My Unconventional Delivery System! Chapter 161
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Everyone was called by Rory, she explained that they are going to be given clothes as food so naturally they instantly went to the place where Rory told them to go, in a short moment thousands of people gathered in one place, looking at these people, he underestimated their population, he thought that a poor country like this will have a few thousand citizens at most, however it was way more than a mere thousand, from what he could see they are at least 20 thousand people.
He only brought 5,000 sets of clothes for females, males, and children as for the food, it was barely enough, now he was in a dilemma, suddenly Rory's fellow apostle spoke.
"Kyle-sama, what's wrong?"
"There isn't enough clothes and food for everyone."
Then she pondered for a while and said, "Kyle-sama I may have an idea."
"What is it?"
"The lack of food could be solved by hunting beasts around the kingdom, as for the clothes we can buy from another kingdom...but it would take a month to arrive at the closest kingdom.."
Kyle smiled brightly and said, "That's it! Thank you for your suggestion! Hey I know it might be late but what is your name?"
"It's Hilda."
"Alright Hilda, can you hunt the beast around the kingdom with Rory? Because it's much more important than the clothes, so help me with the food, as for the clothes I'll take care of it."
Both Hilda and Rory nodded, and said, "As you wish!"
"Alright, before you girls go let me cast some strengthening skills." The Kyle cast, a spell that makes them lighter, faster, and twice as strong,
Hilda and Rory were in awe after Kyle cast them a strengthening spell, they misunderstood him as giving them his blessings, so right now they thought that they have the blessing of 2 gods, in the history of this world it never once happened, so they felt motivated to work for him.
After that they started their hunting operation, while Kyle started distributing clothes and foods to the citizens of this poor kingdom, of course, he didn't do it alone, he asked for volunteers to help him distribute, and many volunteered.
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Of course, those who volunteered will have a reward later, he won't let them work for free, since he wasted their time for this, as he distributed the food he specifically gave extra to those who are poor, because of this many complained naturally.
But he knows how to deal with these kinds of people, the first warning him explaining that those people needed it more than they do, so some people understood at they didn't pursue the matter, however, there are still many people who complained so, his second warning he threatened so that they would stop, although it was effective some people just doesn't and for his final warning, he didn't hesitate to cut one of the limbs of those people.
Because of that, they didn't complain anymore. He wouldn't be so nice to those greedy people, he was trying to be fair, he gave extra to the poor because they needed it not because of some unknown reason.
While they were distributing, a mess happened. There was a noble who demanded the volunteer to hand over the clothes to him, he became greedy as he saw the quality of the clothes, he knew that they were expensive and maybe he could use them to get richer.
The volunteer was just a commoner, however despite being threatened by the noble, she didn't hand it over, it would be a lie if she wasn't afraid, however, these clothes were for everyone and not for this noble to have!
The noble became angry and said, "You bitch! How dare you defy me!"
She closed her eyes, and prepared herself to be punched; however a moment later, she felt nothing and she opened her eyes and saw Kyle stopping the noble fist, then said.
"O-owner-san?" She didn't know his name, but she knew that he was the owner of these goods.
"It's fine now, I'll take care of this." He said.
Then the noble looked at him with anger and exclaimed. "Who are you?! How dare you stop me!"
"Who am I? I'm just the owner of these clothes."
The noble was a bit surprised, and then he grinned and said. "I see, I see...now this makes it easier then! Hand me over the clothes! This isn't a request but an order!"
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Kyle looked at him blankly and said, "And why would I do that?"
"HAHAHAHA! What a funny question! Do you want to know why? It's because I'm a noble of this country! My father is the grand duke now giving the clothes, and oh yes the food too. I have never seen those kinds of food give it all to me!" The noble said arrogantly.
Kyle just smiled hearing these noble words, he thought. 'I finally met a person that comes from the xianxia genre.'
"Oi? What are you smiling for?? Do you want me to beat you up?"
Suddenly, he noticed that something was off, when he looked at his arm, he realized that it wasn't there anymore, only then he felt unbearable pain.
"AHHHHHH! FUCK FUCK! MY ARM!! WHERE I?!"
"Are you looking for this?" Kyle showed the noble his right hand, then he stared at Kyle with bloodshot eyes, his arm was bleeding but he still had the strength to get angry.
"Yo-you! You're going to pay for this!"
"Okay sure, hey continue distributing the clothes, I'll have to take care of something." After saying that, Kyle dragged the ears of the noble and went somewhere.
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Kyle just comes back from the castle, turns out that the father of the noble is the same time of shit as his son, as they say like father like son, because of that Kyle cut off the father's future generation and also his son's, cruel but he had to do it after knowing that amazing deeds that these father and son duo did.
They r*ped women, kill commoners for fun, blackmailing some nobles to **** their wives and daughters, anyway, those are just ones of the few shits did they, after he was finished with them, he went to the other nobles house that has the same reputation as them.
Basically, he is cleaning the garbage of this country, the king should be grateful after he was done cleaning he went to the throne room to meet the king, naturally the guards surrounded him, but they couldn't do shit as they instantly collapsed in the ground as he released a little of his bloodlust.
The people of this country didn't know his deeds, they didn't know that he saved them from being conquered only Rory and her fellow apostle saw how he annihilated their enemies in one swoop, but he didn't care if they knew it or not.
After all, he didn't save this country because of its people. He saved it because it was requested by a customer.
Then the king asked what he wanted, and he went straight to the point and said. "I've killed some of your nobles, I won't ask for forgiveness because I have zero intention of doing so, those bastards deserved it, think of this as a tip, I've clean the garbage around your kingdom, it should be able to become a better place now without those corrupted people, now as for my reason of coming here I want you to give a certain people a title of noble, if your thinking that my request is unreasonable, how about I say this I'm the person who helped you defeat your enemies, so that's why this kingdom is still here."
Then after confirming that what he said was true, the king agreed without hesitation.
At the present, he is now at the distribution place and the volunteers have just finished giving everything, then he told them to gather around because he has something to say, after they all gathered, he finally spoke.
"I will keep my sentence short without those cringy and edgy words, starting from today you are all nobles thank you for the help."
The silence was all over the place, a few minutes later they finally realized what he meant and they shouted all together.
"WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
(End-)
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