I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 948
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Chapter 948: An Unforgettable Kiss
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
That’s right, An Lin had only caressed Yi Li’s face lightly, and his finger was already charred black.
If he really did force a kiss upon her, his face was going to be barbequed…
This was no joke! He really would die!
An Lin was on the verge of breaking down again, but he still maintained the smile on his face.
Perhaps because no one had ever done something like that to her, Yi Li was a little embarrassed by An Lin’s words and actions. A blush appeared on her face, and the surrounding temperatures were elevated further.
An Lin: “…”
He was so screwed…
A thought suddenly occurred to him. “Yi Li, I’m feeling a little hot. It might be a bit difficult for us to communicate like this. Can you transform into a form like mine or lower the temperatures?”
Yi Li shook her head. “How would I be able to do something like that? My true form is the Golden Crow, and I haven’t reached the Dao Integration Stage yet, so my control over my own body is very lackluster. As such, I’m unable to shapeshift. As for lowering my temperature, that’s even more impossible. If I did that, it would be like saying goodbye to my cultivation base!”
An Lin received another heavy blow upon hearing this.
That was his last hope.
F*ck!
System! F*ck your whole family!!!
An Lin roared frantically in his heart. This motherf*cking system was making him kiss the sun!
Be burned to death or die from stupidity, choose one!
Choose, my a*s!
An Lin’s expression suddenly became twisted.
Never would he have thought that he would finally come to the ninth level after many hardships and encounter the guardian of the Sun Tree, only to have things developed like this.
The All-Knowing Crow had told him that the guardian was female, for which he had been ecstatic. Thank God it wasn’t a man!
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In the end… Yes, she was indeed female, but she was a female f*cking sun!!!
An Lin felt like he was about to go crazy.
Yi Li was given a fright by An Lin’s twisted expression and flew toward him in concern. “Are you alright, Great Sparrow Man?”
The two of them were well within reach of one another.
A terrifying heatwave swept past, and An Lin’s hair caught on fire.
An Lin: “…”
“Oh… Sorry!” Yi Li immediately flew back in apology.
An Lin doused the flames on his hair with a water-type spell technique. His graceful long hair had become curled. This was a free hair-curling session!
Thankfully, his divine body extended to his hair as well. Otherwise, just that split second alone would be enough to reduce him to a baldie.
“That’s ok. This is not your fault. It’s my hair that is at fault for not being strong enough.” An Lin smiled nonchalantly.
Yi Li: “…”
Why did these words sound so heartwrenching?
“Oh, right!” Yi Li suddenly thought of something as she flew toward the transparent tree at the center of the continent.
An Lin stared after Yi Li in confusion, not knowing what she was planning to do.
Yi Li sprouted two feelers and plucked two semi-transparent rainbow fruits from the tree before handing it over to An Lin.
“Here you go! This is the Sun Fruit from the ninth level, the Nine Flame True Yang Fruit. All new Sun Tree mythological beasts are entitled to Nine Flame True Yang Fruits.”
An Lin looked at the two first-grade immortal fruits before him and fell into silence.
He was on the brink of either dying from stupidity or incineration, so he didn’t even care for these two high-rank immortal fruits.
The Vermilion Bird Princess jumped up upon seeing this. “Holy f*ck! I forgot about that! Damn it, Shameless An!”
The Nine Flame True Yang Fruit was the most valuable fruit on the Sun Tree, and it contained the purest flame power of the sun. It grew once every nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine years and was close to the divine-fruit level. Even Dao Integration Stage mythological beasts yearned greatly for them.
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An Lin couldn’t even be bothered to take a second look at them and swatted the fruits away. “This is not what I want.”
Yi Li stared at An Lin in surprise.
This was the first time that she had seen a super mighty figure that was not interested in the Nine Flame True Yang Fruit.
Back in the day, the Nine-Colored Divine Vermilion Bird had ground her down for several hundred years before she finally reluctantly conceded and gave the Nine-Colored Divine Vermilion Bird an extra fruit. However, the man in front of her couldn’t even be bothered to take a second look at the fruits! What a breath of fresh air!
“Then what do you want?” Yi Li couldn’t help but ask.
An Lin looked at Yi Li with a hint of suicidal determination. “I want a kiss.”
“A kiss?” Yi Li blinked blankly. “Kiss who?”
“Kiss you,” An Lin replied firmly.
Yi Li fell completely silent.
She stared at An Lin blankly with her mouth gaped open.
Boom!
An Lin activated his Origin Energy of the Netherworld, and his power instantly soared to new heights.
He also brought out his Holy Vermilion Flame as well as his six Divine Flames to enshroud his body.
An Lin had used everything he could possibly use to keep Yi Li’s ultra-high temperatures at bay.
He and Yi Li were like two different little suns. Before Yi Li even had a chance to react, she was pressed to the ground by two strong hands, and a soft sensation settled over her lips.
Thus, the two of them kissed, and at that moment, time seemed to have stopped for them.
The Vermilion Bird Princess jumped up again upon seeing this. “Holy f*ck! He really went through with it?”
An Lin immediately activated his engulfment technique as he felt his body slowly melting away.
He had no time to hesitate. Sometimes, success was only a single instant away.
An Lin’s hair and clothes had both combusted, and the terrifying heatwaves flowing through his lips threatened to kill him! But all feelings left him in the next second.
However, he still didn’t give up. He was like a moth charging into a flame.
An Lin and Yi Li’s flames clashed as boundless heat erupted in all directions. The most dazzling flame at the center of it all was even more dazzling than the sun.
The purest flame power entered through his mouth, and An Lin felt his body upgrading in the scorching heat.
“Ding Dong!
“Congratulations, host, you have succeeded in your mission to absorb the essential power of yang from the Sun Tree. Now imparting the Yang God cultivation method…”
It was also at this moment that Yi Li came to her senses and let loose a surprised yelp as the golden flames around her body elevated in temperatures and completely detonated!
Boom!
Flames instantly exploded, incinerating everything in its way, and the entire ninth level tremored violently as a result.
An Lin’s half-naked body was blasted into the sky. His lips were charred and swollen, and his body looked like a pitch-black rag that had been tossed carelessly into the air before plummeting back to the ground below in a parabolic curve.
Right at the most crucial juncture, Yi Li arrived and caught An Lin while exhibiting a flushed expression.
Terrifyingly high temperatures swept past again, threatening to melt his body.
An Lin: “…”
As his consciousness faded, all that lingered in his mind was that unforgettable kiss.
Five stars for level of stimulation.
In the end, he fainted from the sweltering heat.
Before he fainted, he was screaming just one thing in his heart:
I beg of you… Please don’t hug me anymore…
I really don’t want to burn to death!!!
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