Bored Gamer In Other Worlds Chapter 299
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"Look at him. Isn't he handsome, tall, and sexy? Perhaps following this man would not be that terrible after all."
"He's a fucker, that's what he is! Look at those lusty eyes. I bet he'd take us two or three at a time. That's what i bet!"
"Do you think we'd get pregnant if..."
"I don't know. You're also aware that nobody from the Cage has ever returned once they were summoned just like us."
Rake heard the words of the multitudes and guessed a little bit about the history of these lovely ladies.
Some were female warriors, a number of them were princesses, and even a select rarity were heretics that were captured by the system's master.
Most of them felt agitation and even fear for their unknown fates.
"Silence." A voice rang and the restless whispers halted. This came from the strongest woman amongst the newcomers.
Rake had asked about the system of her strength and had only given him that she was a level 5 cultivator while the rest of her crew was only leveled at 3.
Since these women originated from myriad of worlds, so did the names of their stages in power. Thus, denoting a numerical value was the default scheme of the Ultimate Cooking System for such individuals.
Rake observed the leader of the bunch and the hard on that he sported ever since the entrance of Lilith stiffened even more.
He was waiting for the expected blue balls that he was supposed to have soon but alas, none was inflicted on him even if he had been standing tall and proud yet unfulfilled for almost an hour already.
The new special body that he purchased may have been the reason of it all and he was pleased about this fact.
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Rake was excited to know that he had specifically altered a certain part of his body and made it even bigger.
If he was still wearing the past shabby clothes earlier then the collection of beauties would have been stunned at the gargantuan gun he was currently sporting on his pocket.
Thank god that there were also some clothes to buy from the wares of the system. Rake sighed once more before he began his indoctrination on his team.
"Thank you, Ivory." He paused and inspected the rest of the women.
Rake visibly stopped at Lilith's form for a spell. The others followed his eyes and all of them disengaged from the blatant pry a breath after.
This was how imposing Rake's guardian was and it brought him peace of mind at least. He only hoped that she would not be that toxic at him anymore.
After all, it was not like he'd molested her already or touched the sensitive luscious parts of her body.
"Let me start by introducing myself. I am Rake Stevens. I expect that..." He noted their names down and heard a brief tale of the fallen girls. Communication was always a good start to build any relationship.
"Please tell me the first item on the menu isn't fried rice." said Rake after his little introduction with everyone.
"Affirmative, host. That won't be the initial unlocked item on the Ultimate Cooking System."
"Is it bread?" Rake wondered in silence.
"Negative, host." but he was heard by the system, loud and clear.
"Soup?" he tried again.
"Negative, host."
"Well, what the hell is it?!" Rake pushed. He got not time for this bullshit after all.
"You will be cooking peanuts, host." the system announced.
"Peanuts?"
"Affirmative, host. Peanuts." the same unemotional voice resounded on Rake's ears.
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"PEANUTS?! REALLY?!" Rake roared and all eyes turned at him. He gazed at his people and smiled in embarrassment before he threw a lame excuse out.
"Sorry for the sudden outburst. I was rehearsing a song." the women looked at him like he was the stupidest man in the world and continued to chat amongst themselves, ignoring him yet again.
Since they still had no work at the moment, they were free to do what they wished.
"Can i pick another? Even fried rice would seem better than pea fucking nuts!" Rake conversed once more with the system after he turned his back on the girls.
"Affirmative, host. But you would need to spend shop points for it." the system offered ever so gently like a seasoned salesperson that it was.
"How much?" Rake felt a sinking feeling in his stomach. The awe inspiring cultivator's robe he purchased earlier had cost him a thousand shop points.
At the moment, he only had 3,999 shop points left to use which made every single piece of these imaginary currency all the more precious for him.
"Two thousand points host to add another item on the menu." the system replied promptly.
"FUCK!" Rake cursed inside.
"How can i unlock the next item?" he sought for some light amidst the dark tunnel he was in. A positive mentality was always a good thing to have. And Rake put that quote up to the test.
"You would only need to sell at least one serving of peanuts to a customer, host." BINGO! Rake rejoiced.
"That simple?" he checked before truly tasting the fruits of his optimism.
"Affirmative, host." the system confirmed.
"HA."
"HA."
"HA." Rake's laughter bubbled out from nowhere which attracted the attention of all peoples in the grand palatial construct.
"I thought the boss was okay earlier. But now i fear for our wellbeing."
"I bet he's thinking something wicked in that twisted mind of his. That's what i bet!"
"I wish that he would at least be gentle about it. I wished my first time to be..."
"What if he eats us?"
"Eat what?"
"Shut those foul mouths off." Ivory commanded. She has had enough. Though some of her mates could see that her face was flushed like a few of them who heard the inappropriate musings around.
"LET ME COOK SOME PEANUTS!" everyone caught the loud voice of the lone male amidst the sea of fairies.
"He's definitely nuts, that's what i bet." and a tiny voice commented right after.
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