I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 976
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Chapter 976: Similar Situation, Different Result
The Zombie Goddess stared at the white-robed man with reverence in her eyes.
She had also noticed the change in You Mu’s expression, and from the shock on You Mu’s face, she knew that this newcomer had to be a very powerful man.
At this moment, the white-robed man turned around.
He was so majestic and awe-inspiring. He had a handsome face, and his bright, piercing eyes set her heart aflutter.
But… why did this man look a little familiar?
The Zombie Goddess faltered for a moment before she made a sudden realization. “You’re…”
She didn’t even get a chance to finish her sentence before the man hurtled toward her at blinding speed and pinned her under his body. His powerful hands locked onto her wrists, and he pressed himself against her voluptuous breasts.
The Zombie Goddess’ eyes widened as her breathing accelerated. “You’re that man from two years ago!”
What a familiar scenario.
An Lin had pinned her down in the exact same way two years ago.
Now, history was repeating itself. Heck, they were even in the exact same position as back then.
You Mu, Jiang Xiangyang, and Xun Han’s eyes widened as they stared at the scenes unfolding before their eyes.
The Zombie Goddess was in a bit of a daze. This familiar scenario, as well as the familiar position, made her feel as if she were in a dream.
Her wrists had been locked, and her fair, long legs were tightly wound as her voluptuous breasts rose and fell with her hurried breathing.
This man was her enemy two years ago.
Now, this man was significantly more powerful than he had once been and had become her savior.
The only thing that hadn’t changed was that the man was pinning her to the ground again…
“Wh-what do you want from me?” A faint cool breath escaped from the Zombie Goddess’ trembling lips as she spoke, and it lingered around An Lin’s nostrils.
An Lin looked at the woman with the explosive figure pinned beneath him, and he immediately lowered his head to approach her sumptuous lips with his.
He had made up his mind and was not going to delay any further! This kiss was going to happen no matter what!
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“Don’t… Mmph…” The Zombie Goddess’ lips were sealed.
An Lin activated his engulfment technique!
A cool and refreshing sensation along with a hint of sweetness traveled into his mouth.
At the same time, an extremely pure Mist of Extreme Cold began to flow into his body, before spreading throughout his meridians, giving him a peculiar sense of satisfaction!
The Zombie Goddess’ eyes widened, and she responded to his kiss in a stunned, robotic manner.
The three Shangqing Sect cultivators stared at this scene while feeling incredulous.
What the hell was going one? Not only had An Lin saved the Zombie Goddess from a dire situation, but he was also now kissing her? Were the other three people just thin air to him?!
The Zombie Goddess’ glazed-over eyes slowly regained clarity, and she tried to resist. Her arms squirmed along with her slender waist, and she bent her sexy long legs to try and knee An Lin away, all to absolutely no avail.
A layer of tears welled up in her eyes as an indescribable emotion welled up in her heart.
After what seemed like an eternity…
The two pairs of lips separated.
An Lin stood up and dragged the dumbstruck Zombie Goddess to her feet along with him as an awkward expression appeared on her face.
There was a light blush on the Zombie Goddess’ seductive features, and she gritted her teeth tightly as her explosive body trembled lightly.
An Lin felt like he should give the Zombie Goddess an explanation, so he scratched his head and made one up on the spot. “Er… I accidentally fell over on top of you just then, and… gravity was to blame for that accidental kiss…”
The Zombie Goddess: “…”
You Mu, Jiang Xiangyang, and Xun Han: “…”
Who would believe such a bad lie?
The Zombie Goddess was about to storm away from the scene!
An Lin mustered up his courage before continuing, “Er, I do apologize for what just happened, but I did save your life, so we’re even now.”
The Zombie Goddess repressed her urge to flare up as she reminded herself over and over again that this man was her savior and that she shouldn’t pick a fight with him. Even if she was to fight him, it would have to wait until she reached the Return to Void Stage first…
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Her lips twitched, and she forced a smile onto her face with great difficulty. “Thank you for saving me. I won’t forget your kindness for as long as I live!”
You Mu finally couldn’t help but pose a question. “Mr. An Lin, why did you kiss… Ptui, why did you save her?!”
An Lin cleared his throat. “I don’t think senseless slaughter is the way to go. The Zombie Goddess did not cultivate in this cultivation base easily, so we should give her a chance. We could make her swear a dao heart oath that she wouldn’t harm any more humans and that she would protect Changbai Mountain. Wouldn’t that be the best course of action?”
He simply couldn’t kill someone that he had just kissed, so he devised this plan as a compromise.
“Hmm… You’ve already kissed me and now you’re making such an unreasonable request? You have to take responsibility…” The Zombie Goddess had already come to her senses, and she stared at An Lin with an enticing expression as she spoke in a seductive voice.
If she didn’t harm humans, then her rate of cultivation would slow down significantly, so she was naturally unwilling to conform to this plan.
“Oh, I understand what your decision is then.” An Lin turned toward the Zombie Goddess and pulled out his Evil-Slaying Sword expressionlessly, upon which a terrifying sword intent erupted around him.
The Zombie Goddess’ legs almost gave out from under her as she was struck by the overwhelming pressure sweeping toward her.
You Mu and the others also drew a sharp intake of breath.
The aura An Lin was exhibiting now was significantly more powerful than even the Return to Void Stage You Mu!
“Please don’t jump to decisions! I’ll do whatever you say!” The Zombie Goddess immediately took a step backward.
Her life was far more important than her rate of cultivation, so if she had to choose between the two, the decision was quite simple.
Thus, the Zombie Goddess swore a dao heart vow.
She vowed that she would no longer harm humans and that she would protect Changbai Mountain.
Since the Zombie Goddess had sworn a dao heart oath, An Lin was of the opinion that she should be spared, so You Mu also decided to let her go.
He dragged An Lin off to the side before speaking in a meaningful and heartfelt manner, “Mr. An Lin, I didn’t think you would have such a unique taste. The Zombie Goddess may be beautiful, but you have to exercise restraint. You can tell from that explosive figure that she’ll suck you dry if you’re not careful…”
An Lin’s expression instantly darkened. “I already told you that the kiss was the result of an accidental fall!”
“Yes yes yes, I understand!” You Mu nodded with a meaningful smile.
Jiang Xiangyang and Xun Han were also looking at An Lin with meaningful expressions.
An Lin: “…”
F*ck! He should’ve pulled the Zombie Goddess into the forest first before pinning her down!
How was he supposed to explain this situation?
He couldn’t just tell them that kissing the Zombie Goddess would earn him a cultivation method! No one was going to believe him!
You Mu and the others soon departed, leaving behind An Lin and the Zombie Goddess.
The Zombie Goddess wrapped her arms around her voluptuous chest, and a rare expression of timidity appeared on her face.
She was very powerful, and in the past, she could face anyone like a ruthless and cold queen, so she wasn’t afraid of others seeing her upper body as all those people had been too awestruck and fearful of her presence.
Furthermore, the people that had met her were pretty much all dead anyway.
However, An Lin was different. Not only had he just forced a kiss on her in an extremely brutal manner, but there was nothing she could do about it either.
Her disposition as a high and mighty queen had completely crumbled in his presence. As a result, she was feeling quite depressed. On top of that, there were also a few peculiar emotions that were surging through her heart, and she was suddenly struck by the urge to find something to cover herself up.
After all, she was only wearing a grass-woven mini-skirt!
What if… What if this man was overwhelmed by his sexual urges?
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