I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 1553
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Chapter 1553: Karma’s Assist
An Lin didn’t really think too much about this. The Vermilion Bird Mirror had saved him many times, and he was extremely excited and grateful that it was still alive, so he gave it a kiss.
It was just kissing a mirror.
It was the same thing as someone kissing a lottery ticket after finding out that they had hit the jackpot.
And then, the Vermilion Bird Mirror exploded!!!
The entire mirror began to tremor violently.
“What the f*ck?! Idiot An! Are you f*cking crazy?!
“You… You…
“My first kiss… Waah…”
The Vermilion Bird Mirror cried for a while before falling silent, as if it were dead.
An Lin: “…”
Had it just been given autism by his kiss?
How the f*ck did a mirror have a first kiss?
No, that wasn’t even the point.
Hadn’t he just kissed a mirror?
How was he supposed to know that the surface of the mirror was its mouth?
“This… this didn’t make any sense!”
An Lin was completely dumbstruck.
Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu was struck by a sense of rage from being ignored.
How dare he ignore her to fuss over a mirror?!
“Die!” Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu roared with rage as a golden divine light erupted from her hand as she stabbed toward her own heart with a sinister smile on her face. “Hahaha… Why don’t you keep dodging?”
“So what if you can evade my attack using your heavenly wind power? After establishing a karma connection, I can kill you by killing myself! How are you going to dodge now?”
Splat!
Pure white blood gushed forth.
Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu let loose a bloodcurdling cry as her hand punctured her body.
This was the feeling of having one’s heart torn apart!
She was in severe pain, but she was staring at An Lin with an extremely frenetic expression of anticipation, hoping to see her pain mirrored on An Lin’s face.
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An Lin was also very nervous and placed an immortal pill into his mouth in advance, which he held there in preparation for an emergency.
“Master!”
Ye Ling’s hands were clenched into fists as she looked on from afar with a concerned expression on her face.
“Master!”
“Big Brother An!”
“Classmate An Lin!”
“Holy Leader!”
Everyone was given a fright upon seeing this.
The Vermilion Bird Mirror had shattered, so it was quite likely that An Lin was going to suffer the same fate as the Celestial Thearch!
Their hearts leaped into their throats.
Bam!
Another explosion erupted.
Blood splattered through the air.
Another bloodcurdling cry sounded.
An Lin, the phoenix, and Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu were all astonished by this turn of events.
All of them were staring at Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu’s heart, where another explosion of blood had gushed forth.
That second bloodcurdling cry had also erupted from Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu’s mouth.
“Waah?
“Wh-what’s going on?”
An Lin’s eyes widened as he stared at Lin Yu’s heart, which had exploded twice. It looked like her heart was well and truly beyond saving…
“Could it be…”
An Lin recalled his Vermilion Bird Mirror, and its reflective ability.
“Even though the mirror shattered, its reflective ability still works! The curse of karma must have been reflected upon Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu herself!”
“Hence, whenever Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu hurts herself now, the curse of karma will inflict the same damage upon her again! Talk about shooting yourself in your own foot!”
An Lin analyzed excitedly.
Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu threw up another mouthful of blood upon hearing this.
What the f*ck have I just done?! Did I just kill myself twice? Buy one get one free?
Ten thousand mythological beasts stampeded over her heart, and she almost fainted from her irrepressible rage! The green divine halo on her back began to unleash its healing power in a frenzy in an attempt to heal her detonated heart.
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An Lin was not going to let her do that.
“Take this, Heavenly Blade!”
An Lin immediately unleashed another Heavenly Blade toward Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu!
Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu had no choice but to unleash a portion of her power to defend against An Lin’s attack.
The phoenix also pounced on this opportunity to unleash its Heaven Crushing Nirvana Flames!
Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu had the upper hand initially, but she was now firmly on the back foot, and she could only defend against An Lin and the phoenix’s ferocious barrage of attacks.
And all of this was because she had made a mistake when unleashing her curse of karma…
Xuanyuan Cheng, Cassidy, and the others were ecstatic, but they were also a little appalled.
Both Heavenly God Jordan and Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu had screwed themselves over after summoning their eighth divine halos and unleashing the curse of karma! They had squandered their advantages and were now getting bashed…
As expected of the curse of karma!
It really did deliver karma!
One of them almost detonated his own head, while the other stabbed herself in the heart twice.
This was an extremely effective curse!
It was all thanks to the assist from the eighth divine halos that An Lin and the others now had a chance at victory.
The battles were still progressing.
Heavenly God Jordan’s physical body and consciousness had both been severely wounded, and he could only expend more and more of his power to regenerate from his injuries while defending against the Celestial Thearch, Black Spirit Snake, and White Spirit Snake’s combined attacks.
The result of that was that Heavenly God Jordan was forced to defend himself, upon which his injuries worsened, but if he tried to heal himself, he wouldn’t have enough power to defend himself. Thus, he was caught in a neverending loop…
Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu wasn’t in a much better position. An Lin was clearly completely depleted of energy, but he still forced himself to unleash five Heavenly Blades in quick succession.
It had to be said that this ploy worked.
Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu didn’t have time to set up enough defensive shields on two occasions, thereby allowing the residual power of the Heavenly Blades to sneak through and inflict two extremely severe wounds upon her body.
The two Heavenly Gods were in an extremely dire situation, and defeat looked inevitable. Unless they could increase their powers again by summoning more divine halos, there was no way they could turn the tables.
However, did the Heavenly Gods have any more divine halos?
Everyone had that same question in their minds. The thought of it was like a massive mountain weighing down upon everyone’s shoulders.
No one knew just how many divine halos the Heavenly Human Tribe Heavenly Gods possessed.
Hence, no one dared to say that their victory was assured.
Boom!
A golden pillar of light fell from the sky, and Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu didn’t have enough time to evade as she was crushed to the ground.
The phoenix spread its wings before looking down upon the Heavenly God with a haughty expression.
Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu was like a goddess who had fallen upon this world. Her entire body was marred by wounds and charred black, making her look extremely miserable and disheveled. Furthermore, the rotten area on her wrist had already spread all over her entire arm.
No one noticed that her pupils had already gradually turned from a pure-golden color to an inky-black color.
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