Before Rong Zian could answer, Guang sat next to him on the floor and asked another question. "Do you want a baby with Wu Yange?" she said drinking a cup herself, "I would love to see how adorable your baby would look."

"Ma! I don't have fuckin lady parts. D-do you think Yan Yan wa-wa-wants one? I never asked," he said rolling over to his side to look at her. She could see the anxiety in her son's eyes which caused a twisting pain within her so she averted her gaze and drank straight from the bottle.

"I don't know but we can figure it out," she replied before lunging at him trying to take strands of his hair. The sudden attack had Rong Zian crawling away from his mother. Two drunkards were tussling, a teenage girl and a man in his early twenties with Guang pulling at his hair. "Stay still I want a fuckin sample!"

"Fuck off! I didn't say I want one! I am going to tell Yan Yan on you!" replied Rong Zian but eventually lost the fight as he was more inebriated than Guang. The goddess was smiling holding a batch of strands that looked more than a sample.

"Fuck! You gave me a bald spot before my wedding," he complained while looking at a hair a mirror he had conjured from nowhere.

"Quit whining, it's for your own good," she said storing it away, "You won't fuckin remember any of this anyway when you sober up."

Their little squabbled was interrupted by someone trying to break into Guang's space. She immediately cut off the communication with Wu Yange who had heard everything where ever he was. The sound of the barrier being forcibly broken grasped her attention as she stood close to the barrier.

The intruder failed to break in, the barrier was obviously a product of someone more powerful. "Guang it's the leadership council, I am sure you know why we are here. Hand him over and will reduce the penalty to a more reasonable sentence," said a voice she hadn't heard in a long time ever since she was kicked out of the heavenly realm.

She walked backwards, her body trembling in fright. These gods were the most powerful among them and the most ruthless of them all validating her fear. Guang turned around to look at her drunk son but was stunned to see him stand up staggering before he whispered, "They won't be able to break in. Don't be scared."

As sloshed as he was, Rong Zian vanished into thin air leaving behind a gobsmacked Guang. She didn't know where her inebriated son had run off too. I am sure she wouldn't want to know because it would make her cough out blood. The god, Rong Zian re-appeared in the Heavenly realm like he owned the place.

The heavenly realm was extremely beautiful coated in splendour, a serene place free of worries. 'No wonder those pompous gods what to protect this place,' thought Rong Zian strolling aimlessly around the realm. The gods and goddesses that crossed his path gave him odd looks but even they couldn't know everyone in this realm so they brushed it off. He was here for one thing and that was the fountain of the gods but Rong Zian couldn't immediately locate it. 'I should have guessed, those fuckin old farts wouldn't leave it out in the open,' he thought before bumping into a gorgeous goddess who hadn't been looking where she was going.

"I am so sorry, haha too wasted if you catch my drift," said Rong Zian as he chortled in a low magnetic voice. The goddess didn't respond gazing at him dumbstruck by his handsome face, gorgeous phoenix eyes that had her heart beating fast as though having a heart attack. No one had ever made her feel this way as she blushed like a little school girl smitten by her crush.

"Are you okay?" she asked intentionally adjusting her voice to sound more like a loli as she placed her hand on his arm as though helping to sturdy him,

Rong Zian shifted slightly avoiding her touch and replied with a smile, "Drank a bit more than I should have. I was going to the fountain of gods, may you please point out where it is?"

Though she knew it was forbidden to go to the fountain of gods, she didn't care faced with such a striking creature. "I will show it to you. You can follow me,"

"Ah no miss, I can't possibly impose on you like this," he replied trying to shake her off. One gorgeous god might not attract as much attention the two them would, a god and goddess at that.

"Its no problem, you can just tell me your name in exchange. Are you new here, did you just ascend?" she asked with a downcast expression as he gazed at his sash and ring on his finger.

"Just ascended having my bachelor party," he replied when he noticed her looking at his sash. She smiled at his response, highly satisfied. The new god obviously had ascended before his wedding meaning he was now single since he didn't ascend with his bride to be. Gods couldn't have kids with each other but it didn't mean they couldn't get married to each other.

She timidly smiled as she planned on telling her father on the council to get her hitched with this new god. Her father had been depressed when she had ascended without getting married three hundred years ago and wanted to fulfil her father's wish but could never find the right god to dual cultivate with. But that was all about to change.

"This is it," said the goddess, "Now tell me your name."

Rong Zian smiled at her and replied, "Wu Zian. Thank you," before he disappeared into the cave that contained the fountain of gods. He ambled around the fountain all nonchalant with no fear of being caught. Rong Zian used just his fingertip causing the barrier surrounding the fountain to collapse in the blink of an eye. He drew water from the fountain and stored it with a grin on his face. Now Wu Yange wouldn't be able to escape from him for all eternity.