I Will Be The Monkey God! Chapter 126
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Chapter 126: I am a celebrity!
"Will you be okay on your own?"
"Yes," Illiana nodded and bowed toward Michu for all the help he had done to her.
Although Michu felt like he did what everyone else would do, he was actually the one to do it! And he stopped dreadful and disgusting acts, so it wasn't odd for Illiana to thank him from time to time, even though once would be enough.
It wouldn't be weird if she thanked him again at the wedding!
Illiana looked at the monke and said, "You see..." She looked around, unsure whether her next words were appropriate or not.
However, Michu's giggles forced her to say whatever lied on her mind, "Were it not for me sleeping in the cabin, I would've smashed those two bastards so badly their mothers wouldn't recognize them!"
Michu's giggles didn't stop! "You were looking around nervously just like me-"
"That said, we will meet again at the wedding!" Illiana blushed so much she couldn't keep her eyes on the monke.
The worst was that Michu didn't understand why she would be like that? Had he said something bad, he would've apologized! But he just said that she giggled like him and everyone from his side always liked his smile!
His smile shouldn't be the reason for her sudden escape!
Alas, Michu couldn't speak nor apologize even if he wanted to!
"Have fun at the bachelor party!" Illiana added from far away and escaped!
Michu pondered, "Is it because of her words?" The monke thought while caressing his chin, "But why is so bad at beating gangsters? They deserve it."
If anything, Michu would love to see Yumi versus Illiana as he had never won against his girlfriend in close combat! She always knew how to grasp his arm and make it utterly immobile or even how to strike that his eyes would roll back!
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Michu stopped caressing his chin, "Melons on melons..."
What a beautiful sight it would be.
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"Hello! I am Michu and I want to buy a suit here!" Michu's voice boomed in the small fashion shop.
The reason? He wanted to be as nice as possible.
Should you be nice to the lady assistant, she would bless you with the discounts!
Michu smiled, patiently waited for the owner to come out, then flashed his white teeth at the lady, "Nice to meet you! You have beautiful and ripe melons!"
The monke was so nice that he commented even more, "With your eyes for fashion, I will look like a celebrity! I have read a few reviews on social media, so I know I can rely on your shop!"
Michu smiled from ear to ear, but as his eyes actually landed on the shop owner, he caressed his chin and commented, "Miss has similar eyes to my friend, Zerze..."
"It's because we have the same eyes, actually," The lady's stupor broke when Michu commented about Zerze.
She was shell-shocked to get such compliments, but Michu's eyes were on the spot when it came to her breasts. And a few reviews on her site were actually posted by her through various old accounts, just to raise the visibility of her new shop.
Nonetheless, it was a new shop, so Michu and his exuberant side relieved the lady. He also gave her enough confidence to serve him!
"Really?" Michu made a monke expression and continued to massage his chin, "Zerze has two sisters?"
"I am Masayuki's mother."
"But you look around Yumi's age. Not like my mom!" Michu truly learned more about the world!
It was unfair how some people looked more beautiful and younger than their age! This mother was totally not looking like his mom! But even though his mother had signs of old age and her hard work, Michu's mom was the best and so was her heart!
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She was the nicest and the gentlest mother!
Michu apologized quickly to the shop owner then, "I am sorry! It's good to look younger, right? Hehe! I hope Miss will stay like that for a long time!"
"Thank you very much, dear customer," These words were said with a little stiff expression and tone, but Michu seemed to be charmed by her appearance as he was smiling nonstop.
This boosted her confidence further and Zerze's mother's talk became smoother.
Michu was guided by her to the part with many suits.
Before Zerze's mother proposed a few, Michu opened his backpack and took out belt, "This is a present I got from my girlfriend," Although both Yumi and Michu hadn't expected that he would need a suit so soon, Michu didn't even think twice before taking this present with himself.
A lady eyed the belt and nodded with a gentle smile, "Very well."
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After Michu got a good-looking suit, he faced himself before the mirror.
However, he wasn't just looking at his suit and how good he looked in it. He was actually getting more treatment where any other normal shop would've stopped already!
Before the mirror, he could see himself, but also Zerze's mother taking care of his hair. She trimmed it on his sides, then made his hair stand out more than ever before!
It felt like the magic was put on him!
A little later, Zerze's mom added some perfume!
'I am a celebrity!' Michu concluded after 'actual magic' got poured out on him.
"I need to fix your hair a little," Zerze's mother looked around him, then with scissors in her hand, she added some corrections and made the Lil Monke look the best!
However, Michu was overwhelmed by the treatment and he actually fell asleep.
It was partially due to how nice it felt, especially with Zerze's mother's hands being cold yet soothing.
"Oh... That's unfortunate." She smiled widely and put away her stuff.
An hour later, Michu woke up, "I dozed off!" He slapped his thigh, "Phone is here." He located his backpack and stuff, so the monke sighed with relief.
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