Chapter 989: 989

The whole court turned around and looked at the figure at the door. ≥,

that is a man in a long purple suit, with a thin body and an evil smile on the corner of his mouth.

“Can’t you feel it?” When ghost Xiao saw brother Jue, he almost blurted out his name.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t say it, just say There’s a frying pan in court.

“What? Is he just crazy? ”

“That legendary madness?”

“Strange I’ve heard that he has four heads and his eyes will shoot dead. ”

“Nonsense! I’ve heard that crazy people are the sworn brothers of the top demons. They will change like seventy-two. They have a big face and a big mouth… ”

“You don’t need to talk nonsense. You’re crazy. You should be a white faced young man. You’re very handsome. Under your head are orcs…”

It is obvious that Chua GE’s reputation in the world of screenplay has reached the level that all the women and children know him. All the NP from all the stars in the main universe in the auditorium have heard his name. It’s just They seem to have some problems in their access to information. What they get is basically the content after they spread and spread falsehoods and then spread and then spread them So that they have all kinds of strange misunderstandings about Jue Ge.

However, there is still a part of the core content in the intelligence about brother Jue It is not distorted in people’s chanting.

Therefore, there is a basic consensus among all the NPPs present, that is, they are crazy and unconscious, who have created countless legends, despicable, insidious and extremely unpleasant guys.

Bang Bang Bang

“silence!” A few seconds later, the clerk pounded his gavel and stopped the noisy crowd.

Soon the court was quiet again.

At this time, the black robed judge also said: “crazy, how dare you break in during the court session? You know how to defy the court of truth… ”

“I was just in a bit of a hurry when I came in. I accidentally broke the door.” Brother Jue walked forward and interrupted each other’s words. “It’s nothing more than destruction of public property. It’s half a cent to do with contempt of court?” As he said this, he twisted his eyebrows and crooked his mouth, pointed to the damaged gate behind him and said, “what’s more This broken door was also in disrepair and in a state of impending collapse. It was not so much that I destroyed public property as that its service life was just exhausted during my normal use. ”

“Unbridled!” In the face of this naked sophistry, the clerk was furious. He seemed to be the county Lord. He yelled out two words that were almost impossible to appear in the “court”, but he used them frequently in the “court”. He raised his gavel again and hit it hard.

Bangka

Unexpectedly. Because of the excessive force, the hammer broke after the blow.

“You see, there are things in tatters everywhere. The hardware facilities of your court are lack of maintenance Can you blame me too? ” Feng didn’t realize that it was more reasonable. “The clerk was also contemptuous of the court when he broke his gavel?”

“You…” The clerk’s anger rose again, but he had nothing to knock. He hit the table directly with his fist and was afraid of knocking down the front lectern, so he could only stare at brother Jue Gan.

Two seconds later. The black robed judge looked down at the Registrar and said, “pork, calm down and pay attention to the influence.”

A faint remark from him. But the clerk, who was thundering and powerful, trembled with fear.

“Yes Sorry Your honor. ” The clerk, known as pork, looked back respectfully. “It’s my fault…”

“Forget it.” The judge placed his hand under the black robe and picked up the gavel in front of him (there is another one on the bench, which is naturally for the judge to use). “Anyway…”

As he spoke, the judge gently raised his gavel and knocked it against the wooden mallet on the table.

In a moment. An invisible energy blooms, making everyone in the court shocked.

“I see Judges use the power of the Department of spirit… ” In less than half a second, guixiao has analyzed the judge’s main ability system from this mallet.

But the judge didn’t know about it. He just looked at brother Jue and said, “if you don’t feel crazy, I won’t investigate the matter of breaking the door But you suddenly break into this court, interrupt the trial, and say “objection” What do you mean? ”

“Isn’t it obvious what I mean?” When brother Jue said this, he went to the side of the dock, raised his arm, pointed to ghost Xiao and said, “I’m preventing my client from pleading guilty.”

“Well?” Hearing this, the judge hesitated for a moment and asked, “are you tuntian ghost’s lawyer?”

“Yes.” Feng unconsciously gave a positive reply.

“Hello…” “Ghost Xiao is to empty eyes to see elder brother Jue way,” who want you to defend me

Feng didn’t realize that he completely ignored guixiao’s question, and then he faced the judge and said, “your honor, the truth court allows the defendant to entrust a lawyer to defend himself, right?”

“That’s right.” “But The lawyer entrusted by the defendant must have the qualification to practice as a lawyer. ” He paused and said, “I’m crazy. I’ll make a statement in advance that you don’t want to muddle through as an alien.” He tapped on the table with his finger and said, “my qualification for a lawyer must be a certificate issued by the legitimate government of a legal territory in the main universe.”

“Hum…” At this time, the brown prosecutor stood up, sneered and said to brother Jue, “crazy, if you can’t prove your qualification as a lawyer, you are also in contempt of the court!”

“Oh?” As soon as brother Jue heard this, he turned around and looked at the prosecutor. “Which onion is your shit face bird?”

“Shit face Bird man? ” The prosecutor has never heard of this word in his life, “asshole! I am famous and famous Biff Murray, the invincible prosecutor! How dare you call me a shit face bird man? ”

“Shit face, shit face! After listening to each other’s self introduction, he repeated the title three times in front of each other, and the tone was gradually rising.

Bifu shivered with rage, but he was inconvenient to contend with the rogue man in front of him. He could only complain to the judge like a bullied child: “your honor! I protest! He insulted me! ”

“The protest is valid.” The judge replied, looking at brother Jue and saying, “I’m not crazy. Please pay attention to your wording. ”

“OK.” Feng unconsciously nodded to the judge, then turned around and went to biff. “I’m sorry, prosecutor biff, I shouldn’t call you shit faced Birdy. Although this word aptly describes the overall image of your appearance in the eyes of our Earthlings, it is called you It still seems to be immoral. I’ll never call you shit face Birdman again. At least I won’t call you shit face Birdman again in court. As for calling you shit face Birdman in private, or casually mentioning shit face Birdman with others in your absence… ”

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“That’s enough for you, asshole!”

When biff heard the words “I’m sorry”. The thought of “this madness seems to be polite” flashed in his mind, but then he scolded him with that word five times in a whole paragraph, without stopping, which made biff furious.

“If you mention that word again, I will betray you and despise the court.” The judge gave a final warning.

“OK ~ OK ~” Feng shrugged and walked to the trial bench.

“What are you going to do?” Pork immediately stood up alert.

“Relax, Mr. clerk.” Feng unconsciously took a thing out of his suitcase, “I’ll show you something.” Said. He had handed a paper document to pork. “Please show it to your honor.”

After delivering the document, brother Jue walked back and looked at the shit face with provocative eyes Oh no… Looking at biff. “My It is Zhuan jiezun’s “Book World lawyer qualification certificate”. Zunge’s reasoning club is undoubtedly the “legal territory” in the main universe, and he himself It’s the “legitimate government” there. ” At this point, he licked his lips and made a face at biff. “What some people question My qualification as a lawyer is no longer a problem, is it? ”

“Well There is no problem with the supporting documents. ” The judge soon finished reading the document, “crazy…” He thought about it. “Defense lawyer, this court admits that you are entitled to defend tuntian ghost.”

“I said…” Guixiao has now propped his elbows on the counter of the dock, held his cheek and put on an impatient expression, “is there anyone listening to me? I said I would confess And I don’t want that guy to defend me… ”

“Defense lawyer, you heard that your client refused you to defend him.” The judge looked at Chueh Ge and said.

“I’m against it.” I can’t feel the way back.

“Hello Can you object to it? ” The ghost Xiao hears the speech to be frightened.

“Yes What are you opposing, defense lawyer? ” The judge also felt pain.

“The defendant is a minor, and the matters related to the defense shall be decided by his legal representative. He has no right to refuse my defense.” I can’t feel the way back.

“Well…” The judge thought, “I see…” He paused for half a second. “So, who is the defendant’s legal representative?”

“It’s me.” I don’t even think about it. I’ll recognize it when I clap my chest.

“What is your relationship with the defendant?” The judge asked again.

“I’m his godfather.” Feng unconsciously gave a very bad answer without thinking.

“You fart!” Ghost Xiao turns to scold.

Brother Jue listened and continued to ignore ghost Xiao. Looking at the judge, he said, “your honor, I farted.”

“Er…” The judge said, “so what…”

“Nothing. Since my client mentioned it, I’ll share it with you.” I can’t feel the way back.

“Oh…” After the judge answered, he was silent for three seconds, “defense lawyer Please don’t mention anything that has nothing to do with this case. ”

“OK.” Brother Jue nodded back.

Between the three sentences, Feng unwittingly used the pun meaning of the word “fart” and the translation of the game to expose it

“Then…” The judge went on, “defense lawyer and legal representative Are you going to defend the accused now? ”

“Yes.” “And…” He turned to the jury. “I hope the jury can ignore all the testimony of the defendant.”

“Well, this court allows your request.” Judge immediately