I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 906
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Chapter 906: Therapy God
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
He had finally discovered what the root cause of the issue was.
However, An Lin didn’t know how to resolve the issue…
What the f*ck was this feeling? He was aggrieved from being attacked by the heavens without being able to retaliate?
Was he supposed to f*ck the heavens during his tribulation transcendence instead?!
An Lin was quite depressed. He had guaranteed Xue Zhantian that he would be able to resolve his problems, but how was he supposed to help with something like this?
What a difficult proposition!
Xue Zhantian heaved a forlorn sigh upon seeing An Lin’s expression. “See? I told you that you would be powerless to help me, Master. This is the heavens… The heavens can do whatever it wants and no one can retaliate. If it wanted to blast you with lightning, then you just had to take it. There is no other way.”
An Lin spoke with difficulty, “So you’d rather not break through than face your heavenly tribulation?”
Xue Zhantian looked up into the sky. “That’s not completely the case, but I find it hard to keep the notion out of my mind.”
An Lin was feeling a little exhausted. What a bizarre beast pet!
How could he convince Xue Zhantian to let the heavens strike him with lightning? This was a difficult question.
After a while, An Lin’s eyes suddenly lit up, and he stroked Xue Zhantian’s head as he said with a meaningful and heartfelt expression, “Little Tian, I want to teach you the meaning behind an idiom.”
“What idiom?” Xue Zhantian’s interest was finally slightly piqued upon hearing something about an idiom.
“The idiom is…” An Lin looked directly into Xue Zhantian’s eyes and said, “To suffer in silence, only for a more satisfying vengeance!”
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Boom!
These words exploded in Xue Zhantian’s head like a clap of thunder.
As the king of idioms, he was obviously familiar with this idiom.
An Lin was telling him to endure humiliation for the greater good!
“Think about it. You can’t retaliate now, but you’ll be able to avenge yourself when you’re powerful enough!” An Lin continued, “You have to suffer humiliation at the hands of the heavens now as only by doing so can you become stronger and truly have a chance at slashing the sky in the future!!”
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Xue Zhantian’s body trembled, having clearly already been impacted by An Lin’s words.
An Lin tried to hammer the idea home as he said, “Isn’t there a saying, ‘ten years is not too long to wait for vengeance’? You, Xue Zhantian, are destined to slash the heavens, so you shouldn’t let the heavens hinder your progress!”
An Lin’s words were extremely impassioned and full of battle intent.
It had to be said that Xue Zhantian had also summoned up his resolve, but he was still a little conflicted. “But, but I want instant gratification when I take vengeance!”
An Lin: “…”
“I just can’t swallow this. It will be a traumatic experience for me if I just get blasted by lightning like an idiot with no means for retaliation.”
Xue Zhantian looked up and took a deep breath. “Even if I can make the heavens pay a tiny price, it would be enough. It would at least prove that I CAN defy the natural order and resist against the heavens…”
An Lin could see the ferocious battle intent burning in Xue Zhantian’s eyes.
He knew that Xue Zhantian was serious.
To make the heavens pay a price…
A thought suddenly occurred to An Lin as a smile appeared on his face. “Little Tian, you want the heavens to pay a price? I can help you with that!”
Xue Zhantian raised his head with incredulity. Even his voice was trembling with shock as he asked, “Master, you… you have a way to achieve this?”
“Did you know that there are some secrets revolving around trial tribulation?” An Lin asked with a mysterious expression.
“Master, please stop trying to build suspense!” Xue Zhantian’s big, round eyes were extremely wide and rippling with blue light as he flapped his intricate wings with excitement in a particularly adorable display.
An Lin smiled. “You already know that the son of Emperor Yi Deng, Laden, died from tribulation lightning and that I was the one who killed him. At that time, I blocked countless bolts of tribulation lightning, and the power of the lightning increased as it was unable to strike the person it was aiming for. Do you know why that happened?”
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Xue Zhantian faltered for several seconds before replying with excitement on his face, “The heavens… It was angry!”
An Lin clapped his hands together with a nod. “That’s right! The tribulation lightning had been obstructed, so the heavens were enraged, which was why the lightning tribulation grew even more powerful! We were obstructing the heavens from doing what it wanted to do!”
Xue Zhantian became even more excited as he clapped his wings together elatedly. “So that’s why! We enraged the heavens… Haha, just the thought of it is awesome! How satisfying is it to piss the heavens off!”
“That’s exactly the logic.” An Lin nodded with a smile. “Furthermore, when we obstruct the lightning tribulation, the lightning will grow more powerful, which means that the heavens have to expend more energy. According to the law of conservation of energy, even the heavens won’t have infinite energy! So wouldn’t we be pushing it toward its downfall by depleting its energy?”
Boom!
An Lin’s words exploded like claps of thunder in Xue Zhantian’s mind.
Xue Zhantian flapped his wings with joy as a brilliant light glowed from his eyes. “Genius! Master, your words have opened my eyes as if a veil had been removed, revealing a path to greatness right before me!”
An Lin turned toward him with a smile, and the light of the sun shone down on his body, framing his figure with a holy glow. He extended a hand toward Xue Zhantian before speaking with a clear and confident voice, “Little Tian, do you want to transcend your tribulation now? We can enrage the sky together!”
Xue Zhantian let loose an almighty laugh. “Come! Let us make the very heavens tremble!!!”
Crack…
A crisp crack sounded, as if a certain shackle had been broken. The Great Dao of heaven and earth trembled lightly, as if in resonance.
Boom!
Xue Zhantian’s aura soared straight into the clouds.
“Listening to your words has benefited me more than ten years of cultivation could! Master, I’m going to break through now!”
“Little Tian, enjoy your tribulation transcendence! I will stay here beside you, and we will enrage the heavens together!”
A joyful smile appeared on An Lin’s face at the sight of Xue Zhantian’s fervent expression.
Tina, Da Bai, and Xiao Hong all stared blankly at the scenes unfolding before their eyes.
Da Bai faltered for a long time before speaking, “It’s over… The two of them have both gone insane! They’ve decided to increase the power of the tribulation lightning… Woof!”
Tina’s face was also filled with incredulity. “Isn’t a tribulation transcendence from the Soul Formation Stage to the Return to Void Stage extremely dangerous? I’ve heard that over ninety percent of cultivators at the Soul Formation Pinnacle Stage die in the face of their Golden Void Lightning tribulations. How could they try to increase its difficulty?”
“That’s why they’re insane!” Xiao Hong chimed in in her sweet voice, “Let’s get far away from here. Playing with insane people is extremely dangerous!”
As expected of Big Sister Hong, she could always hit the nail on the head. Those were Tina and Da Bai’s thoughts exactly!
They immediately flew to over a kilometer away without even saying a word.
Vital energy surged in a radius of over fifty kilometers. Dark clouds obscured the sky and covered a radius of several dozen kilometers as a terrifying lightning might gathered.
Such a terrifying phenomenon naturally alarmed all the students and teachers within the school.
Vice-Principal Yu Hua immediately arrived at the scene, upon which he saw Xue Zhantian, who was preparing to transcend his tribulation, and An Lin, who was acting as his personal one-man cheerleader squad.
His lips twitched upon seeing this. “It’s him again… It’s always him…
“It would be fine it was him making a breakthrough, but Xiao Chou, Xiao Hong, the White-Scaled Wolf God, and Xue Zhantian are all transcending their f*cking tribulations in the school!!! None of the students and teachers can focus like this! Just what does he think this school is?!”
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