I Will Be The Monkey God! Chapter 145
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Chapter 145: It should be the banana guardian!
"I don't think she is your fan, Michu," Venomous suddenly startled her boyfriend.
They were already back in real life and relaxed in their room!
Michu was laying on the bed, but his girlfriend's words raised him from it. He sat down and looked at her, "Rainbow May?"
With her head resting on her palm, Venomous didn't glance back and kept her eyes on the PC's screen, "Yes."
Only after Yumi clicked enough on her notes did her eyes turn to Michu, "Let's see... Lil Monke currently has two epic moments. The most popular one is against Zerze and the other one is against Kaiser."
"Yeah," Michu replied and nodded a few times.
He was pretty proud of himself and Sandra's editing made the videos cooler so he was highly content with himself!
His girlfriend laughed and explained, "Kaiser had the big army with himself and you threw yourself straight into its jaws. Your fans should know this moment well... and maybe look forward to something similar?"
"Um..." Michu caressed his chin as he pondered deeply.
Venomous carried on, "That's just a little thought I perceived. Still, each fan is different and it's possible she didn't want to die or valued her equipment. I can imagine your fan equipping herself with the highest quality at her disposal. That's why my thoughts are just theory."
After Yumi shared her views, Michu tried to see through Rainbow May. But he enjoyed her support skills and Michu also spent more time with Momo anyway...
But he also didn't fail to notice that his girlfriend did her best to open herself up!
Michu stood up and approached her.
His girlfriend spun on the chair and returned her eyes to the screen. At the same time, Michu's hands landed on her shoulder and he slightly pressed, "Ah..." Although Michu didn't know how to massage, he did a good job!
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His lips parted, "We should team up with more players. Am I not popular anyway? If we team up a lot, we will eventually find good players for some permanent party! If not permanent, then we will have connections! And if Rainbow May turns out to be someone suspicious, we will cut ties!"
"If she dares to fight, then kill," Yumi added.
Her moans intertwined with these words as Michu's massage worked well on her.
Michu gulped down, then carried on with his message.
He was already ready to defeat any kind of opponent, whether it would be some players or a guild! He would pay back anyone who dared to touch his friends and his business!
His eyes landed on Yumi's screen then.
She had been looking over her notes about the epic class quest.
It was about Hider and his disciples...
Venomous' lips parted, although the moaning kept billowing, "That man appeared too fast in the dungeon... I plan to research the area around the dungeon, then surrounding cities to search for Nera... Then, kill."
"But didn't I say we should relax?" Michu smiled, then his message stopped.
He skipped a few steps back and raised his hands high!
At that time, Yumi already spun on the chair and looked at him with pleading eyes, "I beseech my master to take care of me." She said.
Her way of saying "Master" was kinda similar to what Momo said.
Michu giggled and pointed at the PC with his eyes, "Turn it off, then I will take care of you."
It was good to be blunt, but Michu already learned the allure of 'playing around' with his beloved.
Yumi was the same and she played the obedient succubus servant!
After she turned the PC off, Yumi jumped toward the doors and locked it. She then flew straight to her boyfriend and nestled herself within his embrace!
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"Where should I massage?" Michu asked with a playful tone.
"Everywhere," Yumi replied.
The couple landed on the bed a second later.
After the couple pecked each other a little, Yumi threw all her clothes aside and laid herself bare on the bed.
This day, Michu massaged his girlfriend from top to bottom.
"Front first, Doctor Michu?"
"Up to you, nurse."
"Why nurse? Shouldn't I be a patient?"
"And why can it not be a nurse?" Michu was unwilling to lose!
"Hmm... Some doctors probably bone their nurses on the side too. Then, Doctor Michu, please relieve your nurse from pent-up stress due to work." Yumi didn't have enough patience! She agreed with him!
The front and back were relieved from all the pent-up tensions!
The hands weren't the only thing used for the massage that day.
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"Doctor Michu sounds so weird..."
"Are you a doctor too, Master?"
"Ah! It's nothing! I am not! I was... thinking about something different," Michu blushed and waved his hand at Momo.
Her red eyes gleamed like red moons and she could tell that something 'lewd' was going on through her master's mind.
Alas, she couldn't ask as their relationship wasn't more than friends!
Her heart bitterly clenched.
"How long will it take for this seed to sprout?" Momo changed the topic.
They were in their territory and it was a day free of any leveling up or other challenging work. Instead, Michu and Momo decided to go around their banana farm and take care of the epic item that was a seed of the Soul Trees.
It would turn into an epic land skill!
"It should be fast! Look at my banana herbs! With my powers, they grow up in a flash!" Michu reassured his succubus, but he made a troubled expression too, "Why couldn't it be a banana herb?"
"A pity, isn't it?" Momo patted her master.
At that time, KongFu's face distorted, "I am a fucking god." He said, then pointed his finger at the Soul Tree's Seed. "This Soul Tree is different from the one you had fought recently. Those on the ground are brainless tools whose emotions easily get swayed! But this one can be modified. It must be modified!"
The old god wasn't willing to lose to some kind of tree.
He also didn't want his inheritor to cultivate some other kind of guardian! If Michu wanted a Banana Herb Guardian, he would get one!
Therefore, KongFu came closer and grasped the seed.
He clenched his baby monke's hand and closed his eyes tightly...
"Can he do it?" Michu whispered to Momo.
She brought her lips closer, "I don't know, Master. But he has to be useful for the amount of crap he spits every day."
"Plant this near your house," KongFu extended his hand and unfolded his fingers.
A golden seed flashed on his palm!
"You did it?!"
"He must've done it, Master!"
"Who do you think I am? The old god KongFu! The monkey who flew higher than phoenixes-"
No one listened to him.
Michu squatted, his succubus on his back.
He dug a small hole with his hands, then planted a golden seed inside. His hands quickly brought back the dirt into the hole and he patted it a few times!
Next, he used his farmer skills to take care of the seed!
Alas, it was an epic grade item and it would take some time for him to get the guardian!
But Michu hoped for the best!
[A golden Banana Soul Tree has been planted in your territory - Michu's Banana Farm!]
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