I Will Be The Monkey God! Chapter 156
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Chapter 156: Banana Sorcerer
While Michu just turned heels from the mean disciple, his girlfriend was the opposite. She met Blonde Knight for the first time, and her eyes scrutinized the new friend's appearance.
Although in armor, it was by no means blemish.
This armor emphasized the heroic aura while her blonde hair and gleaming eyes charmed outsiders.
As she spoke, Illiana's charm heightened as it was a cute role play, "I've arrived!"
"Of course, I can see you," Yumi jested a little, then said, "How should I feel? Such a cute lady like you has fallen for my boyfriend."
"W-what are you talking about?" Illiana's cheeks flared red, and she got thrown off from her role play.
As someone who even chatted in-game with a knight-like speech, Yumi knew that she hit the bull's eye. "I want to see both perspectives. You see, I am not really someone against the harem."
"Is that true?" Illiana seriously asked.
It was something akin to first love, and it could've been a fleeting feeling for her. However, she felt her heart throbbing each time she thought about Michu, so she worked hard for this relationship...
She was young, and the world was ahead of hers, but things never fell straight into people's hands!
Her eyes and written expectations slightly amused Yumi, "It is true. Now, tell me your view."
Illiana inhaled deeply and replied, "You should be proud! Michu is a really nice person, and he can put people at ease just by spending time with them. For me, we had a little more than just a little time together, and I naturally want to feel more of him and see more of his smiles! As a woman and person whom she loves deeply, you should be proud to be the person who would see the most of him!"
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"But if you were to enter our house, wouldn't you be the same?" Yumi asked.
"No... Because I think you aren't that kind of a woman who would let others have too much time with Michu. Right now, both of you influence each other. With such a deep bond, it would be up to you whether a second woman would be able to join the family. If you said 'No', Michu would probably be hurt, but he would respect your decision." Illiana replied.
She carried on, "If you accepted the second woman, she would still be at a disadvantage because of you. In a way, you would influence both Michu and that woman, so you should be proud..." Illiana bit her lips.
Yumi looked at her with a new recognition, "I didn't expect you to answer me so seriously."
"W-what can I say?! I have never been in a harem, and I just speak from what I saw around my brother!" Illiana replied, flustered, "And I've fallen in love with Michu! You are right! So let's become good friends!"
The snake raised her hand, flicked Illian's forehead, then said, "Back to knight roleplay." She turned heels and guided Illiana toward the Sword Mistress' meeting.
Both of them trod here in silence.
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"That man was so rude! I will use my powers and make him suck his own dick!" Momo appeared in her succubus form and smashed her fists against the cooking table.
She took out all her cooking ingredients, put them on it, and began her cooking magic!
Her words got approval from KongFu, "Good idea. I will call all surrounding people and give him lifelong shame!"
"Stop it, you two!" Michu waved his hands and quenched down the boiling mood. "It was fine for him to kick me away! It's because I don't have cool magic yet! But since I have an open subclass spot, I can just learn one skill and become a disciple later!"
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Michu didn't want to cause problems, and there were many more people in the queue, so he turned heels and didn't bring any trouble!
He was ready to become an epic sorcerer!
There were mages and sorcerers in the magical academy.
The former brought up magic through mana and their staff, but the latter used other ingredients!
Michu would become "Banana Sorcerer!"
"Banana Sorcerer! I like it!" Momo supported her master wholeheartedly.
She passed one of the banana sandwiches she made as fast as possible and turned her eyes to the cooking table while listening to the conversation between dog KongFu and her master.
KongFu was a little skeptical, "The thought of Banana Sorcerer appeared because of the banana guardian. But it would be a waste for you to keep this subclass based around it."
"Hehe! I know! My Banana Sorcerer will be strong on its own too!" Michu reassured and took out a banana.
He put that banana on the table and carefully looked over it. "Sorcerers use mana to bring out magic from the items. They craft skills on those! If Yumi can create a snake, I should be able to create a banana skill!"
His eyes narrowed, and Michu intensely focused on the banana.
A silence assailed him, and the whole world disappeared from his senses.
It was him and the banana.
After roughly ten minutes of deep focus, the banana's skin peeled a little.
"Master, what are you trying to do?" Momo asked after Michu blinked his eyes and wiped off his sweat.
"I want to create a slippery skin! In a battle, I will throw bananas and spread those skins around the ground. My enemies will stumble and fall onto their asses or faces! Haha!" Michu laughed.
Momo giggled and liked the idea.
If one suddenly toppled due to the hidden banana's skin, one would lose sight of their enemy! And that was disastrous as it would be one of the biggest openings during the battle.
Her master was a skilled fighter, and he wouldn't waste those seconds at all!
KongFu agreed and sat down next to Michu, "If we don't have any battle plans, we can use the Brotherhood and see whether it works."
"Sure! Let's do our best!" Michu cheered everyone!
"Let's do our best!" Momo exuberantly replied and supported her master with her cooking skills for the whole day! Her succubus's abilities also came in handy as enchanter was similar to sorcery!
Michu and Momo had a lot of physical contact due to it.
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