I’m Actually a Cultivation Bigshot Chapter 324
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Chapter 324: Newfound Entertainment, It’s Nice
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Li Nianfan was riled up and excited.
That was the flesh cultivation mastery of the Underworld. It would not lousy no matter what.
The so-called nine levels of mastery were finished in one go. ‘Am I going to immortalize during the daytime?’
He opened his eyes.
He was astounded on sight.
Infinite golden light surrounded him. The golden light was lively and peaceful. They protected him.
‘This…’
‘It is confirmed. My golden touch did the trick!’
His heart jolted. He could control himself.
However, the golden light was too blinding. He would be too flashy to be surrounded by such an odd accessory. He was not used to it.
The endless golden light disappeared as soon as he thought about that.
‘Very thoughtful!’
Li Nianfan laughed and looked at everyone in the lobby.
Blackie acted as if nothing happened. It poked out its tongue and laid on the floor looking innocent.
‘This silly dog. It probably didn’t sense anything since it’s a dog.’
Li Nianfan looked at Black Impermanence and was instantly frightened.
He realized his eyes were popped out of his sockets. It rolled on the floor. His eyes were hollow circles like he just saw a ghost.
Li Nianfan laughed.
‘Ha, you must be shocked by my golden touch.’
He did not want to brag or anything. He just wanted to confirm it so he said, “Sire, I seem to have achieved the flesh cultivation.”
Black Impermanence snapped out of it.
He hurriedly picked up his eyes on the floor and pushed them back into his sockets. He mumbled, “Yeah… Yeah. Mr. Li is truly… talented. You are beyond imaginable. So impressive.”
“But, I don’t think I feel any different. What level is this mastery?” Li Nianfan frowned. He looked outside and saw a rock. He air-punched it.
Splash!
The golden light attacked the big rock like an ocean, it wrapped up the big rock and then slapped on it.
The effects were very cool, it seemed powerful.
However… that rock did not budge at all.
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Li Nianfan was highly disappointed.
At that moment, he had a very deep understanding of the phrase, poisoned chalice.
‘Perhaps the light is used to blind the enemies?’
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He asked, “Sire, what’s going on?”
“Mr. Li, the level of this mastery is… very, very high.”
Black Impermanence tried very hard to form his sentence. Then, he said, “It’s just that your cultivation method is slightly unique, Mr. Li.”
Li Nianfan raised his eyebrows, he asked uncomfortably, “Something went wrong?”
Black Impermanence hurriedly shook his head, “No problems. It’s just that you cultivated the Deluxe Merit Flesh. Deluxe Merit has no attacks.”
‘Deluxe Merit?’
Li Nianfan fell into deep thought. He was naturally familiar with the phrase.
Even Saints would fight for Deluxe Merit. The Nuwa mended the sky, concocted a man out of clay, and created a religion to gain Deluxe Merit. It was to become a Saint.
Since he transmigrated to the legendary fantasy realm, he would not be wrong about it.
‘Deluxe Merit became my golden touch?’
‘No wonder the Black Impermanence was so shocked.’
‘Deluxe Merit Flesh…’
Li Nianfan looked at his arm and pinched it.
‘Yeah, still soft. I don’t feel anything. Maybe I can’t tell?’
He looked at Black Impermanence and said, “Sire, how about… you try pinching me?”
“Gasp—”
Black Impermanence went pale with his dark face. He gasped, rolled, and crawled away. His high hat dropped on the ground.
He looked troubled. He quivered and said, “Mr… Mr. Li, stop joking around. How would I dare to touch your body? If I mess up one of your body hair, that would be merits on me. It will be enough to make my life a living hell.”
“I see.”
Li Nianfan laughed. He was overjoyed. In the end, he did not hold it in, he burst out laughing.
‘Invincible. I am invincible!’
Although he could not hurt others, others could not hurt him either. He was a Deluxe Merit Saint. That was a very cool title, he could talk to the Immortals as equals. Immortals would not dare to offend him.
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Therefore, he could travel around the world fearlessly.
Li Nianfan double-confirmed, “Sire, is my Deluxe Merit enough to prevent anyone from harming me?”
‘What do you mean enough? It is more than plenty.’
Black Impermanence forced a difficult smile. He said, “Unless they are crazy, no one would dare touch you, Mr. Li.”
Li Nianfan highlighted an important word in his sentence.
‘Crazy.’
‘Of course. I might have a Deluxe Merit Flesh. However, I have nothing else. It seemed unstable.’
If he ran into an idiot, said idiot could easily die with him.
‘Don’t be too arrogant. Be friendly, make more friends.”
Li Nianfan reminded himself.
He suddenly recalled something very important. He mumbled, “Can I fly?”
He gave it a thought.
Endless Deluxe Merit Golden Light started to form into a cloud underneath his feet. It slowly lifted him.
The cloud was different from the other clouds. It was golden and blinding as if it was a small sun. It was definitely cool and unique.
Li Nianfan stumbled at first. He soon learned how to balance his body. He smiled widely.
He was riding on a cloud, a golden cloud.
‘Awesome!’
‘I can finally fly.’
He once again could not hold it in, he laughed, “Nice, it’s nice! Haha…”
Blackie excitedly looked at Li Nianfan. Blackie also laughed.
It seemed like the Master was very satisfied with his new settings. He was tired of playing the ordinary man and had newfound entertainment. Blackie was very glad.
It was worried that the Master would lose interest.
After all, it was very hard to find a good toy that could satisfy the Master.
Metaphorically speaking, when a kid had a new toy, they could play with it happily. However, if they were bored with the toy, they would simply crush it.
His Master was the same case.
Once the Master was bored, he would want to play as an invincible God. He could sneeze and destroy most of the realm.
Li Nianfan gave the brochure back to Black Impermanence, “Sire, thank you so much.”
Black Impermanence hurriedly said in a frightful voice, “You’re welcome, Mr. Li. You helped the Underworld more than we did.”
Li Nianfan smiled and said, “Haha, we help each other. We help each other.”
He felt confident enough to talk to anyone as equals. He did not need to be careful and nervous anymore. He felt much more casual.
“Sire, I should try flying outside.”
Li Nianfan rode on his cloud and swooshed outside.
He rode on his golden cloud like he was surfing. His hair and clothes blew in the wind.
Li Nianfan started to understand how the Immortals felt. He was considering changing an outfit to look cooler too.
He suddenly had an idea. His golden light appeared again and surrounded him. Soon, it formed into a super luxurious Lamborghini race car.
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Li Nianfan held the steering wheel on drove on air.
‘Only me, the Li fella can drive a race car on air.’
The Deluxe Merit Golden Light was fast. Its speed was up there with the Immortals, maybe even faster.
Those Onis in Sapphire City looked up with curiosity. They were astounded.
“Look, gold cloud. Why is there a golden cloud? Awesome, so magnificent.”
“Hey, yo, the cloud changed. What is that? So cool. Is it an Immortal Item?”
“That is so freaking cool. I have never seen anything as cool as that. It must be a flying and defense combination Immortal Item.”
“I’m envious.”
Black Impermanence ran out and yelled, “Shut up! Bunch of hillbillies. Stop being shocked at everything, don’t disturb the expert! Look at you all, your eyes are all popped out of your sockets. Where are all your manners?!”
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He scolded them. Then, he composed himself and quickly flew to the Underworld.
At the Underworld.
Meng Po was carefully listening to the reports of White Impermanence. Her face was wrinkly but it got more wrinkled as she frowned.
The interruption of the Asura Body was such a close call. The dog of the expert swooped down like a hero and easily saved them from danger.
The expert saved the Underworld again!
However, it was just the appetizer of the story. When Meng Po heard about the City Castle, her hunched body straightened up as she gasped.
“Gasp—”
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