Classless Ascension Chapter 166
Advertisement
It had just started that they were already falling like flies. Poor soldiers trying their best!
As Josh entered another room, there was a bystander in the middle. This time it was all a diversion. as there was an enemy hiding in the shadows!
A man was holding on to the ceiling akin to Sp*der-Man. He was internally laughing until his target raised his gun backward above his shoulder and shot him down without even looking: 7 left.
"How?!"
"Your friend, the bystander, gave you away with that slight smile." (No, he hadn't.)
At some point, he encountered a bright orange wall very similar to all the others, but this one had a man on it. He was wearing a full outfit that was the exact same flashy color, gun too. His camouflage was pretty amazing. But the intent was still obvious: 6 left.
"How?!"
"You call that camouflage? Do you think I'm blind?!" The man then left to change.
There were two that didn't hide at all. Well, they remained behind a cover and 2 bystanders as they kept blasting him over and over. Josh, actually struggled with them as he wasn't used to shooting with these things.
His only saving grace was knowing exactly where they intended to shoot. Quite ironic, but it would have been more troublesome for him had they been bad shots. It ended up with him waiting a few minutes and hitting them the instant they made a mistake: 4 left.
"How?! Do you have an aimbot or something?!"
"Just luck." Josh shrugged. They lamented how sad their ending was.
Later on, he reached a room that one bad guy guarded. Josh quickly got rid of him : 3 left. Then he entered, finding something peculiar this time around.
It was filled with cells made out of orange materials too. It was bare and small. There were 5 allies and 1 bystander in there. He got the key from the defeated man, grabbed their stuff lying in a corner, and freed them all. Oh, this one guard didn't ask 'How' for a change.
The rescued people played their role perfectly (albeit a little scripted): "Thank you for saving us! We will be forever in your debt. Now please escort us toward the exit!"
"First, gear up. All of you!" Most of them obediently did it, all except one.
"I'm actually a bystander. I don't know how to use a gun." A man pointed to himself hesitantly.
"Grab this and look the fucking part! My squad ain't going to look shabby, is that clear?!" Josh shouted at him.
Advertisement
"Y-yes, alright." He awkwardly took it.
Another one added: "Actually, I have bad news. There is only a small distance left to freedom, but it will be extremely challenging!" He looked so grim.
"So, let me get this straight. There are 7 of us versus 3 of them. Why the Hell are we supposed to run? What do we have to fear exactly?" Josh couldn't hp but raise an eyebrow.
"Three? Did you take care of all the others? That's amazing! Still, it doesn't change anything. They will be in a fortress atop of a slope. It's close to impenetrable. Well, we know a method, but we can't tell you." One said.
"Why not?" Josh asked.
"Psst, stay in character, asshole! Sorry, we really don't know anything!" Another apologized.
"What if I torture it out of you guys? How many fingers should I break to—" Josh said.
"Nonono! We really can't tell you! This is part of the challenge. Otherwise, you'd lose! It would be way too easy, right?!" One answered, panicking.
"Fair enough. Guess no one will be forced to eat their own dick today." Josh sighed, full of regret.
"What the fuck?!" They all exclaimed at once while taking a step back. Fear could be seen in their eyes.
"Don't worry. I'm mostly joking." Josh reassured them before leaving.
"What the fuck do you mean by mostly?!" One remarked.
"I mean that if you play the annoying NPC, I'll make you eat your dick. You coming or not?" Josh playfully teased him.
"Y-yes!" A frightened soldier followed.
A few minutes later, he could finally see what they meant. There was a big ramp with no cover whatsoever. On the other side, there were 3 small holes in the wall with gun muzzles appearing.
These guys warmly welcomed Josh's party with a rain of stunning energy bullets. At first glance, it seemed like an impossible game, but it wasn't.
First of all, they couldn't seem to move their weapons too much. This pretty much made it a 1 v 1 shooter versus runner. As long as he didn't sway too much, that was.
Second, there was ample room to dodge, given how empty it was. Of course, that would mean a non-stop battle and having to predict every single shot in advance.
Third, these guys also didn't know how to hide their intent. Coupled with their great marksmanship, he could ignore any prediction shot and remain unmoving instead.
"Boss, what's the plan of attack?" A fake NPC asked.
Advertisement
"You shut up, and I'm going alone," Josh replied.
That is how he slowly began climbing upward, dodging the projectiles Like a BOSS! But, halfway through his ascension, he realized that there was something slightly wrong with his tactic. The NPCs were just watching him in the background.
He retreated as his teammates began encouraging him. They were so damn supportive: it was beautiful.
"You can do this!"
"I believe in your leadership!"
"You are the best! Please have my babies! #Nohomo…. What?! I'm kidding!"
That's when Josh smiled at them and shot them all, even the bystander guy. As they were convulsing on the ground, they seemed shocked beyond belief.
"Why?!" One uttered weakly.
"C'mon, it's part of the game. You guys were going to betray me. Otherwise, it would be too easy, am I right?" Josh winked.
"So you knew all along?" One comforted himself.
"Nope, you guys just suck at acting. Also, no one was even shooting at you. Who are you trying to fool?!"
"…" They all remained silent and slightly ashamed of their performance.
In fact, all this time, they had been waiting to backstab him at the last second. That was the whole secret behind this exercise. There was a huge trap in it as there were no allies, only enemies.
The scenario was that the five really used to be allies but had been turned into enemies through brainwashing. It reminded one to never take anything for granted and always to be alert. Well, their intent had betrayed them so easily.
They were now all chatting happily.
"This is crazy. Newcomers always fall for that one. You guys are awesome! That crazy strong lady faked being defenseless to draw us out. You didn't even give us the chance to fight back. You just started blasting without rhyme or reason!"
"At least with her, we managed to accomplish something. She did beat us, but we stalled her under suppressive fire for a while."
"You guys definitely need to work on your shooting skills. Being beaten even by Kasha. Does she even know how to use a gun?" Josh remarked.
"What?! She's a pro marksman! We only managed to stall because we outnumbered her, and she was afraid to make the first move in case we were innocent!" One cried out.
"Wow. The more you know." Josh never knew that side of her. "Anyway, shall we end this game? I'm coming!" Josh shouted toward the guys in the bunkers.
He ran up while cackling madly. The people in there nearly had a heart attack. He was akin to the Reaper itself!
They kept gunning him down, but he miraculously avoided all. Sometimes he would side-step, sometimes tilt his head, and sometimes even remain perfectly still. The shooters were going crazy!
As they all exited, they brought the 25-minutes footage of the run to Roderick. As he watched it, he went from surprised to showing a stern and cold expression. He then glared at Josh:
"We said no skills! Since you cheated, this naturally counts as your loss."
Gasps could be heard as people around began showing disapproving expressions. Most shook their heads from side to side, but a few found the situation strange and looked at Josh expectantly.
"Do you really dare to slander me?" Josh smiled peacefully. He looked so very weak at that very moment.
"This isn't slander but a fact. Only a skill can accomplish what you did back there. No matter the excuses you give. You should act like a man and—" But he stopped as the nearby soldiers were making a ruckus.
"Commandant Roderick! You need to see this!" A man ran next to him, showing him some footage.
That's when the commandant raised his eyes that were wide opened in stupefaction. "Y-you. You're Classless?! Then the skills?! That's impossible!"
"None of that matters. The only question is are you going to renege on our bet?" Josh simply kept smiling at him, yet he felt…threatened?! This was the calm smile of someone that had everything under his control.
At that very moment, Roderick felt that angering this man would cause his doom. Yes, even surrounded by his army. It didn't make sense! How?! Why?! He didn't know. But for now, he simply answered:
"Of course not, sorry. I was mistaken."
Kasha could be heard giggling: "That is why one shouldn't bet with Josh Malum."
Only a few soldiers had witnessed this scene. The others were still building the required defenses. But, the few that did see it couldn't wait to show the footage to all of their friends.
They felt like these two helpers were a good omen. Gene Corp would soon be at their door, and they would be ready to welcome them! They would eradicate them all…
Advertisement
- In Serial6 Chapters
Redemption
Remnants of ancient history told of a time when great magics were possible, but now most go their entire life without knowledge of its existance. However, things will soon change as the wall holding back the past begins to break and mana again floods the world. But more than just mana was sealed away... ~ Back from a long hiatus, this time with some semblence of a plan and both the time and the desire to write. Writing still needs work to be sure, but I plan to see that chapter number get as high as I can and work out the kinks along the way.
8 136 - In Serial14 Chapters
The One, The Enlightened
@ito_michiaki IG. Be There. The truth will prevail........ Everything you need to know....Michiaki Ito and Raiden Ito are two inseparable siblings. They and their childhood friends Hikari, Akihito, and Miyuki can accomplish anything together and back each other up. However, something would put their friendship to the test. It all started when their school mysteriously gets closed due to a publicly announced fire breakout. The group instantly realizes that this is not true and while they try to figure out what is wrong, Ito's parents are called to the school and never come back. At that moment, the group decides to secretly enter the school to investigate. Will their findings bring anything to the table? Searching through the school, the group stumbles across a scrambled note and a mysterious crystal. The school is empty and they could not find anyone else. Returning from school, they meet Kyouko, a girl who experts in those kinds of strange disappearances. With the help of Kyouko, they learn that the crystal is a part of the 9 Rivals, which are 9 magically powered crystals each one having a unique effect. Kyouko decides to help the group resolve the mystery of the school's incident and rescue Ito's parents.
8 141 - In Serial67 Chapters
Saving Wisdom and Wizards || PJO x HP Crossover
Being a half-blood isn't easy, and it doesn't get easier. Of course, fighting in two wars and being drafted into a third doesn't help. But there are those lucky ones. The ones who survive and move on, have families, education, life.Percy Jackson is not one of them. He's a demigod and apparently, a very powerful and hated wizard. Percy is tasked with helping the Wizard World, and protecting Harry Potter, which is hard to do when Harry wants nothing more than to kill him.*Completed* Sequel is out!Highest Rankings:#1 Percy Jackson #1 Percabeth #1 Annabeth Chase #1 Wizards#1 Dark!Percy#1 Heroes of Olympus#1 Rick Riordan#2 Crossover
8 118 - In Serial13 Chapters
A MHA Sleepover
The young students of UA High are going to have a sleepover, a mix of some students from Class 1A, 1B, and Hitoshi Shinsou. This happens to be their first sleepover/ slumber party together yet! Little do they know, this sleepover would give rise to some... interesting situations...Hi! My second book so like...Yea whatever lets get on with it!Ships:Tododeku, Kiribaku, Ochatsu, Shinkami, Momojirou, Minasero, and some side ships!None of the characters belong to me, and belong to Kohei Horikoshi, the creator of My Hero Academia. The art in this book also doesn't belong to me, but to the respective artists. However, the story is completely mine, and I have all rights to it.
8 161 - In Serial78 Chapters
Harriet Potter and the avengers
This is a female Harry Potter soulmate au story. It is also an avengers crossover. It takes a while for the story to develop as its a long standing story. There may be smut scenes in the future. There will be mature language. Also this is my first story so please don't judge to harshly.Quick preview" Are you kidding my actual ******* Potter luck. Welp I guess I'm famous all over the globe now. At least they don't know who I am. Wait? **** this was aired in Britain too... I'm screwed." Started: 01/01/2022Finished: ?Most recent update: 20/11/2022Obviously I do not own Harry Potter or Avengers and anything to do with those belong to original owners. I only own my storyline.
8 184 - In Serial5 Chapters
REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
This is my first writing but i accept requests1. no gender swap2.i do kinks as well just no feet ok?3.just click read alreadycharacters don't belong to me.they go to EDDS WORLDDom tord orDom tom
8 141

