I Will Be The Monkey God! Chapter 69
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Chapter 69: Don't taint melons and peaches.
"Beautiful Yumi, I will be going!" It was already afternoon!
Michu had to return to his house, then prepare for school tomorrow. His family was strict when it came to school and even one day missing would make both Nana and Michu's mom angry!
"Yes, it was a nice break, wasn't it?" Both of them spent time in real life only! With how immersive the game world was, it was amazing how both of them either focused on studies or themselves, enjoying the company of each other!
Everything else seemed superfluous, but just for Venomous. Her boyfriend took great interest in movies and often compared CGI with the in-game monsters. How many times did she laugh when he shouted 'Fake, that's fake!'?
Countless times, but each was used to show off herself, so Yumi couldn't complain at all.
"Yeah! I never expected to take a break from it because... I really like the atmosphere here! However, I will come here every weekend! Don't slack, Yumi!" Michu imitated the strict look of his sister, then turned heels! As he went a few steps away, he turned around and shouted, "I love you!" He then ran away.
Standing in her doors, Yumi blushed faintly, then her neighbors' voices assaulted her from the side. She turned her eyes to them after monke's back disappeared on the horizon. Their argument was more heated than she expected.
"What lame? When was the last time you said these words?" The female neighbor snapped at her boyfriend who laughed too much at that innocent monke! His laughter didn't last long as his girlfriend snapped and threw her fist at his chest.
"Oh, come on! Do I have to say it? Do you need words to know about my love?" He tried to defend himself, but his girlfriend threw her eyes to the side, angered and annoyed!
"Idiot," She stomped on his foot, then returned to their apartment.
From the side, Venomous' lips curled up into a smug smile, then her doors closed.
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"I am back!" Michu announced his return!
He blinked a few times, seeing no one! However, the VR Capsule had lights on which meant that Nana was in the game world! This capsule had various and highly useful features such as this light!
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Michu also could send emergency logout requests through this capsule in case his sister played for too long. There was also a presence detector that would send a notification to the player inside the game.
It actually had a wide range, so even if someone knocked on the doors, Nana would know about the guest! Knowing that Nana would have no problems with the black magic, Michu happily smiled and turned the laptop on.
"Let's check out beautiful women..." Michu chose his profile on social media, then his hands naturally guided him to all the beautiful women he had been following ever since the creation of his account.
He stopped and asked himself, "I have a girlfriend..." Was it appropriate for him to look at those ladies? He even met one of them, so the curiosity and a little tingling emotion brewed itself within his heart!
Michu caressed his chin, then clicked the chat option.
[Michu: Feng! I have a question!]
After talking with his male friend, Michu's eyes returned to the beautiful women and their photos that were real! Unlike all the movies, those photos were as if of the highest quality! He didn't stay away from their nearly nude bodies and happily commented against haters!
"Check movies, gangsters. That's fake! Don't taint melons and peaches." Michu righteously left comment after comment, then supported the beautiful women as much as he could! Unfortunately, he couldn't tip them!
Feng had told him that on the street, Michu wouldn't be able to turn away his eyes from the beautiful woman. If he were to go to the beach with his girlfriend, would he keep his eyes closed?
Could he go around with his eyes on Venomous? Of course not! They would fall onto the sand and turn the whole beach time into a big mess!
Thus, it was fine to look for a little!
Michu spent time looking around social media. He usually would read short news or just go around photos as longer posts would make Michu sleep on the desk. He then spoke with Nana about his new relationship.
"Big brother's future looks great!" From what Nana inferred, Venomous had a fair share of the money if she could live with such high-quality stuff, order food, and just focus on the game without 'working' at all.
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Michu didn't share everything, but Venomous told him that she usually spent her grandpa's money on the necessary stuff. She had less because of her father, but that was not the reason. For her, this money was cursed.
But she needed that to achieve her goal! Of course, what was cursed for her, could be a blessing for others. After fulfilling her goal, Yumi planned to donate this money to charity! Her priorities were different now, however.
"But it must be nice to have such a partner! Will big brother not forget about us?" Nana jested, but Michu's face contorted and he angrily glared at her!
She quickly apologized, "Sorry big brother... It was a stupid joke." Nana hugged her brother, then shifted the topic to her first game experience!
Since it was Michu's first request, Lazy Bum decided to help Nana and introduced her to the game world! He was also the archer who just could lay in one place while watching over Nana as she fought some monsters for the first time!
It was kinda relaxing and he promised to go with her for the second time.
"To be honest, it made me more jealous! Big brother, I hope you will strike gold with your golden bananas! Also, we don't know how long our bills will be paid by that gentleman... What do you think, big brother?" Nana asked.
"I will check the auction tomorrow morning!" Michu smiled, "Even if it fails, as a high-level player, I should be able to repay this gift. That's why I will never stop playing this game and work hard."
"Yes, good luck!" The siblings ended their conversation. Both of them went to brush their teeth together, then wrapped their bodies in their blankets. Usually, both of them would fall asleep pretty fast, but Michu spoke.
"I miss Yumi..." The monke whispered.
"Yes. You just had a nice time with her... Eh, pervert!" Nana misunderstood and corrected herself fast!
Michu turned around to look at her, "That's not it! I wasn't a gorilla!"
"Gorilla? Big brother! How can you?!" Nana also turned around and smashed the mat with her little fist, "You can't compare it like that! It's weird!" Sex was also a beautiful art if performed right.
It would be art you could see in opera! That was what Nana associated this activity with! But her already adult brother suddenly came out with a gorilla! How could her beautiful art not shatter?!
"Quiet," Mother's voice rang out and both of them instantly shut.
Nana just whispered before sleeping, "Stupid big bro."
"You haven't seen the real deal anyway! So this image was blurred!" Michu said and he was indeed right!
Nana pouted and covered her face with a blanket.
"And we have watched that erotica, you know?"
"She is also a pervert. You two are a great fit indeed! I'm sleeping now!" Nana no longer wanted to talk about it! At the end of the day, she was younger than her brother!
Michu nodded and turned around. In two years, his sister would probably see erotica movies too. That was what he thought. And as innocent as she was, Nana surely would take a peek around this time!
For now, she moved and thought with the knowledge she received from her school lessons!
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[Your territory, Michu's Banana Farm, has been destroyed.]
"Eh?" Michu trembled as he got the notification from the black magic! His eyes went wide and he reread the whole message three times!
On his arm, KongFu muttered, "So it has finally come..." Gain and lose! Gain and lose! Victorious and defeated!
Was there a player who only stood on either side?
KongFu associated everyone with these words, so he knew that such time would eventually come for Michu. The question was how far... had those unknown enemies gone?
"Call Snake," KongFu exclaimed.
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