I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 1012
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Chapter 1012: The Second Cause for Celebration for the Four Nine Immortal Sect
Xiao Chou looked up at the rising sun with excitement surging in his heart.
He had never thought that this trip to Qing Hu City would result in a wedding between himself and Bai Yao.
Everything was like a dream.
What was also quite surprising to him was that their seemingly inexplicable love would receive so many blessings.
He thanked God for the life that had been planned out for him.
He thanked Bai Yao for her love.
He thanked Big Brother An and his companions for their efforts.
Xiao Chou thanked everyone that had supported him throughout this entire process.
“What are you thinking about, Xiao Chou?” a warm, gentle voice asked.
Xiao Chou turned to discover an exquisitely beautiful woman making her way toward him.
“I’m thinking about how scared I was when you didn’t wake up from your nap,” Xiao Chou replied with a smile.
A faint blush appeared on Bai Yao’s face, and she hung her head a little sheepishly. “I was… I was afraid that you would be sad…”
“I’m not going to let you leave my side again.” Xiao Chou looked at Bai Yao with a serious expression and said, “I can cure your condition tonight, so come to the Four Nine Immortal Sect with me when that time comes.”
Bai Yao nodded to express her agreement.
“I’m a little scared that Chen Nan is going to crash the wedding. He needs my power to neutralize his Dark Corrosion Divine Flame as well…” Bai Yao expressed her concern.
Xiao Chou’s eyes glowed with absolute confidence. “Let him come! He may have the Spirit Fish Clan as his backers, but don’t forget that we have the Four Nine Immortal Sect and even the Heavenly Court as our backers!
“If he dares to come here, I’ll make sure he stays here forever!”
Bai Yao stared at Xiao Chou, and a vibrant smile appeared on her face. This sense of being protected by someone filled her heart with happiness and warmth.
This wedding was an event that shook the entire Creation Realm.
Even though they were given extremely short notice, almost all of the representatives that had attended the wedding last month also came to this wedding. Not only that, but there were even some powerful beings in attendance that hadn’t attended the last wedding.
The last wedding was such a spectacular show.
All of them were eagerly anticipating something to happen during this wedding as well.
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Even if nothing happened, just witnessing the most beautiful vixen of the Fox Tribe getting married to a hideous monkey was quite a stimulating notion.
It was exactly because of this that this wedding was an even more grand occasion than the last wedding.
Powerful beings from all over the world flocked to the wedding.
A series of huge beasts and flying arks descended upon the White Fox Imperial Palace, creating a marvelous, bustling spectacle to behold.
An Lin met Hong Dou and his grandpa, Yue Dou, again.
“Haha, An Lin, I didn’t think we would meet again so soon.” Yue Dou laughed heartily.
An Lin replied with a smile, “Likewise, Senior Yue Dou. Mr. Hong Dou, I hope you won’t cause any misunderstandings like you did last time.”
Hong Dou shuddered upon hearing this, and he nodded like a woodpecker upon recalling the horror of An Lin’s fists. “Don’t worry, Mr. An Lin! Do I look like the type of person who always stirs up trouble?”
“You don’t,” An Lin replied.
A relieved smile appeared on Hong Dou’s face.
An Lin added, “You look like the type of person who is always screwing people over.”
Hong Dou: “…”
Hong Dou was quite depressed. Couldn’t An Lin go easy on the insults since his grandpa was here?
Right at this moment, a very special flying object appeared before everyone.
This was a huge aircraft that appeared to be a silvery-white flying saucer. Its surface was extremely smooth, its lines were extremely aerodynamic, and it wasn’t constructed from any recognizable material, as if this were a creation from the heavens.
All of the living beings of the Creation Realm let loose cries of surprise. They had never seen such a peculiar flying object before.
The flying saucer slowly descended, and one living being after another disembarked, all of whom possessed extremely powerful and vast auras.
“They’re from the Four Nine Immortal Sect!” some of the living beings exclaimed upon recognizing the new arrivals.
Everyone’s attention was immediately on the group of newcomers upon hearing this.
The Four Nine Immortal Sect was the representative force of the groom of the wedding, so their arrival naturally attracted countless pairs of eyes.
When the Fox Tribe cultivators laid their eyes upon the people from the Four Nine Immortal Sect, all of them drew sharp intakes of breath as shock jolted through their hearts, regardless of whether they were vixens or male foxes.
How could there be such beautiful and handsome humans in this world!
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Xu Xiaolan, Su Qianyun, Liu Qianhuan, and Bai Ling were all devastatingly beautiful women with different styles, and their emergence attracted much jealousy from all of the vixen onlookers.
There weren’t that many male representatives. Tang Ximen was too ordinary, so he was automatically ignored, and Xiao Ze was too young. As such, Xuanyuan Cheng was the only noteworthy representative of the male Four Nine Immortal Sect cultivators.
However, Xuanyuan Cheng was the equivalent of a one-man male model army.
After disembarking from the aircraft, just the warm smile on his face had countless vixens screeching at the top of their lungs.
Aside from that, the absurdly adorable beast pet, Xue Zhantian, had everyone falling to his feet, regardless of whether the onlookers were male or female.
The Fox Tribe was extremely sensitive to outward appearances, and the cultivators from the Four Nine Immortal Sect had completely won them over. That’s right, they had subjugated everyone with their invincible looks!
“Sigh, why would there be such a hideous creature like Xiao Chou in a sect with so many devastatingly gorgeous and handsome beings?” All of the Fox Tribe cultivators present were discussing among themselves in hushed tones in order to not be overheard by the groom.
“Perhaps… it’s to balance things out?” some Fox Tribe cultivators speculated.
The arrival of the Four Nine Immortal Sect cultivators created a massive stir.
Upon seeing them, An Lin immediately ditched Hong Dou before making his way over to the aircraft.
“Xiaolan! Su Qianyun, Big Brother Cheng, Liu Qianhuan!” An Lin waved his arms elatedly.
Tang Ximen was quite dejected. Was he not even important enough for An Lin to extend a greeting toward him?
“An Lin, we heard that Xiao Chou is getting married, so we dropped everything to come here,” Xuanyuan Cheng said with a warm, joyful smile on his face.
“That’s right! As the eldest sister among the beast pet team, I have to attend Xiao Chou’s wedding,” Xiao Hong wobbled her red flowery head as she spoke in her sweet voice.
An Lin looked at Xiao Hong with a speechless expression. “You still remember that you’re my beast pet? If you didn’t say anything, I would’ve forgotten about you.”
Xiao Hong harrumphed with displeasure and didn’t say anything else.
Xu Xiaolan made her way toward An Lin with a vibrant smile before pulling out the frying pan and waving it in front of him. “For this wedding, the Heavenly Court’s premier Chef God, Xu Xiaolan, is going to personally cook a dish!”
An Lin burst into laughter upon hearing this. “Sure! We’ll use your Chef God level cooking skills to win over the new members of our large family.”
As for Xu Xiaolan’s self-proclaimed title of Chef God, An Lin certainly wasn’t going to be bothered by something like that. In fact, he was ecstatic as Xu Xiaolan was cooking more because of this, thereby alleviating his own cooking duties.
Xiao Chou made his way toward everyone with Bai Yao by his side, and the two of them extended a greeting toward everyone from the Four Nine Immortal Sect.
Bai Yao was a supreme beauty in her own right, and she even trumped the likes of Su Qianyun and Xu Xiaolan in terms of seductive charisma.
“Congratulations, Big Brother Chou, on your marriage with the princess of the Fox Tribe!”
Xue Zhantian flapped his little wings as he offered words of congratulations.
“This is the second celebration for our sect after our grand opening. It’s just a pity that everything was set up with such short notice. Otherwise, our sect could have profited greatly from this.” Treasurer Xiao Ze heaved a forlorn sigh.
An Lin rolled his eyes. His disciple seemed to be doing his job a bit too well.
However, to his surprise, everyone nodded in agreement upon hearing this.
An Lin: “…”
That’s right, all of the higher-ups in the Four Nine Immortal Sect were thinking about ways to earn money by doing nothing. The grand opening of the sect was a celebration during which they had reaped massive profits.
Now that one of their members was getting married, they should be capitalizing on this as another money-making opportunity.
“How about this? When Xiao Chou and Bai Yao return to the sect, we can hold another wedding! Everything was organized on extremely short notice, and the cultivators from the Kingdom of the Nine States would find it quite difficult to get here within such a short time. As such, it’s only fair that we hold a wedding for them too!” An Lin proposed.
Upon hearing this suggestion, all of the Four Nine Immortal Sect members immediately clapped their hands and praised An Lin for being a genius.
Bai Xian was shocked. This was the mighty Four Nine Immortal Sect, and they were making money through such underhanded tactics? And they made it sound so justified as well!
Was this a fake sect?!
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