I Will Be The Monkey God! Chapter 168
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Chapter 168: This is my banana farm!
Michu turned heels and went to work!
His banana farm suffered some losses, so he went around and planted more banana herbs. He would have spent a lot of time here as of now, so Michu was willing to plan out! His plan was relatively simple, but the simple often was the best.
The banana herbs vividly sprouted, and the banana sorcerer started his magic.
His banana sorcerer was also a mythic class, primarily due to Michu's first mythic class.
His new class was flexible, and it could influence Michu's Farmer Skills.
In the middle of his banana farm, Michu sat down cross-legged while controlling The Nourishing Water. The bananas popped out on the banana herbs, and as if possessed by cannons, their forms flew in one direction.
Michu's friends laughed, "Does he still need us?"
"Yes! Master will be off soon, so everyone's help would be appreciated!" Momo said in Michu's place.
Her master was in a deep focus, so she conveyed his feelings.
Michu would focus on the banana business, but it wasn't just farming. He would meet with Miyuki soon and build one of his shops around the Mountain Cliff's mines! He wanted to use her help, and she was also willing.
Because of their recent short meeting, Miyuki was willing to spend more time with Lil Monke!
The truth was that she would see Michu's banana farm very soon as Michu and she had already arranged a meeting.
Momo's mood was over the top, and her body exuded that.
Male friends laughed with blushed faces and turned around as it would be dangerous to speak with the succubus more.
The same was for ladies.
Momo was in the kitchen, a little too far away from her master.
Michu could increase the speed of his banana farming.
But he went for more, and he lent his Golden Banana Skill to the guardian.
This guardian was the big tree due to Michu's powers and care. The tree shook with golden leaves, and its branches elongated. The branches circled the gathered bananas in an embrace and absorbed those for the golden banana.
After Michu did it, he turned his attention to the banana that had Lesser Banana Skill applied.
Michu could get random effects for his banana out of this tree, but it had changed already. His new class did wonders, and the banana sorcerer would begin the new generation of the monkey god!
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Michu got control over the already received effects.
In other words, should his Lesser Banana Skill let out an effect, for example, the stamina effect, Michu would be able to keep the tree with this effect!
Thus, he could farm the higher perception stat bananas from now on!
Michu used his skills until his mana depleted.
"Master, here's your reward!" Momo presented her dishes.
Michu instantly lunged at the meals and happily ate without caring about his manners.
Momo was his family now, and she found this kind of eating the most charming and the truest to her master.
After Michu ate, he glanced at Momo and thanked, "Thank you for the meal!"
"How was it, Master?" Momo asked while cutely blinking her eyes.
"The best!" Michu replied genuinely.
Momo's eyes gleamed, and her eyelashes fluttered a little faster.
It took Michu a while to realize that his succubus wanted more than just praise! In their current relationship, wasn't it normal?
Of course, their relationship was still fresh.
In his first relationship, Michu was pretty much guided by Yumi, whether it was the confession or them learning about each other one by one.
With Momo, it would be just appropriate for the more experienced Michu to take care of her!
He belatedly realized it and brought her onto his lap.
Once Momo landed on her master, she wrapped her arms around his neck and looked with an inquisitive countenance.
Her pretty face blushed after Michu abruptly kissed her.
After that kiss, Momo giggled, "Cooking is nice, but being cooked is the best."
"What do you mean?" Michu asked as he didn't understand her.
Momo smiled and pointed at her blushed face. She then unbuttoned her clothes and exposed her reddened skin. Whether it was her shoulder, neck, or her ample bosom, Momo was all red.
It was all due to the master, "Master has cooked me."
The chef said so in a playful way, which would describe her race the best
Michu nodded a few times and stared blankly at her before the succubus made some dangerous moves.
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Michu also needed to protect his banana business.
His plan also considered this!
After Michu talked about it with Venomous, the couple decided on the blunt approach. They would show what happened to the High Heaven Guild!
The best person to show it would be Sandra!
Michu hadn't met her in a while, but they would soon see each other in real life.
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Nonetheless, this matter was important, and they found time for each other in the game.
"It's been a while," Sandra said in her witch equipment.
Michu smiled back and nodded, "Yeah! I hope everything is okay on your side!"
"My life has never been this good," Sandra reassured.
Michu introduced Momo, who turned from the cat to the sex bomb, and the three of them spent some time in the restaurant!
They discussed the video that would be the warning to everyone else, "Yumi is on point. I will make sure to show The Amazon Guild a few times."
That was Yumi's thought.
She would leverage the Sword Mistress as much as possible! It began with the tournament, then the guild members, and now her guild name would be used by the snake! However, the Sword Mistress couldn't complain.
Her guild members were rising so fast in levels that she was stupefied each time she checked the guild members list!
Yumi pushed some of her guild members to work fast, and even those who weren't in her party began to work harder!
The Sword Mistress had the appearance of the goddess and unreachable woman.
But Yumi was different, and she used that.
Furthermore, Yumi felt like the Sword Mistress had her eye on her boyfriend.
The recent development between Yumi and Michu had changed the snake's mindset. At best, she would invite the Sword Mistress to her house.
The same went for Illiana.
At worst, it would be a long-distance relationship.
Her boyfriend would be able to spend some time outside for a few days.
But he would never be able to leave their house!
That was the mindset of the snake!
And if it turned out different, it would be either friendship or the sword Mistress would just get used by the snake monke couple.
Both sides were getting benefits, so Yumi didn't feel bad.
"Yes. Before I find Legendary NPC, we hope for this video to deter as many people as possible. It should also show that Yumi's father is worried about her and my growth!" Michu added.
Sandra nodded, "It will be hard to destroy his guild, but you can do it. If I can help a little, I will." The witch promised and added, "You will have this video this evening."
"This fast?"
"Yes."
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"Have you seen the newest video, 'This is my banana farm!'?"
"Yeah, it went viral."
"There must be something going on for High Heaven Guild to attack Lil Monke's farm. This dude just sells bananas, but they wanted to burn it all."
"If they wanted bananas, they would seize them instead... Well, if he has special bananas, they might think of it."
"But wouldn't Lil Monke be key to the special bananas? Without him, there aren't special bananas... If they are any, that is."
The talks and comments spread through social media like wildfire.
People discussed Venomous' case more.
Although many people just didn't care, they commented that the High Heaven Guild's boss was definitely the bad guy.
Who knew how many of those people were bought by Yumi and Miyuki, but these two probably enjoyed the comments the most.
The fun lasted for a few days.
Michu's Banana Business Plan never stopped.
He gathered many golden bananas and planned to repay his savior by selling those to his sister.
He would get some money in this way and continue with his plan.
After some time, Miyuki appeared in Michu's Banana Farm.
She had some unique ability that changed her appearance so that Michu couldn't see through her initially.
But after she stepped further into his land, Miyuki's appearance turned to her in-game one.
The difference between the real-life was that her hair was pink.
She wore a business suit straight from modern times and black glasses that did their charm, which made her look more intelligent than she already was.
Miyuki smiled widely, "I saw the video. You and your girlfriend are all to my liking."
"Hehe! I am glad! Welcome to my banana farm!" Michu extended his hand and guided the lady in like a gentleman.
Miyuki didn't mind some physical touch with the monke.
In the house, Michu said, "Would you like to dance? We missed that last time, and I want to practice a little before meeting my teacher."
"For you, I can put the business aside." Miyuki chuckled to the innocent monke!
"Thanks!" Michu smiled.
His and Miyuki's hands intertwined, then his innocence suddenly disappeared!
Miyuki's pink eyes widened as she felt her heart skipping a beat!
In the other part of the room, the cat mewled.
Her master wasn't so innocent anymore, was he?
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