I Will Be The Monkey God! Chapter 162
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Chapter 162: The Banana Rain Skill
Michu held back.
He couldn't kill those residents as it would be the absolute death to them. All of those were named NPCs, so that was natural!
But their skills didn't help Michu, either.
The magicians and sorcerers relentlessly threw their skills at him.
At the same time, they didn't spare their consumables, either. Their mouths were filled with mana potions, and consumable resources such as rings and necklaces were lit up in bright colors, their resources quickly disappearing.
Michu jumped as far as possible, then slapped away all skills with his staff.
He also moved mid-air as his movement technique advanced in dire times!
"Oh?" The boss was impressed by Michu's movements and strength.
The monke used his staff and banana in a combination for the first time.
It wasn't just magic, but a combination of Michu's physical and sorcerer skills... He flew, slapped with physical strength, and sent bananas around himself!
All those skills heavily rained down on the residents, but he held back.
"You don't want them dead?" The boss sneered. "Live and die by evil. That's how I got resurrected!" He aimed his hand at the resident and channeled the evil mana.
At that time, Michu roared, "THE BROTHERHOOD!"
His senses and instincts increased to the divine level.
In a flash, Michu appeared in the middle between the boss and the resident.
His eyes golden, Michu extended his staff and attacked the boss, "Momo! Wake up!"
"You can speak?" KongFu reacted, then nodded, "The dire times are what pushes us! Don't hold back because he has corrupted her body. As long as she doesn't die, it's fine!"
Michu nodded.
He knew that the boss wouldn't fall so quickly, so he attacked with everything he got. His staff landed perfectly on the boss' palm, but the boss bore the brunt with ease.
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"Don't lie to me. You know he will protect himself, so you attack with full strength. But once he falters, you will lower your strength as well. That's the mistake!" KongFu was in the old man teacher mode.
He made sure Michu would attack with everything he got, no matter what would be the boss' state.
"Throw everything and try to talk to her heart. If not, then kiss! I told you the method!" KongFu said enough.
Michu bit his lips and charged with his increased speed.
Using his five-juncture skill, he threw himself at Momo! His staff did its best to hit those points but to no avail!
Not deterred at all, Michu used the newly gained distance and threw his bananas!
"Momo!" Michu was in close combat with the boss. The boss couldn't use much of Momo's abilities yet and wrapping his limbs in evil mana was what he did the most.
He also could send magic bolts with his hands alone, but bananas took care of those!
"You aren't dead, right?!" Michu shouted at Momo while pressing his staff against the evil hands, "KongFu told me the way to bring you back... Would a kiss do it, though? I don't know! But if I have to kiss, then it would be you, not the boss!"
"Laughab- Hah? This body?" The boss laughed.
Alas for him, his laughter lasted less than ten seconds as Momo's heart trembled and her consciousness bloomed from within!
It confused the evil boss, and he failed to understand the process!
"This is succubus... A virgin succubus and yet?!" The boss didn't understand.
But Momo was the succubus princess, and she had a contract with Michu!
The former was what made her unique, however. Her abilities and bloodline were superb, and she had given her heart to Michu.
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Therefore, if she had either body or soul, she wouldn't die as long as Michu wanted her back!
Momo's consciousness returned, and she kicked the bastard away from her body!
"Master..." Momo was exhausted, and she landed in Michu's body!
With her back, the charm on other residents dispersed, and they returned to their senses! All confused, they glanced at the lovely scene of Lil Monke holding his woman!
Then they spotted the building mass of evil mana behind them!
"Everyone! Are you back?!" Michu asked, but he knew well with his divine senses, "Let's pummel this bastard!"
This was more than gangster!
A bastard who nearly killed Momo!
Michu told Momo to turn into a cat, hid her within his clothes, then rushed with his heart hot and beating like crazy!
He wanted to use every possible ability to make this man suffer!
[You have learned The Banana Rain Skill.]
[The Banana Rain Skill - Summon thirty banana cannons at once.]
[You have enough bananas for fifteen banana cannons!]
[You have used The Banana Rain Skill.]
"He must die!" Michu shouted!
"YEAH!" The residents followed Lil Monke!
The boss, in a mass of evil mana, looked at all those incoming skills with fear! But what he feared the most was an army of the falling bananas!
Who would've thought that the fearsome and corrupted teacher would fear bananas at some point?
Those bananas fell down onto him and battered the hell out of him!
Michu arrived with his staff, his eyes glaring at the boss...
His staff was heavy with his bonk, but hatred weighed the most.
It landed on the mass of evil mana, then the loudest explosion in the dungeon's history spread across it.
The teachers at the entrance also felt it!
[A Critical Strike! -12000 HP!]
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
"It was for Momo!" Michu roared, "And this is for making my heart ache!" Another blow landed, and that was the beginning of the evil mass' pummeling.
After Michu and his new resident buddies beat that thing, they left the dungeon while utterly exhausted.
"You guys! What happened to the dungeon?! Did it... disappear?!" The teacher asked.
"Yes! The boss appeared, and we all beat him!" Michu laughed.
He then kept his mouth shut as KongFu told him not to say anything about the rewards!
And those rewards were terrific!
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