I Will Be The Monkey God! Chapter 15
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Chapter 15: Yummy?
She then raised her eyes at Michu as he began another speech. Now, he spoke as the peasant, "We will develop this land together! One big banana farm for us! By the end of our day, we will eat together just like now! The bananas we have worked hard for would taste better, you know? Haha! I am the one who enjoys the banana the most right now." Showing the victorious V sign, Michu took another banana and munched on it happily.
But then, the oldest man lost strength in his legs. His knees hit the ground, dug a little through it as he wailed… "I knew it…" He cried, "I knew I shouldn't treat every player the same, but those devils… Those devils didn't treat us like humans!"
"..."
"This banana was the best banana I have ever had… Thank you, young man." Despite not even saying anything to Venomous or Michu, the old man apologized. His mind had been swarmed with various thoughts and that was what he had apologized for.
Seeing the old man, other people followed him. They fell like knights onto their knees, then apologized to Michu one by one.
However, the monkey found it weird, "Yo."
He extended his hand to the side, wrapped it around Venomous' shoulder, and pulled her closer… Another hand pointed at her face as he said, "You guys were all rude to my friend! Apologize to her and we can work on the banana farm!"
"Yes! I am sorry, missy! You two are a great pair! Haha!"
"Sorry, I am so sorry! I never held the woman's hand! How could I even comment with such vulgar tongue!"
It seemed like soldiers also had some inward thoughts about Venomous' voluptuous body.
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She just glanced at them, raised her hand to gesture them to stand up, then threw a little hateful glance at Michu.
He had been holding her close to his naked body all this time, so how could she have her usual, snake eyes? Those were already scary sometimes but glazed with anger, Michu quickly let her go and waved his hand.
"I am sorry!" Michu pulled out a banana, then passed it to her, "Here is your banana!"
Holding the banana with one hand, Venomous slowly peeled it off.
In the meantime, a wave of system messages assaulted her and Michu's eyes.
[Lord Fabian's soldier, Juzek, has sworn to protect your land.]
[Lord Fabian's soldier, Carlos, has sworn to protect your land.]
[Lord Fabian's soldier,...]
[Lord Fabian's soldier…]
Many of those appeared in her eyes.
Feeling content from the development, Venomous finally said, "I forgive you." She then bit a little bit of banana and munched it without showing much cheek movement.
But the soldiers commented from the side, "Lord Michu, could you come closer?"
"What's up?" Michu asked.
The middle-aged soldier exclaimed, "I think you have given her the wrong banana!"
"Wrong banana?"
Hearing these words from afar, the snake moved. Despite the gap of levels, Venomous slithered on the ground, then kicked the man's chin so strongly he got flung to the other side.
"UEGH!"
Her eyes dilated, a snake beaming within, "A wrong banana, he said?" Her eyes scanned through every soldier, "I have a wrong banana here too." A sword flashed with silver light. A low-quality sword most beginners would use became a little too scary for soldiers.
It was because Venomous had similar status to Michu and they already swore to work for him.
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Though it couldn't be that exploited, they also didn't want to hurt the potential girlfriend.
Michu just laughed from the side, "So he meant sword! Sorry, but I don't have any swords right now. But if I find a good sword, then I will give you one. Thank you for all your help, Venomous!"
"..."
"I am here because half the work has been done by you. We are a good duo, aren't we? Haha!" Michu's laughter appeased Venomous' heart.
She looked at him with much more genuine eyes and Michu could look at these for a long time.
Though he usually got bored of a lot of stuff, those eyes would be one of the rare things he would enjoy in the silence.
"It's weird to call you Venomous since you are so nice. What's your name?" Michu asked.
"Shouldn't you ask it differently? If you are too blunt, then I will become uncomfortable." Venomous replied, but she just wanted to change the topic.
"Oh, sorry! My bad!" Michu apologized. He was a person who knew how to take the blame and say sorry, "I am Michu, Could you tell me your name? How was it?" He laughed as he asked.
"Don't ask immediately after… It's Yumi," Venomous replied after shaking her head.
"Yummy?" Michu brought his fingers to his chin, then caressed like a monkey. "My banana was yummy?"
"My name is Y.U.M.I."
"Yummy… Yumi… A nice name! Haha! I love it..."
"Love it, you say…"
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