I Will Be The Monkey God! Chapter 174
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Chapter 174: The High Heaven Guild gets bullied
The High Heaven Guild had a vast network of their streamers, but their nicknames mattered not. At least for Michu and Yumi, the enemies before them were nothing more but players fated to fall straight to the bottom!
By their hands, that fall would happen!
They were the enemies that attacked them once, so this was retaliation from the monke side!
Michu took the banana into his hands and strolled forth, emerging from the forest like a bystander.
For the High Heaven Guild's streamer, it looked like he didn't even notice them!
And yes, their eyes were already on Michu as he innocently went around the leveling ground with the black abomination littered around!
For convenience's sake, the streamer will be just called the streamer.
The streamer blinked his eyes, his speech interrupted by Lil Monke's appearance.
In the world, not many people could achieve this feat, but Michu was the person that was coupled with their boss' daughter.
The daughter that was known as a heartless killer!
Again, for convenience, the streamer took that stance and supported his guild master's beliefs.
He feigned ignorance and acted as if Michu's stroll eluded him and his friends.
He coughed and asked out loud, "Oh! What are you doing here, the wanderer? For such a low level, you must be a pretty brave fellow!"
The streamer's words brought a wave of laughter from his friends, but fortunately for them, it was kept shut within them as they bit their lips heavily.
Michu smiled and said, "I want to challenge myself."
"This is a dangerous area for you, brother." The streamer spread his arms, "But we can help you! Let's go together for an epic adventure!"
A soft chuckle escaped one of the streamer's friends after his words echoed through the forest.
At the same time, the streamer's chat exploded with laughing emojis as they knew what kind of relationship Michu and The High Heaven Guild had.
Once he accepted their proposal, Michu would be lured to the Black Abomination's den. His body falling victim to their disgusting amalgam of different monster parts, and he would suffer an utter and despicable defeat.
Should he not accept this proposal, the streamer and his party would bully Michu with their level gap and make him suffer an embarrassing defeat.
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Defeat streamed for more than 20 thousand viewers!
Michu looked deeply at the streamer and thanked him, "Sure!" He nodded and fished out the stack of bananas from his inventory.
Those bananas shone brightly and forced the players to produce more drool, the streamer included.
It was a popular item from Lil Monke's business!
His bananas were helpful at every level as additional stat from those fruits posed no harm to the player's skills.
Of course, that would be only if Michu's bananas had positive stats.
If he brought them here, to this high-level leveling ground, did it mean that those bananas were of the higher quality that one wouldn't see in Michu's dungeon or shops?
The streamer asked, "Is it for us?"
"Yes. Why would I take them out? Are you stupid?" Michu asked with a gleeful smile.
The chat stopped for a second, then the huge waterfall of laughing emojis with tears fell onto him!
The streamer coughed and was forced to smile widely, then accepted the bananas.
He shared those bananas with his friends as such a show just heightened his facade.
Alas, his face paled after he looked at the banana's description.
[Piss Mana Stat - As long as you have mana, you will piss. If you have no mana, the piss will stop. However, at the bottom of your mana bar, less than 1% of your mana is enough to produce a fair stream of golden liquid.]
"What is this... cursed item?" The streamer's lips parted, and he asked in a shivering voice.
His friends glanced at the bananas as well, and their hands dropped those onto the floor! Their bodies trembled, and they cast fearful eyes at Michu.
A fear that just began to sprout within their eyes.
Since he had those bananas prepared, it meant that Michu's goal was to embarrass them and hurt their image!
Piss Mana Bananas had also reached the viewers' eyes since the streamer had an option to show off the stats to their viewers.
It was a simple option - any item below X grade wouldn't be shown to the viewers.
Even though Michu's bananas were unique, the grade wasn't high, and it was even counted as a normal grade, so the description flashed on every viewer's screen.
Their reaction was the same, only at the beginning, though.
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After their eyes dilated, the viewers laughed and looked forward to the effect of those bananas.
Surely, the famous and exuberant Lil Monke wouldn't disappoint them now, would he?
Michu surely wouldn't, but he was not alone, either!
"You just received a present, and you don't even have enough courtesy to give it back if it's not to your liking?" A sweet voice swept through the players from behind.
"Shame on you," She added and wrapped her tail around the streamer's body!
She gripped him firmly and elicited a satisfying groan out of his sweaty face.
"Venomous..." The streamer threw his eyes behind and glanced at the source of his plight! He immediately used his skill to increase his defense and free him off this crowd control, to no avail.
Yumi's grip heightened, and her snake rushed forth to inflict her black poison.
At the same time, Illiana and Momo worked as two enticing ladies with two different charms.
One reeked off the heroism, her armor and shield lit up in the taunt skill, "High Taunt!" Alas, her knight armor and shield quickly lost their charm as Illiana's eyes gleamed with confidence and her skill naturally.
Such an effect could only be achieved in the game, but she looked both cute and brave!
A charm that didn't reduce her looks in the slightest.
Momo didn't lose either, and it could be said she did more than Illiana...
Her enemies were male players around twenty years old, all without girlfriends and real experience.
Their eyes rose to Momo's melodic voice, and her enthralling curves instantly absorbed their hearts.
Alas, Illiana's High Taunt slapped their faces, and the two effects kicked in, pinning down the group of players!
The streamer and the viewers were shocked by how effective it was!
"Time to pummel down their dirty faces so that they will learn to not look at someone's woman with luscious eyes!" Illiana grinned and kicked the ground, her heavy armor clacking.
Her shield bumped into the petrified player, and then her sword hacked at his neck. In this combination of two attacks, Illiana inflicted a considerable amount of damage!
Michu didn't stay idle and took out his staff.
Momo used her enchanter skills beforehand, so her charm was her weapon. She pointed her index finger at the player, and his hand hurled itself at his friend, becoming a slap of betrayal.
Betrayed feelings seethed within the player, but he didn't blame Momo and shifted all the blame on the player.
The whole battlefield became a mess with the assailants in total control.
A mess that was liked by the viewers, however.
Even though they were the viewers of The High Heaven Guild, the show was what mattered the most. If the streamer suffered some losses, it would be all up to him whether he would be able to keep his viewers or not.
If he made things more entertaining, it would be the best.
But even if he somehow became a funny guy that compelled the elation within his viewers, he wouldn't be able to continue his streamer career, at least with his current character.
All because Venomous' Black Snake extended his jaw for the golden banana and forcefully fed the streamer with it!
His eyes dilated, and he choked on it, but the snake was merciless just as his master wanted it to be.
Soon, he gulped down the fruit, "No... No..." His already tumbling tears' pace increased, and his tear-faced countenance brought most viewers to tears as well. Those tears utterly drenched his face, but his face was not the only wet thing.
The golden stream stained his shorts...
Worse, with Momo around, his rod rose.
"Disgusting!"
"He enjoys it?"
"Tent of such caliber wouldn't even satisfy the virgin. Would he even take virginity?" KongFu threw some weird words, but it compelled viewers to think and imagine.
They slammed the keyboard [He can't continue his lineage.] appeared on the screen.
But some men were considerate, and they glanced down before their screens, [The size doesn't matter, idiots! He obviously can continue his lineage.]
Utter shame wasn't enough to describe the event!
The tent became wetter, and the abundant amount of golden liquid formed the puddle beneath his feet...
This event became the beginning of the 'High Heaven Guild's Bullying' arc.
Arc where Michu and his party paid back and went beyond...
"S-stop this! Stop this at once!" The streamer beseeched in apprehension, but no one would stop this! He would piss for eternity unless he stopped his mana regeneration or deleted the character.
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