I dirtied the legendary treasure with my butt?
'Is this the place of a super bigshot?
'It is indeed... Unimaginable!
'Huh?
'Are those… A bunch of chickens?'
Yun Shu looked at the row of Firefinches. She could see that two Firefinches were trying their best to lay eggs. Fresh eggs were coming out.
Goddess Nuwa said, "Stop looking. The expert's backyard's more remarkable. He has a Peacock in there to lay eggs for him, too. Jealous, right?"
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Yun Shu pursed her lip and said, "Jealous…"
She finally knew the advantages of being able to lay eggs. She would smile in her sleep if she could live in a place like that.
A skill was required to be around the expert.
Xiao Bai gracefully walked over with a tray in hand. "Everyone, here's the yogurt."
Goddess Nuwa and Yun Shu immediately thanked it, "Thanks, Xiao Bai."
Li Nianfan smiled and said, "Try it. It's a brand new delicacy."
He grabbed a glass, too. The glass was wide on the top. They did not use straws but rather, a delicate little spoon. The yogurt was half solid.
"Yeah."
Yun Shu nodded. She noticed that everyone picked up the spoon, so she slowly picked up the spoon, too. She carefully scooped the yogurt with her spoon.
She had never seen anything like that. The yogurt was white as snow and it did not smell like anything either. It felt cool in her hand.
She opened her mouth and ate it.
The snow-white yogurt melted in her mouth. Her mouth was instantly filled with a sour-sweet flavor. Yun Shu could not help licking her lips. She looked mesmerized by the unexpected flavor.
She scooped another spoonful of yogurt and ate it.
She immediately shut her eyes and enjoyed it.
"Wow."
'Such a smooth texture!
'Such a unique sour flavor!'
It was not extremely sour like a lemon. It was also not stingily sour like vinegar. The sourness of the yogurt was indescribable. The yogurt was perfectly sour. It had its own uniqueness.
In other words, it was delicious!
Her teeth were itching for something to chew. However, she realized she did not need to chew anything.
Suddenly, she realized there was something else in her mouth. Apart from the yogurt, there was something slimy and bouncy. It was hidden in the yogurt.
It was an unexpected surprise.
She gently bit on it.
Instantly… The jello burst like a water balloon. Liquid exploded in her mouth with extreme coldness. It sent a shiver down her spine. Yogurt accidentally dripped from her mouth because she was not prepared.
The wonderful milky flavor.
Yun Shu hurriedly slurped it back up.
The taste was different from the yogurt. However, they worked well together. The combination of the flavors was extremely delicious. Yun Shu felt wonderful.
'The Chaos Spiritual Milk that dripped out from the rockery!'
She had to scoop another spoonful of yogurt. She put it in her mouth. She excitedly stirred the yogurt with her tongue to search for something.
Her tongue felt the bouncy jello. Her eyes instantly lit up. She felt like she hit the jackpot.
As a Saint, she had lived for countless years. She no longer had the interest of a young girl. However, she felt young again at that moment.
A scoop after another.
She was mesmerized and almost forgot herself.
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At the same time, she was licking her lips. A trail of yogurt was left on the corner of her mouth.
Goddess Nuwa, Daji, and Fire Phoenix were also like that.
They did not care about being graceful. They enjoyed the yogurt to their heart's content. In the end, only leftover yogurt was stuck inside the glass. They put the glass over their mouths and licked the insides clean.
They finally finished the yogurt. Dried yogurt flecks covered their noses and pretty faces.
They looked like messy kittens.
Li Nianfan noticed that they enjoyed it. He laughed and asked, "How's the yogurt?"
Goddess Nuwa replied without hesitation, "Delicious. It's so wonderful. We love it!"
Li Nianfan laughed. He naturally would not let go of an opportunity to bootlick. He played along and said, "Haha. As long as you like it. Feel free to come to my place if you want to eat yogurt again. My treat."
"Hold on. Xiao Bai. Come with me, let's prepare the fish."
"Let me help you."
Daji followed him. She tied her long hair and rolled up her sleeves. She also put on an apron with a Pikachu on it. Her voice was gentle yet serious. She smiled and said, "I'll work hard to learn how to cook."
She looked like the perfect wife.
Li Nianfan had to say, "No. Your hands are so smooth and delicate. I don't want you to hurt your hand. Just stand there and look pretty."
"Did you forget that I know how to cast spells? It can't hurt me. Hehe."
Fire Phoenix said coldly, "Don't try to steal my job when it comes to starting a fire!"
"Alright. I admire how motivated you two are," said Li Nianfan. Then, he asked, "But before that, shouldn't you two clean the yogurt off your faces first?"
Daji and Fire Phoenix were slightly startled. Then, they wiped their faces with their fingers.
Daji licked her finger with her pink tongue and sucked on it.
Gulp!
Li Nianfan gulped.
'Um… Can I help you lick off the yogurt on your face? I don't want to see the yogurt go to waste.'
Meanwhile, Yun Shu was trying hard to control her beating heart. She felt the rushing powers inside her body. Her powers were evolving!
It was incredible that a Saint like her could improve her powers. More like incredibly scary!
Staying at the four-part architecture was more effective than cultivating hard for 10,000 years.
'Is this what the bigshot eats? This is so unreal!'
She felt like she could never reach that level.
'I'm too honored. I'm too lucky!'
She was in a daze.
Goddess Nuwa laughed at her. She pushed her and said, "What? Do you feel like this is unreal like you're dreaming?"
Yun Shu sighed in relief. She exclaimed, "Yeah. I feel dizzy like I've been struck by luck."
"Same." Goddess Nuwa reminisced, "I was ready to come back to a ruined world when I finally returned. However, I didn't expect the Eldritch World to be so lucky. There's an expert in the realm!
"You don't know how shocked I was when I reappeared in the four-part architecture. I thought I transmigrated.
"It still feels unreal. Life's full of surprises."
"Cultivator Nuwa, I feel like you are bragging!" Yun Shu clenched her jaw. Then, she sobbed a little and said, "But I'm truly envious. So, so envious! Boohoo…"
Meanwhile.
In the vast Chaos.
A big black dog walked while carrying a bald cultivator. He walked gracefully.
Why was it not the 'bronze bald cultivator'? Because the bronze paint faded.
The bald cultivator threatened Blackie on the way. Blackie did not mind slapping his bronze paint off. Permanently.
The bald cultivator now had a crooked mouth. He said, "Lord Dog, we're here. Right there."
He complied on the surface, but deep down, he was cursing.
'You damn dog! You dare cause havoc on my turf?! Haha, you're dead!
'I'll have Dog meat today!'
"Finally."
Blackie walked over. He instantly appeared in the Yunhuang World.
He looked around and pondered. "Since I'm here to fight, I have to find a way to get everyone to notice me."
At the Yunhuang World.
They were not at peace. New topics kept occurring.
First, the Master Longevity of the Zhengyi Sect was killed by an odd force from the Chaos. Then, another cultivator from the Chaos sneaked into the Yunhuang World. She captured two fish and ran.
The cultivators who chased after her were missing. None of them had returned to the Yunhuang World.
It was the season of disasters!
The cultivators of the Yunhuang World had all sorts of theories.
Suddenly, a hurricane appeared. A powerful aura appeared in the realm. It overwhelmed everyone. They could not breathe. Dark clouds rolled in and covered the sun. The entire Yunhuang World was dim.
Everyone felt the changes of the realm. Their hearts were beating like crazy. They looked up to the sky with hanging jaws. Their eyes were filled with shock and horror.
They saw… Dark clouds moving like crazy.
In the end, the dark clouds formed into a huge dog head.
The dog's head opened his mouth. His voice was groundbreaking. It echoed in the air, "Hello, hello, can you hear me?"
Then, the dog head went silent. Blackie looked to the side.
"Oh yeah. What is this world called again?
"Cough. All living creatures of the Yunhuang World, listen up!
"Get your most powerful cultivator and meet me! Or else… Don't blame me for destroying your world!"
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