I Will Be The Monkey God! Chapter 127
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Chapter 127: Weapon against women!
A peal of laughter assailed him from the side, "I wouldn't steal stuff, especially from my son's friend." Zerze's mom sat not too far away from the monke and kept her eyes on him. She was also keeping attention to any new clients, but that seemed rather pointless.
Her shop just opened a few days ago, so it wasn't that known.
And who would search for 'small shops' like Michu?
"Everyone told me to keep an eye on my stuff, so I did it instinctively!" Michu explained, then turned his eyes to Zerze's mom, "Miss seems bored."
"It's a new shop, so I lack clients and... I often get lost in thoughts whether I actually can do it or not," Zerze's mom threw her eyes outside the window.
She ended up getting lost already!
"But you turned me into a celebrity," Michu replied.
His voice drew back the lady and she chuckled, "Did I really? But it was particularly easy because of your straightforward approach. I also know a little about you and you are just too cute," An older lady smiled wider.
Michu fought against Zerze! But even though it was a bloody battle, Zerze's mom had watched it a few times. At the first time, she missed many important points, but after Zerze gave her a chance, she could see how he enjoyed that battle.
She could see her son genuinely smiling!
"You were bold from the start and so was I with my work," Zerze's mom added.
Michu was blushing as he was kinda at a loss how to reply, but a nice idea rang in his mind. He took out his phone and said, "Let's take a few photos!" Michu would use his little fame to promote her shop!
He smiled and approached the lady while explaining his idea, "I also want to take a photo with a beautiful lady! Let's make memories, so that in the future I will have a lot to remember!" Michu caressed his chin, "I like that idea!" He liked it so much he planned to take a lot of photos during the wedding with many beautiful ladies.
Zerze's mother smiled and thanked him, "That's a promotion worthy of a lot of discounts." As she wore a beautiful dress from her time as a wealthy lady, the lady's looks were further heightened as she smiled.
Her dress was perfect for Michu.
It revealed her shoulders and cleavage. A dress that was perfect for the summer!
He raised his phone up.
Initially, Lil Monke wanted to show his new hairstyle and clothes as much as possible. Since he also wanted to have a photo with Zerze's mom as she was a beautiful woman, he couldn't make her take a photo just of him.
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And if they took a photo on the front, it would look stiff.
Michu's eyes widened, "I can see your melons better." He commented, giving appreciation to the ripe melons.
Zerze's mom just giggled and urged him to take a photo, "Always take a few more and choose the best one."
Michu nodded and clicked on his phone a few times!
He was focused on a perfect angle, so Michu missed something serious and highly alluring.
But as he looked at the photos he made, his eyes stretched out and he noticed that one certain photo where Zerze's mother pulled down her dress around cleavage with her finger. She revealed her bra and breasts!
Though Michu believed it was a mistake or mishap, he couldn't bring himself to delete it.
"Miss, I think I took too many photos," But Michu couldn't keep this to himself. It was a private photo that he had to speak about with her.
Therefore, he showed it to her.
"It brings back some memories... But this particular photo is a memory between us." She chuckled while remembering her younger days!
But Michu focused on her second sentence where Miss Shop Owner gave him her consent to keep this sexy photo for himself.
"I will make a folder with a password," Michu nodded and tapped his phone.
His password was... not a good one as anyone would be able to guess it.
Banana 123.
Nonetheless, no one had ever rummaged through his phone! So unless there would be thievery, no one would see Michu's collection!
And he was getting curious about relationships more.
At what point would a woman actually show more of herself?
Even though this kind of photo could be compared to the photo of the woman in the swimsuit, Michu wasn't stupid enough to not understand the meaning behind it.
He somehow charmed the lady or he made her feel at ease!
Either way, he knew that asking too much was as bad as asking for too much!
"Miss, I want to know your name!"
"I haven't introduced myself yet? It's either Mrs. Yue or just Yue." Miss smiled warmly.
Michu nodded a few times, then said, "Yue. I have a question! When do women feel like showing off more? I have a girlfriend so I think it's impossible for me to get such a photo for the second time, but such photos are nice! Hehe! I don't want to be rude too!"
"Haha!" Yue burst out laughing! "Who wouldn't like such photos? Since you are the lead, it's a photo filled with memories. In your old age, will you show off to your grandchildren?" She asked while standing up!
Yue wrapped her arm around Michu and told him, "There's nothing for me to be shy of. I just felt a little mischievous and did that on the spur of the moment. And if it's you, I don't feel like I did anything wrong. You are honest and I am sure many women have found it charming."
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"You too?"
"I guess so."
"I am always honest! All I have to do is meet more people and become friends with everybody! Haha!" Michu was in a great mood!
"Is this suit for an important meeting?" Yue asked.
"It's for my friend's wedding! I think I also put it on for bachelor night?" Michu pondered.
"You can," Yue nodded, "But do you know how to dance? It's one of the weapons you can use against ladies."
"Weapon?" Michu entered battle mode!
His sudden change and those eyes looking sharply at her made Yue tremble! Her arms wrapped around his arm froze and she felt like being held by his gaze alone! However, in this gaze, curiosity and greed for the new technique were concealed!
Yue slowly broke through that and distanced herself.
Her dancing experience was abundant due to all the parties she had participated in in the past, "It's a weapon to get a lot of nice memories with the ladies, charm them and make them interested in you. Once interested, all of them will try to play with you." She said, then stretched out her arm forward.
She took a position for a dance.
But this position was just naturally charming. From behind, Michu's eyes were going up and down as he naturally appreciated the beautiful body before him. He had a good look on Yue's ass and he would've naturally said 'ripe and nice ass' were it not for her eyes pinning him down.
Those cold eyes were the same as Zerze when he was serious during battle, "Come and grasp my hand."
Michu did as requested. From behind, he extended his hand and grasped hers, but he was keeping a safe distance so that their bodies wouldn't bump.
This was no good and Yue's ass literally sank into Michu's crotch.
She said, "How can we dance if you stay too far away from me?" Yue responded, then made some simple moves. Her whole body was sticking to Michu, but she suddenly spun and landed with her arms wrapped around his neck.
Her chest spilled out on Michu's chest and both of them were looking into each other.
Lil Monke asked, "Isn't that a little too close and inappropriate? I don't want to be rude." He asked seriously.
Even though it was enjoyable, Michu wouldn't use this weapon if it was inappropriate!
"When you mentioned my melons, what was your goal?" Yue asked, her fresh breath invading Michu's nose!
He instantly replied before his face turned into a tomato, "I wanted to be nice and tell you that you are a beautiful woman!"
"What if I had a flat chest or just small breasts?"
"I thought about it! I think that each size has its charm!"
"At some point, your compliments will erase every woman's complex," Yue smiled and added firmly, "Through dance, you bring out the charm of both male and female. It's inevitable for it to be alluring and a little inappropriate, but if there's no hidden motive behind it, then the other party will genuinely enjoy it and so will the rest. If there's anything I have learned about you, it's that you can appreciate women without showing any hint of lust."
"Oh... Can I really?" Michu asked.
"Of course. And all I feel is an appreciation which makes our current pose more enjoyable." She was laying on top of Lil Monke! Anyone would've thought that something alluring was just about to happen!
"Thus, if it's a dance, we can only stay like that for a little," Yue explained. "But this little moment weighs more and it lasts longer once charmed. Later on, you will be able to ask for a photo and let the lady choose whether she wants to be mischievous like me.. or maybe different?" She then told Michu to spin her around.
Since Michu saw that move in movies, he tried to mimic that and he did it more or less!
How many great views had his eyes seen during that spin?
"Dancing is so nice!"
"Isn't it?"
Yue was one helluva teacher as she was never shy with the monke and taught him great moves!
Michu was also like a sponge who absorbed those immediately.
Dance was a weapon that males should be able to see through!
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"Hello! Feng!"
"Haha! Michu, are you on your way?"
"Yes! I am really close! I was thinking about something, though!"
"What is it?"
"Can I bring Zerze to your wedding with me? He lives close by!"
"That guy? Bring him! I want more chaos at my wedding! Haha!"
"Great! Oh... Feng, I have a question."
"Sure, sure."
"Do you know how to dance?"
"Yeah. I am so good at dancing that if my partner is married, her husband won't let her dance with me for a second time."
"Wow! I also have a good teacher, so I think you will be one of those husbands! Hehe!"
"Huh?"
For the first time since their friendship, Feng's lips parted in shock and he couldn't utter a word!
He laughed later, but that was surprising either way!
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