How-not To Be An Olympian God! Chapter 152
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The phoenix bowed her entire body to Longwang.
The divine creature chirped like a small bird in front of the king of beasts.
Longwang listened to her chirps, and replied, "You want to use an uninhabited island in the East Seas as the location for their first rebirth?"
The small 'chicks' on her back clucked.
The phoenix chirped in response.
Longwang said, "Go ahead, do you want me to send an emissary over as an extra protection measure?"
The phoenix seemed to shake its head.
However, as it rose to leave, it suddenly became agitated.
This change occurred in a fraction of a second when it saw Alex.
Longwang frowned and asked it, "What's wrong? Did this young man ever do anything wrong to your kin?"
The phoenix shook its body and chirped in an incomprehensible language.
Longwang nodded and stared at Alex with an enigmatic expression.
Alex was scared of the outcome of this exchange, but unexpectedly, Longwang smiled, and remarked, "You wanted to ask for my assistance? Speak freely..."
The change in attitude was extremely noticeable, and the rest of the group all wondered what Alex had done.
He somewhat understood what had happened, and found it joyful that he had been so fortunate.
Yan Wang had mentioned that Longwang favored those who treated its underlings well, and since he recovered that phoenix's child, it remembered his favor and spoke of it to the king of beasts.
This was the best outcome for them.
Alex smiled and explained their predicament.
"We have been embroiled in a misunderstanding with the heavenly court, and need the backing of an equally powerful faction such as yours to clear up the misunderstanding."
Longwang frowned, though he inquired, "Go into detail."
"We met with a....."
Alex recounted every single detail of their misfortunate encounter.
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Longwang's facial expressions eased up, and he occasionally bit through some of the precious gems on his platter.
"I understand, and seeing as an important ally of the heavenly court and the commander of the underworld armies both support your claims, you need another credible testimonial?" Longwang softly asked him.
"Yes..."
"However, what makes you think words will convince an emperor without any solid evidence?" Longwang gave him a sharp stare.
Alex gulped.
"I-
"If that were really the case, couldn't the entire heavenly court start doubting the decrees of Yudi on basis of their status and initiate a coup?"
Though, Longwang quietly muttered, "Not that a coup would work anyways with those two monarchs..."
'He's right....'
Longwang continued, "The story is actually unreasonable, no diplomat in their right mind would murder a heavenly court member, so I don't even think the Jade Emperor believes in the truthfulness of the story."
"However."
"For reputation reasons, the emperor chose you two as a scapegoat to demonstrate the prowess of the heavenly court."
"Don't get me wrong, as a monarch, that is the only right decision he could have done to maintain the face and domination of his organization."
'It seems like solving this is going to be more complicated than I previously thought...' Alex frowned and clenched his fists.
As he fell into a meaningless string of thoughts, Hou Yi took him out of this unhealthy trance.
"As far as I know, there is one person that Yudi would listen to without hesitation..."
Longwang harrumphed, and replied, "He's been gone for almost half a century."
Then, he faced Alex, and stated in a joking tone, "Unless you can bring back Esteemed Lao Zi, I don't think there is any way for you to proceed with the negotiations safely."
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In the burst of the moment, Alex took out two stone tablets.
"I think I can find Lao Zi."
*BAM*
Longwang's fist destroyed the table, and a crack appeared on the floor.
"You're telling me that YOU can find him even when the entire forces of Qin have not found him after half a century?! Please tell me you're joking!"
Alex forgot that this man had a reputable short temper.
"Read this, Sir Longwang," Alex passed him the two stone tablets.
Longwang breathed heavily, but he gently took the tablets from him and began reading.
As he attentively read through the two tablets, his expression took a few turns.
When he was done with it, his anger retreated and was replaced by a poker face.
"I suppose, this is what gives you the confidence to say that you can find him?"
"Yes!" Alex was scared of the man's sharp and fickle psyche, but he replied with resolve.
"Hahahahaahahahaha...!"
"Xuanwu!" Longwang called the Black Tortoise.
The woman from earlier opened the sliding door and entered.
"Yes, Lord Longwang?"
"Send over a decree to the heavenly court immediately."
Xuanxu's eyes widened, but she calmly asked, "The contents, Lord?"
"The two foreign 'criminals' are under my protection for a month!" Longwang had a smile of pure excitement on his handsome face.
Alex's jaw remained wide open.
Zhong Kui whispered to him, "He's giving you one month to find Lao Zi, or it will all be over."
The stakes were higher than ever, but he was excited.
Alex turned to Hermes.
"Hermes, are you ready?"
"Absolutely so, Alexei-boy!" Hermes bit his lips.
"Alright now, I want time to meditate, I want everyone to leave my domain!" Longwang roared.
The group happily ran out of the temple and went back to Mazu.
"Did it go well?"
"Excellently so, Mazu!" Zhong Kui exclaimed.
Hou Yi suddenly asked, "Can I come with you three?"
"Of course!"
With that, a great tale was about to spin itself.
A group composed of two foreign gods, the commander of the underworld armies, and the greatest archer were going to move together, in order to unearth the mystery behind the disappearance of the father of Cultivation and Daoism, Lao Zi!
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-Back in Longwang's Temple-
Xuanwu politely inquired, "Lord, isn't one month rather short?"
"Xuanwu?"
"Yes?"
"Do you know that feeling you get when you're still young and irresponsible? When you know you're making a bad or unreasonable decision, but you make it anyways?"
"I am quite familiar with that sentiment, Lord."
"Well."
"I somehow had a feeling that...in spite of all odds, they might succeed..."
"I trust your intuition, Lord."
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8 192Dearest O'Malley
This story tells about a car's life and the way he lived in 1967. His name is O'Malley Malibu and he is a 1967 Chevrolet Malibu with a straigh six engine. He grew up with a two door Lincoln and a Chevrolet Impala and did everything with them together. Later on into the story, O'Malley is sitting up for sale in a yard of a little old lady who's husband was mean to him for a little while. He meets his new owner Gladys Kennedy who takes care of him well. She takes O'Malley to work with her and to church. But one day, a bully picks on a car for a parking space and when the bully tries to pick on O'Malley, he learns his lesson of what happens when he messes with a Chevy Malibu raised in Texas. Soon after Gladys gets too old to take care of O'Malley, she gives him to Randy and Jan, the next owners. They have O'Malley as the only car they have to drive until he met Susie, a Mercury Grand Marquis and a blue van. Then comes along Erik and Nathan, the two additions that he meets. O'Malley plays and makes Nathan smile by the time he reaches 2 years old. Leading Nathan up the road to learning, O'Malley guides his new master through a home schooling system to keep him on track. As many years went by, O'Malley soon is passed on to Nathan's care and being a planned college subject of a college sememster work of having his transmission redone. When Nathan meets his new girlfriend, Natalie, O'Malley grows a liking on her just as she is showing her photos of O'Malley that she captured on camera in 2014 and 2015. He soon finds answers for all the questions he had been always asking from finding out what happened to Impa to discovering the location of where Gonzo was to opening up to a friend back that seemed to be next to him all these years. O'Malley and his friends make videos for the internet from a pickle and white flour bath to the Elvis impersonations to honor the Elvis Presley feastival for all Elvis fans around the world. The three friends have a lot of fun together including pranking each other for kicks and laughs. Ticking back in time, O'Malley tells the audiences the memories he had back to his younger days when he and his cousins would prank each other and laugh at it now as he remembers it then. From the happy to sad stories that he experiences throughout the novel. People stop and stare at the beauty of O'Malley's sleek body all over town including taking pictures of him without his knowing. The story has yet to unwrap the secrets inside of O'Malley outside the car shows. There are hints of originality, heart, tranquility, untapped potential, undisturbed sensational zen, and undiscovered twerks that make him so amazing that people don't see nor don't pay attention to like they do in the show. O'Malley has a smooth, witty, sweet and relaxed personality. O'Malley travels down the road of memorable experiences from being in a sample teaser trailer of a movie to meeting a new love to finding another of his old friend from the 70s to meeting a life coach that would be his biggest inspiration. This is a novel that needs to be discovered for all eyes alike.
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