I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 1819
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Chapter 1819: Da Bai vs Genetic Alliance
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
There were over a hundred powerful beings gathered outside of the Genetic Alliance.
Some of them were completely green with muscular statures, some of them were completely crimson and burning with flames, and some of them were enshrouded in the power of wind and hovered in the air. Aside from that, there were also cultivators with scales all over their bodies, some with sinister claws for hands, some with lizard tails, and some that looked like a Frankenstein mishmash of body parts from all types of creatures.
This was the specialty of the Genetic Alliance. All of them had been genetically modified in order to grant them supernatural powers.
“We feast on dog meat tonight!”
All of the powerful beings roared in unison. All of them were extremely proud individuals who were revered by the public wherever they went. However, this dog was now threatening to destroy their headquarters! This was an utter humiliation for them!
At this moment, a few powerful elders pounced toward Da Bai.
“Hahaha… You little puppy, you think you’re imposing at your pathetic size? Watch Daddy show you how it’s done!” A brawny man with green eyes cackled as his muscles quickly bulged, and he began to grow fur before he transformed into a vicious wolf over a hundred meters in length.
“Howl! Do you see now? You’re just a little puppy in my eyes! I’m going to tear you apart!” The wolf roared before leaping into the air and slashing his sharp claws down upon Da Bai.
Da Bai waved a nonchalant paw, and an invisible power of wind crashed into the wolf’s body like a truck, crushing all of his bones and ligaments and sending him hurtling into the distance for over a thousand meters as he threw up blood amid an anguished wail.
“Are you retarded? Being big doesn’t make you more powerful, woof!”
“Black Mist Wolf King!”
“This dog is not as weak as it looks. We have to combine our powers to fight it!”
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“Dark Night Poison Wind!”
“Scorching Sun Flames!”
“Lethal Lightning Arc…”
The Genetic Alliance elders sprung into action in unison!
Da Bai also raised his paws and swung them through the air a few times.
Bam bam bam…!
He swatted aside all of the spell techniques with a single flick of his paw, and all of the elders were bashed into the ground with blood gushing from their mouths before lying motionlessly. No one knew whether they were still alive or not.
At this moment, the other Genetic Alliance powerful beings were also upon him.
Da Bai opened his mouth, and white gale-force winds exploded forth, shattering the earth within a radius of several kilometers around him.
All of the Genetic Alliance powerful beings were severely wounded and fell to the ground.
Even the rainbow cube structure in the distance cracked open slightly from the shockwaves of that attack.
“This dog is a Return to Void Stage mighty figure?!” Yuan Ying was astonished.
This horny white dog could cultivate to the Return to Void Stage? How was that fair?
All Return to Void Stage mighty figures on Earth, of which there were very few, were even rarer than one in a billion prodigies. The number one powerful being of the East, You Mu, was the first Return to Void Stage mighty figure on Earth. The Dragon King of the Pacific Ocean had lived for over ten thousand years and was a primordial dragon nurtured by the veins of the ocean. The dragon on Kunlun Mountain was also a primordial dragon that had been nurtured by the veins of the earth. Yuan Ying himself had attained the most perfect genetic body after making countless modifications…
What about this dog? This was just a mundane, horny dog! How did it become a Return to Void Stage mighty figure?!
“Let me test your power!” Yuan Ying stamped a foot abruptly into the ground, and his body shot forth toward Da Bai as a white streak of light traveling at an incredible speed. At the same time, extremely sharp energy claws materialized on his fingers, and they tore through space en route to Da Bai’s head.
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“Peak Genetics, Divine Light Saber!”
“Doggy Paddle Third Technique, woof!”
Silver wind revolved around Da Bai’s claws as he swept a paw toward Yuan Ying’s fingers.
The two clashed, and a piercing blue light erupted forth alongside an extremely sharp screeching sound. Terrifying energy tore at once another, sending gale-force winds surging through the air for several dozen kilometers.
Crack…
“Argh…!”
Yuan Ying’s anguished wail erupted.
He discovered that Da Bai’s claws were even sharper than spirit tools, and they were able to easily shatter his Divine Light Saber. Blood began to gush from his fingers, and a series of massive gashes were inflicted upon his body as he crashed to the ground like a cannonball.
Boom!
Heaven and earth tremored violently.
Yuan Ying’s entire body was stained by blood, and he left a massive crater in the ground.
“I refuse to accept this! Arrrgh!” Yuan Ying leaped from within the crater, and a red light erupted as a ball of red energy encapsulated his body, making all living beings who came into contact with it perish from genetic destruction. “Peak Genetics, Divine Destruction!”
A sly smile appeared on Da Bai’s face at the sight of the oncoming Yuan Ying. “I’ll beat you up until you’re forced to accept this! Woof!”
Da Bai was completely unfazed by the red energy Yuan Ying unleashed, and he swept his claws through the air again. “Doggy Paddle Fifth Technique, woof!”
His claws tore through Yuan Ying’s Divine Destruction like a hot knife through butter before crashing heavily into Yuan Ying’s infantile body.
Bam!!!
“Pfff!”
Yuan Ying threw up a mouthful of blood and was blasted flying again, having sustained more severe wounds in the process.
“This is bullsh*t! Genetic Annihilation Mode!” Yuan Ying suddenly transformed from an infant several dozen centimeters tall to a massive infant about a dozen meters tall. Both his power and speed were explosively enhanced as he threw himself at Da Bai again.
Da Bai’s paw fell again.
Bam!
“Pfff!”
The massive baby hurled through the air, and his body shrank like a leaky balloon.
Yuan Ying was like a defenseless child against Da Bai, and he was completely unable to retaliate.
Soon, Yuan Ying lay on the ground, half-dead, unable to get up again.
He was cast into severe self-doubt. “I… cough cough… I possess the most genetically flawless body… How could I have been defeated by a dog…”
All of the other Genetic Alliance powerful beings wore expressions of grief and despair.
Not only had Yuan Ying been defeated by a dog, but the entire supernatural forces of the American Alliance had also been stomped into the dirt by this very same dog!
“Who are you…” Yuan Ying was in complete disbelief.
“Me? I’m Da Bai, an adorable and innocent doggo,” Da Bai replied with a pure and innocent smile.
Yuan Ying: “…”
He almost threw up a mouthful of blood upon hearing this. Couldn’t this dog boast about how badass it was? It was making him feel like he had just been bashed by an ordinary dog.
“You should’ve just accepted the investigation. Why do you insist on resisting and fighting me? Woof!” Da Bai shook his head with a forlorn expression.
Yuan Ying’s expression was very dark. If he accepted the investigation, then their covers would be blown for sure. The only chance they had was to hide the truth. Unfortunately, even a dog from the other side was this powerful. It had destroyed the entire Genetic Alliance Headquarters and afforded them no chance to escape.
Da Bai swaggered through the battlefield, binding all of the Genetic Alliance powerful beings with chains of wind before dialing a phone call.
Soon, a man and woman descended from above.
Yuan Ying finally witnessed the two people behind all this.
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