I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 1781
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Chapter 1781: Selling Out Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
On a set of undulating grasslands.
Sizzle sizzle sizzle…
An Lin held a spatula in one hand and a frying pan filled with rabbit meat in the other.
Xu Xiaolan sat off to the side with her hands supporting her chin as she looked at An Lin with a faint smile.
Spices, ginger, immortal oil…
The rabbits here had particularly high fat content, so they smelled extremely delicious during the cooking process.
Furthermore, Chef God An Lin himself was doing the cooking, so the spicy rabbit dish presented a lethal temptation.
All of the others couldn’t help but gather around him with expectant expressions on their faces.
“Senior An Lin is the best! You’re good at everything!” White Spirit Snake smacked her lips as she stared at the rabbit meat in the frying pan with a scorching light in her eyes.
The Battling Buddha was also very interested. “Even though I no longer need to ingest food to survive, eating is still a great joy of life. Can I have a sample, Mr. An Lin?”
“You can eat meat even though you’re a Buddha?” An Lin was a little surprised.
“I’ve even eaten the monsters I’ve slain, so why can’t I eat some rabbit?” The Battling Buddha shrugged.
An Lin was speechless.
Blue sky and white clouds, grasslands and barbeques, what a wonderful combination.
Everyone was feeling very relaxed and carefree.
An irresistible scent wafted throughout the grasslands.
A little white rabbit over six meters tall skipped over from the distance before sitting down on the grass beside An Lin with its pink eyes locked on the spicy rabbit meat within the frying pan.
No one paid any heed to Bite You To Death If You Don’t Cooperate Rabbit. It was far too weak to pose a threat to them anyway.
Bite You To Death If You Don’t Cooperate Rabbit sniffed the air, and its entire body trembled.
An Lin was feeling a little sorry for it upon seeing this. “I’m sorry about this. I saw a few adorable rabbits and couldn’t help myself… None of your brothers or sisters are in here, right?”
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Bite You To Death If You Don’t Cooperate Rabbit shook its head. “I don’t have any siblings.”
An Lin heaved a sigh of relief. In that case, it probably wouldn’t be too sad even if its brethren were being cooked. Thus, An Lin continued to focus on his cooking.
The rabbit paused momentarily before suddenly saying, “It smells so delicious. Can I have some?”
An Lin almost dropped his spatula upon hearing this.
“What?” He was completely astonished.
All the others present also turned toward the rabbit with shocked expressions.
“I said, the rabbit meat you’re cooking smells really good. Can I have some?” Bite You To Death If You Don’t Cooperate Rabbit repeated.
“You’re a rabbit as well! Are you a cannibal?” An Lin had initially thought that the rabbit was here to criticize him for cooking rabbits, but who would have thought that it would be interested in having some as well?
“We’re clearly not the same species.” Bite You To Death If You Don’t Cooperate Rabbit shook its head. “I am a Bite You To Death If You Don’t Cooperate Rabbit while they’re just normal rabbits. Our names are different, so how can we be part of the same species?
“Besides, I’m so big and they’re so small, so they’re clearly not the same species as I am.”
An Lin’s mouth gaped open.
Xu Xiaolan and the others were even more astonished.
What twisted logic!
“But aren’t rabbits herbivores?” Liu Qianhuan was still perplexed.
“Normal rabbits are herbivores, but I’m Bite You To Death If You Don’t Cooperate Rabbit! If I don’t eat meat, how will I bite other uncooperative creatures to death?” the rabbit replied with a serious expression.
Everyone was convinced.
“But there isn’t much rabbit meat here, and I have to split it between my friends. Why should I give you some to eat?” An Lin spoke with a hint of a smile on his face.
The rabbit was stumped. This was indeed a problem.
“Unless you tell me where treasures can be found in this Small World.” An Lin added with a smile, “We won’t take your treasures, we just want to have a look…”
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Xu Xiaolan: “…”
To his surprise, the rabbit shook its head. “There are no treasures in this Small World. This world is of too low a caliber and doesn’t even have any spirit-rank treasures.”
Everyone was taken aback by this response.
Then why did Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo set up such a high-level restriction around this place?!
That restriction had misled everyone into thinking that this was a set of extremely high-level ruins.
An Lin could determine using his divine sense that the rabbit was not lying. This Small World really did not contain any treasures…
“Then do you have anything else of value that you can use to exchange for this delicious rabbit meat?” An Lin turned toward the rabbit with an expectant expression.
The rabbit thought about this carefully before replying, “This Small World is a place where Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo has imprisoned a Spirit Tribe enemy. I can take you to see her. She’s very beautiful with fair skin, long legs, large breasts, and a gorgeous face. I think you’ll like her.
“Can I use her to exchange for rabbit meat?”
“Gasp…” An Lin’s flesh crawled. This was a very dangerous question!
An Lin immediately turned toward Xiaolan. “Xiaolan… what do you think?”
A nonchalant smile appeared on Xu Xiaolan’s face. “Don’t be so anxious. I trust you. I think we should go and see if we can gather some leads.”
Black Spirit Snake’s brows furrowed slightly. “The place where Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo has imprisoned his enemy… That should be the most important place in this world, right? You’re going to sell out Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo for some spicy rabbit meat?”
“I already told you guys when you first appeared here; I’m only a tour guide here, so I have no attachment to Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo.” The rabbit chuckled coldly and said, “I was only pissed off because you guys were committing daylight robbery in such a justified manner. But now, I’ve thought everything through. There’s nothing good in this world anyway, so you can do whatever you want to it…”
An Lin was not fooled. “This still doesn’t change the fact that you’re selling out Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo…”
“Alright, I’ll tell you the truth. I’ve been guarding this Small World for tens of thousands of years, so why can’t I sell Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo out once?” The rabbit conceded with a sulky expression and said, “He told me that he would come back to visit me after a thousand years at most, but thirty-six thousand years have since passed, and he still hasn’t come back. Why can’t I sell out a compassionless creature like him?”
The Battling Buddha was stunned. “What is this logic?”
In any case, everyone came to an agreement.
Bite You To Death If You Don’t Cooperate Rabbit joined An Lin and the others for a delicious spicy rabbit feast.
The rabbit was almost brought to tears by the exquisite taste of the rabbit meat. It announced that everyone it had eaten before in its life was absolute sh*t and that An Lin had given its life a new meaning.
After finishing the rabbit meat, the little rabbit began to skip ahead again, leading An Lin and the others to where Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo had imprisoned his enemy.
Everyone passed through a forest.
The little rabbit continued to skip along, making the ground tremor and quake beneath its feet. All of a sudden, a spatial ripple appeared up ahead, and it disappeared.
An Lin’s expression shifted. “So there’s a spell formation here? This is quite a high-level spell formation too. I was unable to detect it even with the power of my consciousness.”
Even though he was only doing a very rough scan at that time, it still indicated just how extraordinary this spell formation was.
An Lin made his way into the formation, and he too disappeared amid the surge of spatial ripples. The space around him transformed, and he arrived at a scenic valley.
There was a waterfall tumbling in the distance above a mirror-like lake.
There was also an extremely intricate little house constructed beside the lake and a mountain.
The rabbit pointed toward the house. “The beautiful woman is in there.”
An Lin followed along with a peculiar expression on his face.
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