Chapter 328: South Park 3

The quarantine center for the Peruvian Flute Bands was in Miami . The center was surrounded by barbed wire, and the logo for the Department of Homeland Security could be seen hanging on the wire at fixed intervals . Inside the center, there stood many blue and green military grade tents . Most members of the bands were wandering inside the tents . Eighty percent of them spoke in Spanish . They wore loose knitted ponchos or jumpers, and most wore hats . They looked Mexican but with a slight variation .

On the temporarily-built orange sentry towers, there were soldiers with guns to respond to sudden incidents . Many military trucks with brown tarp moved in and out of the camp . Batches of Peruvian Flute Bands were hustled out from the truck . Among them were five young Caucasian boys .

The four of them were the main characters of South Park—Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman . To be clear, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny were all first names, but Cartman was a surname . His full name was Eric Cartman, but other than his mother and some of the teachers, almost no one called him Eric because he was a despicable character, and not many were on a first name basis with him .

Here, we shall briefly introduce them .

First is Stan . In South Park, he should be the relatively normal character . He has a girlfriend called Wendy . They have an on-and-off relationship . During the first few seasons, he had this sick illness of vomiting whenever he was around the girl that he liked, but it’s getting better . He has a violent sister with braces called Shelly . She is incredibly powerful and has been seen to throw a piano with her bare hand when she is angry . Stan’s father is Randy, the man with the lowest bottom line in South Park… By the way, Jimbo is Stan’s uncle .

Next is Kyle, a jewish boy, and his signifying characteristic is his green Ushanka, which is a hat with ear flaps . He is honest, kind, and good with computers . His father is a lawyer . His mother has a penchant for blowing something small out of proportion and is overly protective of her children . He has a little brother in kindergarten, Ike, a Canadian kid who was adopted .

The third character is Kenny, recognizable from the orange hooded parka that he wears where only his face is shown . He has problems enunciating his words, and he comes from a very poor family . He dies in every episode, and the deaths are sudden and cruel like those from Final Destination . His hidden identity is Mysterio, a superhero on a mission to save the world . But Kenny has a salacious side . His knowledge about sex is far beyond his peers; in one episode, he even died from syphilis .

Lastly, we have Cartman . From the animation style, he looks different from his three friends . He’s very fat, but he won’t admit it . His slogan is: “I’m not fat; I just have big bones . ” Cartman is the most despicable character at South Park . He is evil, greedy, cunning, and has some curiously innocent ignorance in certain areas . He is also extremely racist, self-centered, and has no understanding of the term ‘guilt’ . Cartman is sometimes incredibly stupid, but other times, he’s a genius . He’s good at collecting information, sharp, and highly territorial . Other than that, he is fluent in many languages and is often the leader in many episodes . He has many twisted and prejudiced views such as ‘every Jew will have a bag filled with coins strung around their neck’, ‘people can eat with their *ssholes’, and ‘hippies must die’ . In the world of South Park, his strange views are often proven to be true .

And these are the four main characters of South Park .

The fifth kid who was captured alongside them was the classmates of the four main characters, Craig . Craig was normally dressed in blue and had a very nasally voice . He visited the counsellor’s room a lot, and one would often find him at the door of the counsellor’s office waiting for his turn . His catchphrase was ‘If I could say sh*tballs to the principal, I’d be so happy…’

Other than a sharp tongue, Craig and his family had a habit of flipping people off . That should be the main reason he was often punished with detention . So… why would these five Caucasians kid be quarantined?

There were two reasons . One, to earn money . They were selling CDs under the disguise of Peruvian Flute Bands . They held instruments and were performing ‘London Bridge is Falling Down’ on the street . Two, the intelligence of the other characters during that episode had all lowered again . So, the military could not recognize that these five kids were not Peruvian .

“I’m sorry, sir?” Stan and his friends got down from the truck and pushed through the crowd, making their way to one of the sentries . “Sir, there is a misunderstanding . Can we talk to you?”

“Sir, can we have a word with you?” Kyle added .

The anti-terrorist soldier looked at him and replied, “Go away! I’m not buying your horrible CDs!”

“It’s not that, sir,” Stan replied . “There is a huge misunderstanding . I’m not actually Peruvian…”

The soldier shouted back . “I’ve told you! I will not buy your lousy CDs today!”

He was agitated . “Do you not understand that? I can’t stand this!”

Then, a real Peruvian Flute Band member walked to the children and used Spanish to ask the soldier, “Sir, would you like to buy a CD?”

The next second, he was shot dead .

The five children looked at the dead body, which was a foot away, with gaping mouths and complete shock .

…

At the hospital, Feng Bujue’s plan was running smoothly . He did not approach anything; he followed the signs and soon found the storeroom . During that period, he shamelessly swiped a large travel bag from a coma patient and planned to use that to carry his resources .

“Hmm… Bandages, sanitizer, syringe…” He looked through the stuff but could not find any medicine . The blood bags in the fridge were useless to him .

“Looks like a detour to the pharmacy is necessary,” Feng Bujue said . He had passed the pharmacy earlier . Across from the door, a security guard sat reading a newspaper, and the door to the pharmacy was the very thick metallic door . Obviously, for a place that stocked morphine, the hospital still quite valued it .

“It shouldn’t be too hard to destroy that door, but there are so many people in the corridors… Even though it doesn’t matter if I start a killing spree, if that attracts the group of madmen from the South Park Police…”

With that in mind, Feng Bujue had a plan . He planned to use a trap befitting the intelligence of the characters in this world to move the people away .