I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 693
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Chapter 693: Wei Ji’s Trip to the New World
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
An Lin was quite pleased with the collective welcome he received, but he couldn’t show it.
He had to remain indifferent to everything in order to enhance his superiority and profoundness.
“Wei Ji, God would like to take you to another world, would you like to come?”
An Lin’s voice reverberated throughout heaven and earth, traveling into the ears of all the spectators.
Wei Ji was already weeping with joy and gratitude, and even the two horns on his head were trembling. “I… I would! I would gladly do anything for God, even if it means dying the most torturous death!”
“Very good.” An Lin nodded before extending a hand toward Wei Ji as a profound smile appeared on his face, “Come with me then, to a brand new world.”
Boom!
A golden pillar of light unleashed holy energy before destroying the chains that were imprisoning Wei Ji’s body. An extremely powerful force then pulled his body slowly into the air.
Wei Ji was like the most devout missionary as he spread his arms to embrace the world.
All the spectators stared at the scenes unfolding before their eyes, and all of them were completely stupefied. A brand new world? The concept exploded in everyone’s mind like a clap of thunder, making them tremble with excitement.
They really wanted to latch onto God’s spokesperson and asked him what this supposed new world was! However, they didn’t dare to do so as God’s spokesperson represented the God of this world.
In this holy moment, they didn’t dare to make any sound!
The scapegoat who had been renounced and jeered at by countless people was now slowly rising into the air, completing a dramatic transformation to become the being everyone in this world was envious of.
This was God’s first invitation! They had never heard of anyone else in history that experienced this honor before Wei Ji!
This meant that Wei Ji was the first living being blessed by God!
All the spectators stared at the sky with unidentifiable emotions in their hearts. They didn’t know how they felt, except that this whole thing was completely absurd, just like when they had first discovered how “ascension” was actually failed tribulation transcendence.
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Wei Ji didn’t look down at all the loathing eyes below him.
His gaze was fixed on the sky above.
An Lin also followed Wei Ji wordlessly as they slowly rose into the sky. He did not look down at all the living beings below him. Instead, he continued to maintain an ethereal and high and mighty presence.
Thus, An Lin and Wei Ji drifted into the clouds and slowly disappeared.
A deathly silence descended over the White Stone Plaza as all the spectators fell into a stunned silence.
General Hong Cang came to his senses, and he surreptitiously snuffed out the flames that were still burning on the sacrificial altar.
Well… this was really awkward…
General Hong Cang of the True Demon Tribe felt like his cheeks were burning a little as his eyes wandered into the distance.
The Dark Wing Tribe representatives were all howling in grief. In their minds, they were the tribe that was closest to the heavens, so why did God extend an invitation to a true demon instead?
All the other tribal representatives were also all thinking about different things, and the silence that had descended over the plaza became extremely awkward.
There was one thought that was present in everyone’s mind—what were they doing here?
They had clearly come here to witness the execution of the sinner Wei Ji, but what did they get instead? A f*cking live broadcast of his ascension?!
So… were they supposed to clap now?
“Ahem, this is yet another miracle God has bestowed upon us…”
General Hong Cang cleared his throat and said, “We had the honor of witnessing this miracle and learning of the existence of a new world. This is something worthy of celebration, and the True Demon Tribe is going to be hosting a massive celebratory feast to welcome all friends who have come from far away. Tonight, we shall eat and drink to our hearts’ content!”
Clap clap clap…
Raucous applause erupted across the plaza. It didn’t matter what Hong Cang had just said; everyone would clap anyway as clapping made the situation less awkward…
Meanwhile, in the sky above.
Wei Ji arrived in a boundless white space.
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There was a white ball of light floating in the center of the space.
Aside from that, there was a woman standing next to Spokesperson An Lin. This was a flawless woman whose beauty was so regal and holy that it inspired reverence from the very bottom of Wei Ji’s heart.
Not only that, but Wei Ji also sensed a paramount aura exuding from her body.
Her aura was fused with heaven and earth, and he instinctively chose to submit to the woman before him.
He even had a feeling that if the woman told him to die, he would end his own life without hesitation.
“I am God. Welcome to God’s Realm,” Tina said with a slight smile.
Thump!
Wei Ji immediately knelt down before her as his body trembled with excitement. “Wei Ji pays his respects to the almighty goddess!”
Tina’s face convulsed slightly. Wasn’t this guy a little too easy to convince? Could it be that her aura was this overbearing already? She had clearly already subdued her aura in order to make herself more approachable!
“Alright, Spokesperson An Lin will tell you what you need to do next,” Tina said with a soft voice before disintegrating into particles of light.
Wei Ji was an extremely devout believer. Even after Tina had disappeared, he still made a respectful salute before standing up and turning to An Lin with an elated expression. “Holy Spokesperson, please tell me what I need to do!”
A light smile appeared on An Lin’s face. “Let me tell you about God’s Realm first!
“God’s Realm is the transfer hub between this world and the new world. The ball of light at the very center of this realm is the treasure core. Once you complete missions in the new world, you will receive achievement points.
“Achievement points can be used to exchange for high-rank cultivation methods and treasures for you to strengthen yourself. If you achieve something outstanding, you may even be blessed by God herself, which will give you immense, immeasurable benefits…”
An Lin continued his introduction while Wei Ji listened extremely diligently with a fanatical expression on his face.
Soon, the introduction was complete and Wei Ji was raring to go.
“Next, God will transfer you into the new world. The name of that world is Tai Chu Continent and it is an incredibly vast world. Our first mission will be to establish ourselves in that world. Are you ready?” An Lin asked with a smile.
“Holy Spokesperson, I am ready!” Wei Ji puffed out his chest, and his black robes moved in the nonexistent wind as surging battle intent burst forth from his crimson eyes.
“Very good. Let’s go!”
An Lin snapped his fingers, and a white light enveloped the two of them while the space around them began to transform.
Wei Ji was struck by a rush of dizziness, and when he could see again, he found that he had arrived in an unfamiliar environment.
This was an intricately crafted wooden room with abundant vital energy, and his body instantly felt at ease here.
“This is… the new world?”
Wei Ji’s eyes widened in as a hint of a flush appeared on his purplish skin.
So exciting!
He was then suddenly greeted by the sight of an incredibly ugly monkey clad in a suit of black armor.
Wei Ji turned pale with fright, and his legs almost gave out from under him. However, he was a true demon that had seen God herself, so this monkey was nothing to him… even if the monkey really was horrendously ugly!
Just cut him down!
It looked like this was going to be his first battle in the new world.
He immediately settled his emotions as he drew his longsword before letting loose a loud roar, “I will cut you down, Ugly Monkey!”
Slap!
An Lin immediately slapped him on the head.
“Cut down? My a*s! This monkey is also a member of God’s entourage! His name is Xiao Chou!” An Lin snapped.
Wei Ji’s body trembled upon hearing this, and he immediately knelt onto the ground. “This insignificant demon, Wei Ji, pays his respects to the mighty Big Brother Chou!”
Xiao Chou: “???”
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