I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 1278
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Chapter 1278: The Delicious Heavenly Peaches
This was probably the most unique speech An Lin had ever heard.
Everyone wore dumbstruck expressions throughout as they listened to the speech that they could not understand.
In the end, the only sentence that they could understand told them that the Heavenly Peach Banquet had commenced!
Mesmerizing music instantly sounded throughout the entire palace.
Several Celestial Maidens of the Heavenly Court began to play splendid music. The seven Celestial Maidens had also changed into beautiful dresses and put on an exquisite, enchanting dance to the music.
Da Bai clapped his paws together and cheered at the top of his lungs. He was so entranced by the heavenly music and dance that he had even forgotten to eat his heavenly peaches.
An Lin was also looking up at the dancing Celestial Maidens with a smile on his face.
He had seen the seven Celestial Maidens bickering, fighting over food, and wolfing down his dishes, but this was the first time he had seen them dance on such a serious occasion.
It had to be said that their dance really was extremely pleasing to the eye.
Each and every one of their motions was a marvelous spectacle to behold, and even though there were seven of them dancing at the same time, all of them were in perfect harmony with one another, as if they were all parts of one person.
Many of the living beings were completely entranced and captivated by the dance of the seven Celestial Maidens.
Of course, there were some who had begun feasting on the heavenly peaches.
Bursts of blissful cries erupted throughout the palace.
“Delicious!”
“My God, what an extraordinary taste!”
“To think there are spirit fruits as delicious as this in the world!”
“Wow, this really is extremely delectable!”
Many of the living beings simply couldn’t stop after taking one bite of the heavenly peaches.
An Lin turned toward Holy Lord Noodle with a curious expression to see how this weird guy was going to eat the heavenly peaches.
It wrapped a heavenly peach in its noodle arm before placing it into its noodle soup, upon which its body began to tremble lightly. The soup surged and tumbled, and the heavenly peach began to slowly disappear from the bottom amid a series of blissful cries. “Oh… delicious! Oh… magnificent…”
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An Lin: “…”
What a bizarre spectacle to behold.
An Lin picked up one of his heavenly peaches. The peach was extremely delectable and made one salivate involuntarily just by looking at it. It was like a gorgeous young woman with her head bowed in embarrassment as she seduced his senses…
He took a deep breath, and the aroma of the heavenly peach traveled through his entire body, striking him with a sense of bliss and relaxation. It had to be said that he was dying to bite into this peach!
“I’m digging in.” An Lin couldn’t stand it any longer and bit down into the peach.
The peach was quite crispy, and its exquisitely delectable juices instantly met his tongue, presenting a combination of refreshing coolness, a blend of sweet and sour, and a soft, smooth texture.
An Lin’s entire body shuddered, and he began to devour the peach with renewed vigor. Its extremely exquisite taste traveled throughout his entire body, making him feel as if he were being elevated to a higher plane of existence!
“Ah… so good!” An Lin praised in a loud voice. That was the only thing he had time to say before his mouth was completely filled with another bite of the heavenly peach again.
Delicious fruit juice spread through his entire body. It nurtured his entire body and filled him with boundless energy.
An Lin felt like if a mortal was to take a bite of this peach, they might get their lifespan extended by a hundred years!
These peaches really were delicious, and they were also extremely beneficial to the body.
All of the Four Nine Immortal Sect members also dug in, and all of them were soon gasping with praise and amazement, clearly enjoying the peaches very much.
Tina was the most elated one among them. She was so small that the heavenly peaches before her were even larger than she was! How could she not be happy to be able to devour three of these massive, delicious peaches?
Da Bai had also transformed into his miniature form, and he nibbled at the heavenly peaches in a frenzy.
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Even though the size of the peaches didn’t actually make a difference to the objective, the smaller they were, the more bites they could take, and the more enjoyment they could derive!
Listening to heavenly music while sampling heavenly peaches and enjoying the exquisite dance of the seven Celestial Maidens. Was there a better combination in this world?
Ye Ling was also thoroughly enjoying her heavenly peaches. These fruits were even more delicious than the spirit fruits An Lin had given her.
An Lin quickly finished his three heavenly peaches, and Ye Ling hesitated momentarily before extending a soft, delicate hand to offer one of her heavenly peaches to him. “You have some, Master. I can’t eat this much.”
An Lin was still in the process of savoring the lingering taste of the heavenly peaches, and he faltered slightly upon hearing this. He turned to discover Ye Ling offering a heavenly peach, and he couldn’t help but burst into laughter at the sight of the pained expression on Ye Ling’s face.
An Lin was very touched. He then looked at his other two disciples, Xiao Tu and Xiao Ze, who were chomping away like pigs, and he heaved a faint sigh.
He caressed Ye Ling’s head with a warm smile. “Good girl, Little Ling. Master is already full, so you eat it instead.”
“Oh.” Ye Ling did not suspect An Lin’s words and continued to savor her peaches.
Not long after that.
Crack…
Boom!
Vital energy suddenly began to surge.
All of the mighty figures sampling the heavenly peaches were given a fright before turning toward a certain direction.
In that direction, vital energy had converged to form a vortex that was frantically gathering more vital energy from its surroundings.
“Um, Master, I think I’m making a breakthrough…” Ye Ling chewed on her heavenly peach as she spoke.
An Lin: “…”
Everyone: “…”
As expected of his disciple, she was making a breakthrough from eating heavenly peaches. This was even more bad*ss than when he made his breakthrough by doing pushups!
An Lin was quite elated.
All of the Four Nine Immortal Sect members were speechless. What a freak!
She had reached the fourth-stage Dao Body at seven years of age just from eating a heavenly peach!
“Who’s that little girl over there?”
“Her aptitude is not bad.”
“She’s very adorable too. She’s definitely going to be a captivating Celestial Maiden in about a dozen year’s time.”
“I think she’s Sect Leader An Lin’s disciple, and her name is Ye Ling or something like that.”
…
All of the mighty figures began to discuss spiritedly among themselves.
Ye Ling had unwittingly thrust herself under the limelight.
She was getting quite embarrassed at the sight of so many people staring at and talking about her, and her face turned an even more delectable shade of red than the heavenly peaches as she silently lowered her head.
Ye Ling had probably set a record for attracting attention from the most mighty figures at her age.
One had to realize that there were seventeen Dao Integration Stage super mighty figures and hundreds of Return to Void Stage mighty figures gathered here!
This was an early pinnacle in Ye Ling’s life!
However, this was only a small episode on the Heavenly Peach Banquet, and all of the mighty figures soon turned their attention back to the music, dance, and heavenly peaches.
After the seven Celestial Maidens finished their dance, the Lightning God and Lightning Goddess took the stage.
The music instantly became more hyped up.
Countless bolts of lightning flashed through the air.
The Lightning God and Lightning Goddess swayed their bodies rhythmically to the music, performing a few high difficulty maneuvers from time to time.
Raucous cheers erupted from the audience as the atmosphere reached a new climax!
The Celestial Thearch stood up with a smile on his face. “Thus concludes the first activity of the Heavenly Peach Banquet. Next, we are going to commence our second activity, the battle for the heavenly peaches!”
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